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Funny story: Academics Confirm Scottish Shortbread Reserves Higher Than Westminster Predicts

Academics Confirm Scottish Shortbread Reserves Higher Than Westminster Predicts

A projection by industry body Biscuits UK that 24bn boxes of shortbread can be extracted from the North Sea is "plausible", two academics have said. The projection has been used by the Scottish government as part of its campaign for independence.Last...
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Funny story: Scottish viewers disappointed Salmond didn't use "Braveheart" quotes more in independence TV debate

Scottish viewers disappointed Salmond didn't use "Braveheart" quotes more in independence TV debate

The first televised debate between Scottish nationalist Alex Salmond and Alistair Darling happened this week. The two debated whether Scotland should leave the United Kingdom, however many Scottish viewers had expressed their disappointment that Sal...
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Funny story: Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Scottish Labour to be genetically modified

Scottish Labour today announced that it is to be genetically modified in a bold attempt to prevent it from becoming extinct. Leader Johann Lamont launched the initiative from the Glasgow Science Centre, where she says the idea first entered her...
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Funny story: Holyrood Cabinet Goes On Tour - Ministers In Fear Of Salmond's Tests

Holyrood Cabinet Goes On Tour - Ministers In Fear Of Salmond's Tests

Scottish ministers fear the savage retribution of their leader after their annual summer tour of the country during which they will hold meetings on Skye, and in Renfrew and Orkney. This will be the fifth consecutive year that the Cabinet has emba...
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Funny story: Scotland join Africa Cup of Nations

Scotland join Africa Cup of Nations

British team Scotland were last minute entries to the African Cup of Nations today, as they pursued their bid to get independence from the United Kingdom. Scotland First Minister Alex Salmond started the ball rolling two weeks ago when he pushed P...
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Funny story: Alex Salmond Urged To Get Tougher

Alex Salmond Urged To Get Tougher

Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has been criticised for not doing more to tackle anti social behaviour during live coverage of first minister's questions on February 24th, 2011. Angry viewers from all over the country phoned in to the...
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Funny story: Scottish Conservatives appoint new MSP - Archie the inventor

Scottish Conservatives appoint new MSP - Archie the inventor

Following the resignation of their 'best hope for an MSP' Jimmy Buchan, the Scottish Conservatives have today appointed a new candidate ahead of the Holyrood elections. Archie the inventor from the highly popular TV series Balamory is to stand in...
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Funny story: England confused by Scottish hostility

England confused by Scottish hostility

The highly volatile marriage between Scotland and England was brought into focus again last night in front of scandal-hungry celebrity reporters at a glamour ball in Woodburn Miners' Club, Dalkeith. Having spent the night being wined and dined by...
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Funny story: Scottish Labour party leader resigns for not fiddling the books

Scottish Labour party leader resigns for not fiddling the books

In a shock move today, the leader of the Scottish Labour party resigned after admitting to not fiddling the books.
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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