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Scotch Whisky lovers force referendum veto!

Funny story: Scotch Whisky lovers force referendum veto!

Scotch whisky lovers from all over the planet, after recovering from heavy hangovers on Thursday night, have forced the Scottish minister, Nicola Sturgeon, into applying Scotland's veto to nullify the "Leave vote!" They have also rioted in front o...

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Government Approves Adding Chemicals to Scottish Water Supplies

Funny story: Government Approves Adding Chemicals to Scottish Water Supplies

The systematic addition of chemicals to Scottish water supplies is to resume to keep rebellion levels down. Additional chemical dosing will continue in keeping with pre-referendum Westminster policy, effectively maintaining a docile disposition in th...

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Scottish Money Amnesty - Notes Can Be Exchanged At Banks from Tomorrow

Funny story: Scottish Money Amnesty - Notes Can Be Exchanged At Banks from Tomorrow

Scottish £5 £10 and £50 notes no longer required after the failed Independence bid may be handed in or posted to banks for free exchange for real money, a spokesperson for the Exchequer said this morning. The notes, notoriously difficult to purch...

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New Zealand Prime Minister Drops French Tickler in Favor of Merkin

Funny story: New Zealand Prime Minister Drops French Tickler in Favor of Merkin

New Zealand Prime Minister John Key announced today that he intends to adopt "a full frontal position", and sport a merkin. On the heels of the Scottish bid for independence, and riding the wave of referendum, Key sees changing the national flag...

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Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Funny story: Thousands Of Scots Didn't Know They Were Part Of U.K. Until Referendum

Referendum exit poll results have revealed that most Scots only realised that they were part of the U.K. when they read the referendum question. Traumatised voters were yesterday reported to be queuing up in their thousands for post traumatic str...

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