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Wonder drug for dementia comes too late for Jaggedone!

Funny story: Wonder drug for dementia comes too late for Jaggedone!

UK scientists have discovered a wonder drug for neurodegenerative brain diseases, including dementia. "Sorry, what's my name?" This drug will give hope to millions of people who tend to forget many things including Jaggedone of Spoof fame. "...

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Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

Funny story: Study Finds that Americans are exposed to Dangerous Levels of Stupidity from the News

A recent Harvard study shows that Americans are exposed to five times the recommended level of stupidity when they tune into mainstream media broadcasts. The findings show that watching the news has extremely damaging consequences such as decreased I...

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Church of Scamatology Says It Can Prove Clams Were the First Life

Funny story: Church of Scamatology Says It Can Prove Clams Were the First Life

Clearwater, FL The Church of Scamatology announced today that they had solid scientific proof that the first life on Earth were clams. Most scientists, and consequently science books, have apparently missed this major fact. The Scamatologist's sci...

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Study Links Smoking with Subconcious Obsession with Hiding Your Lighter

Funny story: Study Links Smoking with Subconcious Obsession with Hiding Your Lighter

A study, conducted by XNM LABS, has linked smoking cigarettes with the subconscious obsession of hiding one's lighter. Scientists of XNM LABS studied 250 smokers, splitting them in to two groups, to perform the highly controversial double-blind t...

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Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

Funny story: Drinking semen proves to fight disease, but how much is "gay"

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a recent study conducted at the University of San Francisco, researchers have determined that the consumption of human semen fights off diseases ranging from the common cold to cancer. Ralph Patterson, a freshman at USF...

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Over-Eating Could Lead to Obesity, Study Shows

Funny story: Over-Eating Could Lead to Obesity, Study Shows

PHILADELPHIA--A recent study shows that over-eating may be one of the leading causes of obesity in Americans age 9-72. The Foundation for American Thickness Today and Yesterday (FATTY) issued the report last week, detailing the findings of their y...

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Top Scientists Claim "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2" As Unlikely And Innacurate As The First One

"Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2" earned $35 million in its opening weekend, beating out several other films. The latest installment picks up where the first one left off. An inventor thought he saved the world by destroying his invention tha...

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Study Reveals Jeans Do Not Make Asses Look Fat

LOS ANGELES, CA - An ongoing UCLA study has recently unveiled results that may shock many. "Jeans do not make a woman's ass look fat," reported Dr. Mack Daday, "a woman's ass makes a woman's ass look fat, plain and simple." Some of the studen...

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New Mutation of Mad Cow Disease Discovered Dubbed Passive Aggressive Cow Disease

Researchers in Wyoming recently uncovered a new strain of the virus that leads to the well known "Mad Cow Disease". "This new strain of the virus is not nearly as aggressive," stated Dr. Armand Hammer, director of agricultural research at USEDSTEW...

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New Study Reveals That New Studies Really Not That Informative

A recent study conducted at the University of Georgia concluded that new studies are really not that informative and that those who study studies, though studious, studied too much. Speaking from his study, Professor Jason Barlow, who boasts an im...

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Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Funny story: Cross Dressers have bigger brains

Brain imaging studies have shown that transvestites have bigger brains than men who do not cross dress. "It was a spot on correlation," said neurologist, Matt Paynter. "Men who cross dressed seemed to have bigger brains." Neurologists are putt...

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World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

Funny story: World Health Organization: Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy.

World Health Organization: "Men's Desks Are Dirtier Than Women's. Also, Pizza is Yummy." The World Health Organization released findings on a series of expensive studies today, including a study that shows that men's desks are dirtier than women's...

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Smiling is almost as contagious as yawning

Funny story: Smiling is almost as contagious as yawning

Research coming out of the Happiness Research Institute in Slough has discovered that smiling is almost as contagious as yawning. "This has been our most fun experiment to date," said head Laughter Technician, Earnest Staid. "This has been more fu...

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More cuddly toys as a child improves name memory

Funny story: More cuddly toys as a child improves name memory

Loughborough University students have conducted the largest study into what allows some people to remember people's names better than others and have come to the remarkable conclusion that it is directly proportional to the number of cuddly toys owne...

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Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Funny story: Hair extensions reduce intelligence

Concern is spreading after a recent survey from Lancaster Hairdressing University that hints at an inverse relationship between hair extension length and IQ. "We've not tied down the mechanism yet," said Graham Henry Boardman, who invented hair st...

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Doctor's Prescription Required To Obtain Painkillers From Next Month!

Funny story: Doctor's Prescription Required To Obtain Painkillers From Next Month!

With a EU ban on the selling of all over the counter pain relief medications looking all but certain to be passed in Brussels later this month the government say Britain would have no choice but to follow the ruling. If passed it will mean that as fr...

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Study Proves that Poor People can Remember what they had for Dinner last Tuesday Better than Rich People

Funny story: Study Proves that Poor People can Remember what they had for Dinner last Tuesday Better than Rich People

Muddled, Yowling, Absurd and Silly Scientist (MYASS) has announced the results of a ten year 200 million dollar government sponsored study that reveals that memory and wealth are intertwined. "Our findings are unprecedented in the scientific wor...

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Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Funny story: Study Shows Worst Dictators Have Worst Socks

Gavin McCloud, famed Harvard researcher and author of the internationally acclaimed study Leaders Tie Their Shoes, has out done himself once again by proving that the difference between the world's worst dictators and those who are not dictators is...

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