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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Buys Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea to Use for "Ideal Morgue"

Church of Scamatology Buys Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea to Use for "Ideal Morgue"

Pynongyang, North KoreaThe Church of Scamatology has announced that they have purchased the Ryugyong Hotel for their ill-fated "Ideal Org" program, wherein they go to a population center, hunt out a large historic building, and then coerce the local...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology to Sue Internet for Libel

Church of Scamatology to Sue Internet for Libel

CLEARLY CRIMINAL, FL. The Church of Scamatology announced today that they will be suing the Internet and that everybody connected with the Internet had better start getting their lawyers ready. "We are tired of being libeled by Wikipedia, gossip...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Solves Riot and Crime Problems in St. Louis

Church of Scamatology Solves Riot and Crime Problems in St. Louis

ST. LOUIS, MO. Church of Scamatology leaders knew they had to act fast when the news of St. Louis riots, due to the shooting death of Michael Brown by law enforcement officials, hit the airwaves. Mustering their Volunteer Minister forces, they swo...
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Funny story: Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN It was announced today the Church of Scamatology has been selected by the International Cult Committee to be the recipient of the coveted Cult of the Year award. In doing so, they beat out the Moonies, Children of God, and over 100...
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Funny story: It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

Clearly Criminal, FL In a breaking press release, Davey Makemerich, the Smarmy Smurf leader of Scamatology, has just announced that it's definitely, most definitively not true that the "Church" of Scamatology now has more lawyers defending its hundre...
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Funny story: Scamatology Leader's Missing Wife Shows Up and Beats the Living Xenu Out of Him

Scamatology Leader's Missing Wife Shows Up and Beats the Living Xenu Out of Him

The leader of Scamatology, diminutive Davy Makemerich, has been dodging questions for years about his missing wife, Smelly. At the same time that this drama has been going on, Wee Davy has been collecting money from Scamatologists for the Super Power building, which he says will give worthy cult members various super-powers--including the ability to find parking places INSTANTLY. When Davy open...
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Funny story: "Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

"Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

The Church of Scamatology announced a new direction in their advertising campaigns today. "We realize that our best customers are the ones who REALLY want to be brainwashed, used as slave labor, robbed of all their money, and then cast away when t...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un revealed today that he has become involved with the Church of Scamatology and will step down as leader of North Korea. "Now that I've discovered Scamatology I realize my destiny is to do Scamatology full-time so I c...
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