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Funny story:  D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...
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Funny story:  Delaware Bans High School Chest Bumping

Delaware Bans High School Chest Bumping

DOVER, Delaware - Delaware's senior Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has informed the members of the press that the state senate has just implemented an emergency bill. The bill named The High School Chest Bumping Bill was mandated by the senate...
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Funny story:  Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics would not exist in an independent Scotland. The startling revelation was made today in a speech by First Minister Alex Salmond, where he outlined more of his plans for the country in the event of a Yes vote. The shock announcement...
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Funny story:  Michelle Obama Remarks That She Doesn't Give A Damn About What Ann Coulter Thinks About Her New Hairdo

Michelle Obama Remarks That She Doesn't Give A Damn About What Ann Coulter Thinks About Her New Hairdo

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Michelle Obama was in Cleveland speaking to high school students about the importance of eating right. One student hollered out "You mean eating left ma'am, as in left, Democrats, right, Republicans." Mrs. Obama replied that t...
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Funny story:  Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

BEAN TOWN, MA -- Boston public schools have suspended the distribution of condoms-well some condoms. Specifically, officials will no longer provide, upon request, any condom that is packaged in a wrapper that encourage users to "hump one," advertises...
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Funny story:  A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

COLORADO SPRINGS - The dean of Zebulon Pike College, which is located in Colorado Springs has just informed the news media that the school will be undergoing a name change. Dean Lennox Woodpulp, III, stated that after receiving a petition signed b...
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Funny story:  Home Teaching May Be Answer For School Problems

Home Teaching May Be Answer For School Problems

With so many problems from gas shortage to water shortage, home teaching is beginning to look like the answer for many educators. "Think about the gas and money we would save", says one political proponent. "Lots of smart moms & dads out there...
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Funny story:  10 Reasons Why Boys Should be Held Back One or More Years Before They Enter Kindergarten

10 Reasons Why Boys Should be Held Back One or More Years Before They Enter Kindergarten

Any observer of a kindergarten class can easily determine why boys should be kept at home for at least one more years: 1. While the little girls are sitting quietly at their desks, the little boys are ON the desks. 2. While little girls are sleeping at nap time, little boys are tying little girls' braids to chair legs. 3. Little boys think finger paint is war paint. 4. Paste is fo...
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Funny story:  "Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

"Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

LARAMIE, WYOMING- With the successful launch of the Cowboy Ph.D. programs at Colorado State in Ft. Collins and the University of Wyoming in Laramie, men and women of all stripes seeking a career are flocking to enroll. Especially popular among t...
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Funny story:  California High Schools Make A Landmark Decision Regarding Sex Education Classes

California High Schools Make A Landmark Decision Regarding Sex Education Classes

SACRAMENTO, California - The state of California has always prided itself as being in the forefront when it comes to education. California high schools have in recent years gone from concentrating mostly on non-academic activities such as cheerlea...
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Funny story:  Syracuse, New York Reports A Rash of Snowmen Thefts

Syracuse, New York Reports A Rash of Snowmen Thefts

SYRACUSE, New York - Local police are reporting that they have responded to dozens of calls about snowmen being stolen from the front yards of homes in Syracuse. Officer Sterling Foxfudge, 37, with the SPD stated that in every instance the perps h...
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Funny story:  High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"

High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"

ORLANDO, FL - Having grown up as the middle child in a family of six boys, 16-year-old Sammy Beezer has seen his fair share of penises in his day. "We took a lot of showers together to save on hot water. My life's been a regular sausage fest, so...
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Funny story:  US Department of Education Eliminates High School Graduation Requirements

US Department of Education Eliminates High School Graduation Requirements

WASHINGTON, DC - The US Department of Education Secretary, Arne Duncan, announced today that Graduation requirements for US high school students would be eliminated to increase the graduation rate. Four new exams that will be required for graduati...
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Funny story:  A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

A Sexy Wisconsin Woman Has An Amazing 213 Erogenous Zones

OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Ever since she was in high school Rebecca Waxbuckle of Oshkosh said that she was always extremely popular with the boys. She pointed out that when she went to Johnny Appleseed University in Indianapolis she was voted The Fresh...
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Funny story:  A High School In Denver Wants To Change Their Team Name From The Lions To The Potheads

A High School In Denver Wants To Change Their Team Name From The Lions To The Potheads

DENVER - National Focus Magazine is reporting that the student body at Denver's Ponce de Leon High School has voted to change the schools nickname from the Lions to the Potheads. According to Durango Tucker with NFM, the student body vote came out...
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Funny story:  A Baltimore School Teacher Finds An Image of Miley Cyrus On Her Breakfast Muffin

A Baltimore School Teacher Finds An Image of Miley Cyrus On Her Breakfast Muffin

BALTIMORE - Dee Dee Snuggatelli is an English school teacher in the Baltimore School District. She said that in her 7 year teaching career she has pretty much heard and seen it all. She told a local newspaper reporter that a few days ago she wa...
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Funny story:  Expelled for Distracting Hair

Expelled for Distracting Hair

A 12 year old African-American girl is set to be be expelled from her school for wearing her hair in its natural style. Within the school's handbook, it states that students' hair cannot be cut in peculiar fashions or be a distraction to other st...
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Funny story:  Fat children 'do better in exams'

Fat children 'do better in exams'

Young children who do not exercise very much are more likely to perform better in exams as they grow up, according to researchers at the Institute of Obesity, Glasgow. Avoidance of exercise particularly helps girls do better in written exams in P.
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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