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Funny story:  Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Brain imaging studies have shown that transvestites have bigger brains than men who do not cross dress. "It was a spot on correlation," said neurologist, Matt Paynter. "Men who cross dressed seemed to have bigger brains." Neurologists are putt...
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Funny story:  World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy." The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...
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Funny story:  Smiling is almost as contagious as yawning

Smiling is almost as contagious as yawning

Research coming out of the Happiness Research Institute in Slough has discovered that smiling is almost as contagious as yawning. "This has been our most fun experiment to date," said head Laughter Technician, Earnest Staid. "This has been more fu...
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Funny story:  More cuddly toys as a child improves name memory

More cuddly toys as a child improves name memory

Loughborough University students have conducted the largest study into what allows some people to remember people's names better than others and have come to the remarkable conclusion that it is directly proportional to the number of cuddly toys owne...
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Funny story:  Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Concern is spreading after a recent survey from Lancaster Hairdressing University that hints at an inverse relationship between hair extension length and IQ. "We've not tied down the mechanism yet," said Graham Henry Boardman, who invented hair st...
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Funny story:  Doctor's Prescription Required To Obtain Painkillers From Next Month!

Doctor's Prescription Required To Obtain Painkillers From Next Month!

With a EU ban on the selling of all over the counter pain relief medications looking all but certain to be passed in Brussels later this month the government say Britain would have no choice but to follow the ruling. If passed it will mean that as fr...
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Funny story:  Study Proves that Poor People can Remember what they had for Dinner last Tuesday Better than Rich People

Study Proves that Poor People can Remember what they had for Dinner last Tuesday Better than Rich People

Muddled, Yowling, Absurd and Silly Scientist (MYASS) has announced the results of a ten year 200 million dollar government sponsored study that reveals that memory and wealth are intertwined. "Our findings are unprecedented in the scientific wor...
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Funny story:  Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Gavin McCloud, famed Harvard researcher and author of the internationally acclaimed study Leaders Tie Their Shoes, has out done himself once again by proving that the difference between the world's worst dictators and those who are not dictators is...
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Funny story:  Sex Responsible for Growth in Social Networks, Scientists Say

Sex Responsible for Growth in Social Networks, Scientists Say

Long thought to be a simple tool for basic communication between friends, scientists now say that the exponential growth of social network websites can be attributed to one thing only; Sex. Co-authors of the report, Dr. Ivanna Vebusch and Dr. N.
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Funny story:  Italians and Mimes Most Prone to Gesticular Cancer

Italians and Mimes Most Prone to Gesticular Cancer

A newly published study in medical journal The Lancelot reveals that Italian males are 60% more likely to suffer from gesticular cancer than any other national group. The condition was also found to be more prevalent in regions with Italian immigrat...
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Funny story:  'Painful migraines linked to higher depression risk'--Really? says Harfold State College

'Painful migraines linked to higher depression risk'--Really? says Harfold State College

HARFOLD, Vt.--Students and adjunct instructors at Harfold State College reacted with disgust to a study released by the University of Calgary which states that painful migraines are linked to a higher chance of depressive episodes. The finding recent...
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Funny story:  Outstanding anti-wrinkle formula discovered hiding in British kitchens

Outstanding anti-wrinkle formula discovered hiding in British kitchens

It is present in most British kitchens either in ready to use format, pre-prepared format or totally DIY format. Regardless of how it starts off, it has been discovered that custard is the most effective anti-wrinkle formulation on the market. "Or...
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Funny story:  Female Hormones Found in Beer

Female Hormones Found in Beer

Results of a recent study have shown that beer contains levels of female hormones significantly high enough to affect the behaviour of male drinkers. While moderate amounts of alcohol have little or no visible effect on drinkers, the study found t...
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Funny story:  Five year study into understanding frogs concludes

Five year study into understanding frogs concludes

Professor Huey Verse has spent the past five years studying the various calls of the Amazonian amphibians in their native habitat in order to discover if these simple creatures have a form of language. "I have been living in a tent being bitten by...
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Funny story:  Men's voices are getting higher

Men's voices are getting higher

Recordings from the early twentieth century have been extensively analysed by students at Uttoxeter University and compared to recordings over the intervening years. There have been several remarkable discoveries, including the fascinating fact that...
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Funny story:  Biting Nails Strongly Linked To Having Short Nails

Biting Nails Strongly Linked To Having Short Nails

Medical studies by the Institute Of Stating The Obvious at Harvard University have discovered a shocking link between people with uneven, short finger nails and those that bite their nails. The team of students studied several people over a period...
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Funny story:  Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

Study reveals 93% of Europeans "don't care" about the Electoral College

BONN, Germany, 15 August - The Amsterdam-based Institute for Electoral Awareness, a global elections clearinghouse, released the shocking results of a new study today, indicating that Europeans care far less about how the Electoral College works...
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Funny story:  Nutty Theory Confirmed by Scientific Study!

Nutty Theory Confirmed by Scientific Study!

Ready-peeled nut companies will have to include the shells of the nuts in their bags from September this year following a ruling by the EU in Brussels. It comes as part of the EU's concerted efforts to see a significant reduction in the numbers of ob...
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