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Funny story: Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...
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Funny story: New Shakespeare Maths For Schools

New Shakespeare Maths For Schools

The Government is introducing a new programme for schools, starting this week. A mix up somewhere in the Ministry of Education has led to the ideas for Maths and Literature being confused. Former Minister of Education, Michael Guv, explained that...
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Funny story: NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

The NRA and GOP have finally found a free school lunch program that they feel comfortable endorsing. The "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program" is a pilot program in selected rural areas that teaches firearm safety, hunting, trapping and self sufficien...
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Funny story: Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Austin, TX - The Texas State Board of Education has voted to make "Word A Day" toilet paper the core Language Arts course for Texas public high schools. Some parents have voiced opposition to the change because Word A Day toilet paper is more exp...
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Funny story: Noing How To Spel "Gradjewayshun" Not No Longur Rekwiremint To Gradjewat From High Skool

Noing How To Spel "Gradjewayshun" Not No Longur Rekwiremint To Gradjewat From High Skool

Sacrimento, CA - With noo roolzs from the Calafornyuh state Bord of Educashun, noing how to spell "gradjewashun" isn't no longer a rekwiremunt to be able to grajewate from high scool. You dont haff to no how to spel no for syllbul wordz to gradjewate...
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Funny story: "'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

"'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

Every school library in the country is currently being torn to shreds and replaced with thousands of Amazon Kindles that can only access books written by British authors. The wet dream of both Amazon and Michael Gove has become a reality as workme...
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Funny story: School Being Sued By Parents Of 'Wild Teenager Gone Good'

School Being Sued By Parents Of 'Wild Teenager Gone Good'

Parents of 15-year-old Katie Smeilding are currently suing their daughter's high school for turning her into a person they no longer recognise; one that is respectful, polite and willing to learn. Katie Smielding has had behavioural issues and a s...
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Funny story: Man Drains Life Savings To Buy £35,000 Lexus For School Reunion

Man Drains Life Savings To Buy £35,000 Lexus For School Reunion

A man has taken all of his life savings and used them to buy a £35,000 Lexus in preparation for his secondary school reunion. Timothy Davis felt inadequate on hearing from an organiser at the school that many of his former classmates had become v...
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Funny story: Teachers "Going Mental" Over Hashtag Homework

Teachers "Going Mental" Over Hashtag Homework

Pupils across the country are not carrying out their homework and are instead handing in pieces of A4 plain paper with a hashtag link written on it, furious teachers are reporting. Teenagers across the country are using the newly created "Obama /...
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Funny story: D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...
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Funny story: Delaware Bans High School Chest Bumping

Delaware Bans High School Chest Bumping

DOVER, Delaware - Delaware's senior Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has informed the members of the press that the state senate has just implemented an emergency bill. The bill named The High School Chest Bumping Bill was mandated by the senate...
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Funny story: Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics would not exist in an independent Scotland. The startling revelation was made today in a speech by First Minister Alex Salmond, where he outlined more of his plans for the country in the event of a Yes vote. The shock announcement...
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Funny story: Michelle Obama Remarks That She Doesn't Give A Damn About What Ann Coulter Thinks About Her New Hairdo

Michelle Obama Remarks That She Doesn't Give A Damn About What Ann Coulter Thinks About Her New Hairdo

CLEVELAND, Ohio - Michelle Obama was in Cleveland speaking to high school students about the importance of eating right. One student hollered out "You mean eating left ma'am, as in left, Democrats, right, Republicans." Mrs. Obama replied that t...
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Funny story: Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

Parents object to condoms in sex ed lessons

BEAN TOWN, MA -- Boston public schools have suspended the distribution of condoms-well some condoms. Specifically, officials will no longer provide, upon request, any condom that is packaged in a wrapper that encourage users to "hump one," advertises...
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Funny story: A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

A Colorado Springs College Announces An Amazing Marijuana Related Name Change

COLORADO SPRINGS - The dean of Zebulon Pike College, which is located in Colorado Springs has just informed the news media that the school will be undergoing a name change. Dean Lennox Woodpulp, III, stated that after receiving a petition signed b...
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Funny story: Home Teaching May Be Answer For School Problems

Home Teaching May Be Answer For School Problems

With so many problems from gas shortage to water shortage, home teaching is beginning to look like the answer for many educators. "Think about the gas and money we would save", says one political proponent. "Lots of smart moms & dads out there...
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Funny story: 10 Reasons Why Boys Should be Held Back One or More Years Before They Enter Kindergarten

10 Reasons Why Boys Should be Held Back One or More Years Before They Enter Kindergarten

Any observer of a kindergarten class can easily determine why boys should be kept at home for at least one more years: 1. While the little girls are sitting quietly at their desks, the little boys are ON the desks. 2. While little girls are sleeping at nap time, little boys are tying little girls' braids to chair legs. 3. Little boys think finger paint is war paint. 4. Paste is fo...
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Funny story: "Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

"Doctorate in Cowboy" Program Gathering Steam at State Schools

LARAMIE, WYOMING- With the successful launch of the Cowboy Ph.D. programs at Colorado State in Ft. Collins and the University of Wyoming in Laramie, men and women of all stripes seeking a career are flocking to enroll. Especially popular among t...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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