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Logan's last run in London

Funny story: Logan's last run in London

Final News: The nuclear attack began Friday at noon and London was gripped with panic as air raid sirens wail. I'm critically injured and this is the last news article available to the world. A subsequent radio broadcast stated that Moscow was eva...

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The world of the golden sun

Funny story: The world of the golden sun

MAGISTER, Battlefield - Lyra has spent more than a decade in mountainous combat zones collecting intelligence for the Gyptian National Army, but nothing could have prepared her for what happened last Friday when the Gobblers carried out their monstro...

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Post-Mortem Skype Reveals Hellish Secret

Funny story: Post-Mortem Skype Reveals Hellish Secret

In a new program launched by the Theo-Science Department of Adam Everson University (Normal, IL), researchers were able to create a method of very tangibly speaking to those who have passed away. Done through a method derived of advanced electronic...

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Science Fiction Versus Political Fiction

Warning: Chance Discovery of Future Now Securely Archived Past, present and future are ever-present, as the tinpot Eliots among us will no doubt affirm. The future is documented already, but little more can be said for it than this. Still, there is at least one "consolation of misosophy." To wit: The prying pleb hands of prying plebs (who arrogantly demand "freeloader user status"...

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John Travolta Given $8 Million Dollars for NOT Making Battlefield Earth II

Funny story: John Travolta Given $8 Million Dollars for NOT Making Battlefield Earth II

Hollywood, CA. John Travolta was promised at least $8 million dollars from the Kickstarter website, organized by John Travolta's fans to NOT make Battlefield Earth II as originally threatened. One million of the dollars came from the first movi...

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Dean R. Koontz

Dean R. Koontz, known (by colleague and competitor Stephen King) as "the Stephen King of the West Coast," dissociates himself with horror, saying, "To be a horror writer, one must be a horrible writer." He is not to be confused with his fictional alter ego, horror writer Dean Koontz. Koontz was born in Pennsylvania, under a host of pseudonyms, and conceived the plots of his first 33 novels whi...

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Hollyweird's Hottest: Kaitlyn Leeb

TORONTO, Canada - Those kooky Canucks! They hit the Hollyweird jackpot, and all they do is bitch! Imagine winning a role in the remake of Total Recall and complaining about it. That's exactly what Canadian actress Kaitlyn Leeb did in a recent interview, much to the chagrin of Original Films executives and their counterparts at Columbia Pictures, the company distributing the movie. Leeb's compla...

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Cern decide that the 'God' particle will be found by end of year

Funny story: Cern decide that the 'God' particle will be found by end of year

'Scientists' from CERN have decided that they will have found proof of the so called 'God' particle by the end of the year. Just before the money pit closes for refurbishment. The Higgs boson, which has absolutely nothing to do with religion, was...

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George Lucas Now Insists Malfunctioning Table Lamp Killed Greedo In Horrific Cantina Accident

PASADENA, CA - Never one to skirt a controversy, STAR WARS' creator George Lucas has offered to - once again - set the record straight so far as he's concerned with matters involving a galaxy far, far away. "For years, there's been this brewi...

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AI Developed for the development of AI

Funny story: AI Developed for the development of AI

Programmers up in the Alan Turing Institute for Computing (ATIC) have pipped developers down in the German Academy of Random Algorithmic Gibberish Engineers (GARAGE) to create an artificial intelligence that can create artificial intelligence. "Th...

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Warehouse 13 Disappears - Like an Artifact! But Stargate's Back.

Funny story: Warehouse 13 Disappears - Like an Artifact! But Stargate's Back.

Furious TV science fiction fans are up in arms again following the disappearance of another of their favourite shows from the schedules. Warehouse 13 features secret service agents Myka Bering and Pete Lattimer who track down powerful and dangerou...

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Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers To Star In The Science Fiction Thriller "The Attack of The Quasi-Naked Plastic Bitches"

Funny story: Heidi Montag and Joan Rivers To Star In The Science Fiction Thriller "The Attack of The Quasi-Naked Plastic Bitches"

HOLLYWOOD - The Lions Face Motion Picture Company is association with TriMoon Films has announced that production will soon begin on a science fiction thriller to be directed by Fanton Brasshorn. Brasshorn will be directing Heidi Montag and Joan R...

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Quatermass and the Spoof writers: Part 1

Funny story: Quatermass and the Spoof writers: Part 1

At 3am, Quatermass and his team assembled outside Oxford Street tube station. He had made it clear to all concerned, that some of them may not return. With the two remaining team members, Quatermass began the descent down the now lifeless escalator stairs. A voice cried out. "Hey, where am yu dam ticket mun!" Quatermass turned to the ticket inspector. "Are you on fukin overtime or wat?" The...

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Dead: Anne Francis, Who Stars In Forbidden Planet, At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show

Funny story: Dead: Anne Francis, Who Stars In Forbidden Planet, At the Late Night Double Feature Picture Show

Fossilized actress Anne Francis, who was the love interest in the 1950s science-fiction classic "Forbidden Planet" and later was a sexy private eye in "Honey West" on TV, has died at age 80. Isn't That The Lyrics to... How Lazy!! Shhhhhhh! I reme...

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Philip K. Dick: A Glaring Omission, I Believe

Funny story: Philip K. Dick: A Glaring Omission, I Believe

The other day I was reading from a collection by the noted science fiction author Philip K. Dick. The collection included stories such as The Minority Report, Paycheck, Impostor and a lesser-known short story called What The Dead Men Say. It is with regard to the latter that I write today, and about which I would like to pose a question to Mr Philip K. Dick. Now, I know as well as anyone else,...

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The Daleks are taking over - Says Boffin

Funny story: The Daleks are taking over - Says Boffin

Scientists are refusing to comment following the publication of a letter in the prestigious newspaper, The Prestatyn Herald, which claims that Daleks are already infiltrating planet Earth. These astounding revelations have been put forward by loc...

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Scientists scorn film-makers for being totally unscientific and using too much "fantasy" in their films, the Aliens are protesting!

Funny story: Scientists scorn film-makers for being totally unscientific and using too much "fantasy" in their films, the Aliens are protesting!

Scientists in the US have openly scorned film-makers for using too much fantasy in their blockbuster films (dunno what they're on about??). Aliens, Jaws, Armageddon, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Titanic, King Kong, etc, have too much fantasy in t...

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Fan Fiction Found To Be Better, More Popular Than Original Book

Funny story: Fan Fiction Found To Be Better, More Popular Than Original Book

Lubbock, Texas- Sci-fi/fantasy writer Melvin Zetterhorn has found himself under attack from some of his fans. Zetterhorn, a mediocre writer who nonetheless has a sizable following, has discovered his fans have been writing fan fiction based on his wo...

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