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New Puppet Show Starring Scott Walker

Determined not to be outdone by Warner Brothers or the famous Ringling Brothers, the infamous Koch Brothers got their traveling show on the road featuring Scott Walker, cast as the quirky governor of an obscure Midwestern state. His costar is Bozo Th...

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Scott Walker creates jobs for ghosts at shuttered GM plant

Madison, Wis--Scott Walker's is big on creating jobs, so big on creating jobs that he created jobs for ghosts at a shutter GM plant in Janesville, WI. "I said I was going to created 250,000 jobs in Wisconsin by 2015, but I didn't say that they we...

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Scott Walker Worried Jail He Is Going to Might Have Union Guards

Madison, Wisconsin--Scott Walker is beginning to worry that he might be going to jail, because close aides of his are getting charged with felonies. "I am worried these jails in Wisconsin might have guards that are in the unions, if I am lucky,...

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Scott Walker not a crook, just the people he surrounds himself with are crooks

Madison, Wis--Scott Walker is sticking to the fact he isn't a crook, and did nothing wrong when he didn't fire people in his office that were stealing from the county by not doing what they were paid to do. He just gave high paying state jobs to thos...

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Scott Walker afraid of people openly carry firearms

Madison, Wisconsin--Scott Walker thinks it is afraid of people that openly carry their firearms. He held a press conference to announce that he fears crazy gun owners. "I want to be safe, and think it is dangerous to around people that need to tak...

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Wisconsin lost more jobs in October, but Scott Walker still happy with his progress

Madison, Wis--Scott Walker was still touting the fact he didn't raise taxes to balance the budget. "I am the CEO of the state of Wisconsin and I am doing a great job. People should get off my back. I made the tough choices of sticking to union wor...

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Scott Walker saves Wisconsin taxpayers five dollars

Madison, WI--Scott Walker held a press conference at the Madison Blain's Farm and Fleet to announce that he saved Wisconsin taxpayers five dollars by buying a toilet seat at the local merchant. "I did some price checking, and I noticed that Wal M...

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Scott Walker doing a little Koch

Madison, WI--Scott Walker is getting booed where ever he goes these days, and his spirit was sinking, until he discovered doing a little Koch would fix the problem. "It is hard to get up everyday and be booed during breakfast, go to the office an...

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Scott Walker defends his tough choices

Scott Walker is worried that the people of Wisconsin don't see the good he has done for the state, so is pleading with every media outlet to let him make his case for remaining in office. UWGB-Beek: Scott I just want to thank you for taking the time to do this interview. Walker: I just want to say that I really enjoy your news stories, and know that you will tell my story in a way that peo...

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Scott Walker shocked unemployed would protest

Green Bay, Wis--Scott Walker was greeted by a large number of unemployed on Tuesday, as he held a job summit in the atrium of Lambeau Field in Green Bay, WI. The protestors were unemployed workers wondering where all the jobs were that Mr. Walker...

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Scott Walker creates website to pat himself on the back

Madison, Wis--Governor Scott Walker of Wisconsin doesn't like the fact more people aren't calling him to say what a wonderful job he is doing in Madison and what a wonderful job he is doing to create jobs in Wisconsin. "Teachers should get paid o...

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Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Announces She'll Enter The GOP Presidential Primaries As The Wind Bag Party Candidate

Funny story: Arizona Governor Jan Brewer Announces She'll Enter The GOP Presidential Primaries As The Wind Bag Party Candidate

PHOENIX - One of the most unpopular governors in the entire United States, next to Wisconsin's Scott "The Union Whacker" Walker has just throw her 'one-sided' hat into the Republican primaries. Jan Brewer, has been nicknamed "The Man" because of h...

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Is Now Blaming His Anti-Union Bill On "Witchcraft"

Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker Is Now Blaming His Anti-Union Bill On "Witchcraft"

MADISON, Wisconsin - The governor of the "Cheese State" (i.e. Wisconsin) has been catching so much flack, grief, outrage, and resentment over the way he ignored the rights of his state's union workers by outlawing their right to enter into collective...

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Governor Walker Announces "Budget Blaster" Video Game

Today, in the wake of the passing and publication of the revolutionary new budget repair bill, the Walker administration unveiled "Citizen Gamers", a new initiative for disseminating important policy and budgetary information to the public using vide...

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Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill Hits NY Times Best Seller List

Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill Hits NY Times Best Seller List

After a Wisconsin District Judge specifically ruled that Gov. Scott Walker's Anti-Union Bill could not be published, Scott Walker went ahead and published it anyway. Doing so has garnered the bill some much-needed publicity. In fact, so much so that...

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Demi Lovato Reveals The Reason She Cancelled Her Appearance At This Year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair

Funny story: Demi Lovato Reveals The Reason She Cancelled Her Appearance At This Year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Demi Lovato was to have appeared at a concert at this year's Wisconsin Cheese State Fair in May but she has reportedly cancelled it. Lovato, who last year spent three months at The Henry and Betty Ford Rehab Clinic spoke with iGo...

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Scott Walker Spends Taxpayer Dollars to Defend Lawsuit

Funny story: Scott Walker Spends Taxpayer Dollars to Defend Lawsuit

In the beginning, the Governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker, said that in order to balance the budget, the State was going to have to do away with collective bargaining rights for some of its public workers, most notably, teachers. Thus began a battle that included an exodus of Democratic senators from the state in an effort to keep the bill from becoming law and daily protests by tens of thousands...

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Scott Walker Proposes Wisconsin Sunlight Taxation Law

Funny story: Scott Walker Proposes Wisconsin Sunlight Taxation Law

Wisconsin's right wing governor, Scott Walker, is set to create more controversy with his latest revenue-generating scheme. He plans to block out the sun with a statewide parasol and only open apertures over communities that pay. Walker and his...

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