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Funny story: Six foot snow drifts in Scotland yesterday as school janitor goes missing looking for missing pupil

Six foot snow drifts in Scotland yesterday as school janitor goes missing looking for missing pupil

It's March 2015 and snow has been falling over the north west of Scotland for over 48 hours hours now. Reports of drifts of six feet have been reported in high exposed areas and none so bad as the Isle of Siel, just south of Oban. It was just yest...
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Funny story: Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Derelict Soap Dispenser Found At School

Authorities in the Thai capital of Bangkok have today said that an ancient soap dispenser has been discovered in the toilets at a school in the city, prompting fears that, at one time, soap may have been used to wash children's hands after they had v...
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Funny story: Area Students Join Forces With School Administrators in Hopes of Making Budget Cuts Fall Hardest On "Idiot Teacher" They All Really Hate

Area Students Join Forces With School Administrators in Hopes of Making Budget Cuts Fall Hardest On "Idiot Teacher" They All Really Hate

Portland, Oregon - Students in Portland metropolitan area schools are hopeful that many of their teachers get the axe, as school district officials struggle with making sure budget shortfalls don't end up shining any lights on their own bloated salar...
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Funny story: Critics Blast Common Core Sex Education Standards For Emphasizing Technique

Critics Blast Common Core Sex Education Standards For Emphasizing Technique

Washington DC - The Obama Administration's education department has come under fire for re-writing the nation's sex education standards so that they emphasize technique. The new standards, summarized in a recent Department of Education press relea...
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Funny story: Chinese kid isn't good at math

Chinese kid isn't good at math

A Chinese 5th grader at an elementary school in the Boston-area is apparently last in his class when it comes to math. The student, Chen Wu Zhang, was born in the United States, but his mother and father emigrated to the U.S. from China in 1999.
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Funny story: Gay student won't stand in straight line

Gay student won't stand in straight line

When Dylan White's 4th grade teacher, Cheryl Glands, asked him to stand in a straight line before gym class last week, he answered her: "No." White, who is openly homosexual, said he refuses to be, "Coerced into societally-constructed sexual comp...
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Funny story: Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

Whole lotta twerkin' goin' on!

BENNINGTON, VT - Students--especially coed students--at Bennington, VT's, Catholic academy, Mount Anthony Union High School, really know how to "get down"--and their principal, Susie Q. Maguire is not happy about her student body's fancy moves. In...
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Funny story: New Shakespeare Maths For Schools

New Shakespeare Maths For Schools

The Government is introducing a new programme for schools, starting this week. A mix up somewhere in the Ministry of Education has led to the ideas for Maths and Literature being confused. Former Minister of Education, Michael Guv, explained that...
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Funny story: NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

NRA Endorses "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program"

The NRA and GOP have finally found a free school lunch program that they feel comfortable endorsing. The "Kill Your Own School Lunch Program" is a pilot program in selected rural areas that teaches firearm safety, hunting, trapping and self sufficien...
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Funny story: Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Texas Adopts "Word A Day" Toilet Paper As Official Language Arts Course For High Schools

Austin, TX - The Texas State Board of Education has voted to make "Word A Day" toilet paper the core Language Arts course for Texas public high schools. Some parents have voiced opposition to the change because Word A Day toilet paper is more exp...
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Funny story: Noing How To Spel "Gradjewayshun" Not No Longur Rekwiremint To Gradjewat From High Skool

Noing How To Spel "Gradjewayshun" Not No Longur Rekwiremint To Gradjewat From High Skool

Sacrimento, CA - With noo roolzs from the Calafornyuh state Bord of Educashun, noing how to spell "gradjewashun" isn't no longer a rekwiremunt to be able to grajewate from high scool. You dont haff to no how to spel no for syllbul wordz to gradjewate...
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Funny story: "'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

"'UK' Amazon Kindle Replacing School Library Books" - Gove

Every school library in the country is currently being torn to shreds and replaced with thousands of Amazon Kindles that can only access books written by British authors. The wet dream of both Amazon and Michael Gove has become a reality as workme...
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Funny story: School Being Sued By Parents Of 'Wild Teenager Gone Good'

School Being Sued By Parents Of 'Wild Teenager Gone Good'

Parents of 15-year-old Katie Smeilding are currently suing their daughter's high school for turning her into a person they no longer recognise; one that is respectful, polite and willing to learn. Katie Smielding has had behavioural issues and a s...
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Funny story: Man Drains Life Savings To Buy £35,000 Lexus For School Reunion

Man Drains Life Savings To Buy £35,000 Lexus For School Reunion

A man has taken all of his life savings and used them to buy a £35,000 Lexus in preparation for his secondary school reunion. Timothy Davis felt inadequate on hearing from an organiser at the school that many of his former classmates had become v...
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Funny story: Teachers "Going Mental" Over Hashtag Homework

Teachers "Going Mental" Over Hashtag Homework

Pupils across the country are not carrying out their homework and are instead handing in pieces of A4 plain paper with a hashtag link written on it, furious teachers are reporting. Teenagers across the country are using the newly created "Obama /...
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Funny story: D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

D.A.R.E. Expects Best Year Ever

Inglewood, CA (Washington Post) - the Drug Abuse Resistance Eduction program, D.A.R.E. or simply DARE as it is ubiquitously known, announced today that it expects 2014 to be its most successful year ever. DARE is an educational outreach program in...
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Funny story: Delaware Bans High School Chest Bumping

Delaware Bans High School Chest Bumping

DOVER, Delaware - Delaware's senior Senator Preston Wybinski [R-Dover] has informed the members of the press that the state senate has just implemented an emergency bill. The bill named The High School Chest Bumping Bill was mandated by the senate...
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Funny story: Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics to be abolished in an independent Scotland

Mathematics would not exist in an independent Scotland. The startling revelation was made today in a speech by First Minister Alex Salmond, where he outlined more of his plans for the country in the event of a Yes vote. The shock announcement...
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Palace Orders Hit on Former DIA Intel Chief

Emperor Barack I, fuming over MidEast reality check by LtGen Davis on Sunday, ordered a hit on the General, palace spies report. Word is Terminator-in-Chief Valerie Jarrett got the nod.
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