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Funny story: Scottish Independence - What Will Happen To Empty Bank Premises?

Scottish Independence - What Will Happen To Empty Bank Premises?

Any Bank Buildings vacated by nervous banks after a "Yes" vote could be used to house low risk savings companies willing to lend money to small businesses. The companies will have to use people's savings to generate money and to lend money out polite...
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Funny story: New Tick Species Discovered in Scottish Western Highlands

New Tick Species Discovered in Scottish Western Highlands

A significant new species of Blood Sucking Tick has been found embedded in Alex Salmon's elbow. Experts at the indigenous species unit under the Stone of Scone in Holyrood Palace described the discovery as "significant". It is thought to be t...
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Funny story: Scotland will be full of empty palaces after Declaration of Independence in 2015

Scotland will be full of empty palaces after Declaration of Independence in 2015

Secret Royal palaces all over Scotland are already being evacuated due to fears of a revival of the William Wallace syndrome coinciding with the release of "Braveheart 2." in September. The film will star Melanie Gibson as Braveheart's red haired dau...
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Funny story: Scottish Nationalist Chavs mourn Hugo Chavez

Scottish Nationalist Chavs mourn Hugo Chavez

Glasgow - The Venezuelan dictator famously gave his name to legions of 'council housed and violent' Brits known by the pejorative epithet 'Chav'. Identifiable by blingy street-couture chic the subculture's Scottish Nationalist branch is in mournin...
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Funny story: Ex-Cardinal Keith O'Brien checks in to exorcism boot camp

Ex-Cardinal Keith O'Brien checks in to exorcism boot camp

John o'Groats - Scotland's former primate is donning a hairshirt at a secluded rehab for penitent old Catlicks. The retreat is famous for its self-debriefing therapies that let penitents talk themselves out of x-rated stuff deemed too gross for th...
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