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Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

Funny story: Trump Announces Cabinet-to-Be

New York, NY In his latest press conference, Trump announced his intended Cabinet for what he believes will be his upcoming Presidency. He named: Vice-President-Chris Christie-Because he knows a lot about Vice. Secretary of State-Angelina...

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Photos Of Celebrities Taking Leaks On Internet Shocker

Around 20 celebrities, including actress Jennifer Lawrence, had images of themselves taking leaks posted on image posting website 4Chan. Mary Elizabeth Winstead (whoever she is) said the images of her were old - and were snapped when she was taki...

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The Ratings For Gary Busey's New Talk Show Beat Live With Kelly and Michael

Funny story: The Ratings For Gary Busey's New Talk Show Beat Live With Kelly and Michael

HOLLYWOOD - The monthly TV ratings are in and TV ClickerWorld is reporting that the premier of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show had ratings that surpassed those of Live With Kelly and Michael. Sangria Wine with TV ClickerWorld said the first show brok...

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Gary Busey Gets His Own Talk Show

Funny story: Gary Busey Gets His Own Talk Show

HOLLYWOOD - The actor who is best known for playing rock legend Buddy Holly in the 1978 movie The Buddy Holly Story has just signed to host his very own talk show. Busey said that he received a call from an executive at the Bravo Network saying hi...

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Scarlett Johansson To Star In "The Talking Head - The Megyn Kelly Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Miramix Films in association with Pipe Dream Pictures has just announced that they have signed Scarlett Johansson to star as Megyn Kelly in the movie The Talking Head - The Megyn Kelly Story. The film will be directed and produced by o...

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Michelle Obama Is Very Unhappy With Her Husband's Flirtatious Ways

Funny story: Michelle Obama Is Very Unhappy With Her Husband's Flirtatious Ways

WASHINGTON, D.C. - While most of the country was buried under snow, the Obama's were vacationing in beautiful Hawaii. But a close inside source stated that actually the First Couple was going through one heck of a blizzard. It appears that the...

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Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

Funny story: Russell Brand Says That He Would Feel Like A Schoolboy Starring In A Movie With The Sensuously Sexy Scarlett Johansson

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand has stated that he has just been approached by executives with Tri-Moon Pictures about starring in a film with the gorgeously sexy Scarlett Johansson. Brand, the ex-husband of Katy Perry told Hollywood Innuendo's Ty Tickl...

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Willie Nelson and Honey Boo Boo To Star In A Western

BURBANK - A spokesperson for country music icon Willie Nelson has just announced that Nelson will be appearing in a western with Alana Thompson, star of the reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. The 80-year-old singer told Fuchsia Garfunkel, a re...

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Scarlett Johansson in Norway

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson in Norway

Scarlett Johansson was fired while working as a substitute teacher in Norway after letting several small boys taste her blood in the class room, News of the World reports. According to the wire service, as many as a dozen boys attending kindergar...

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Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In The Movie, The Trillion Dollar Coins

Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder To Star In The Movie, The Trillion Dollar Coins

HOLLYWOOD - The stars of the hit television show The Vampire Diaries have just been signed to star in Durango Grundyweather's hijacking drama motion picture The Trillion Dollar Coins. The motion picture is being produced by Pipe Dream Films in ass...

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Scarlett Johansson's daughter is spotted in New York City

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson's daughter is spotted in New York City

Scarlett Johansson's daughter is following her mother in her footsteps into modeling. Her daughter Wang Johansson turned the streets of New York into a catwalk while hunting for clothing. Scarlett Johansson started her career on Groundhog Day as...

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Scarlett Johansson Wishes Newlyweds Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Hell!

Funny story: Scarlett Johansson Wishes Newlyweds Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively Hell!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Scarlett Johansson received quite a bit of praise from the speech she gave at the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte, North Carolina. She told Political Salad Bar Magazine that President Obama was so pleased with the way...

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Angelina Jolie Wants Custody of Michael Jackson's Kids

Funny story: Angelina Jolie Wants Custody of Michael Jackson's Kids

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie has made it known that she would like to adopt Michael Jackson's children Paris, Prince, and Blanket. Jolie and her fiancé Brad Pitt already have six children but the actress stressed that Kate Gosselin has eight and...

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Mitt Romney Comments On The New Marvel Super Heroes Film "The Avengers"

Funny story: Mitt Romney Comments On The New Marvel Super Heroes Film "The Avengers"

CHICAGO - GOP presidential front runner Mitt Romney and his wife Ann attended a showing of the new super heroes film The Avengers. The blockbuster movie broke the all-time opening weekend record with ticket sales of over $200 million. After vie...

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"The Avengers" Opens To A $200 Million Weekend Take To Break The All-Time Record - Scarlett Johansson Talks About Some of The Film's Goofs

HOLLYWOOD - The Avengers opened at movie theaters and scored extremely big at the box office breaking the all-time weekend take at over $200 million. The Marvel superhero movie literally left every other movie at the starting gate. One of the f...

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Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

Funny story: Rob Pattinson's Latest Movie "James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai" Also Stars The Sexy Trio of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and Charlize Theron

HOLLYWOOD - The star of the Twilight series Rob Pattinson has announced that his latest movie James Bond - Doing The Do In Dubai has opened to rave reviews. Pattinson said that he really enjoyed working with the legendary director Martello Pellagr...

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Since Scarlett Johansson Hates The Nickname "ScarJo" How About A New One?

Funny story: Since Scarlett Johansson Hates The Nickname "ScarJo" How About A New One?

LOS ANGELES - Scarlett Johansson was recently on a promotional outing at the La Brea Tar Pits where she was promoting her brand new movie We Bought A Zoo. She informed the entertainment media that she loved the fact that she got to work with so ma...

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Kristen Stewart, Scarlett Johansson, and Steven Tyler To Star In "The Vavamooming Vampires of Venice Beach"

Funny story: Kristen Stewart, Scarlett Johansson, and Steven Tyler To Star In "The Vavamooming Vampires of Venice Beach"

HOLLYWOOD - Lion's Face Pictures in association with Tri Moon Films will soon begin production on Sheboygan Saddlewood's The Vavavooming Vampires of Venice Beach. The first half of the film is based on The Vampire Playpen, the novel by noted Bulga...

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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