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Funny story: Scamatology Now Has More Lawsuits Than Members

Scamatology Now Has More Lawsuits Than Members

Clearly Criminal, FL In a situation not thought to have ever happened before, the latest lawsuit against Scamatology's "drug rehab" unit puts the amount of lawsuits more than the actual members of the Church of Scamatology cult. "Everybody wants t...
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Funny story: Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Clearly Criminal, FL Church of Scamatology leader was admitted to the hospital in serious condition today as a result of a beating he received from himself. Makemerich, widely known as "Wee Davy" for his diminutive stature, had been in the habit o...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Wassilly, Alaska Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was dismayed when trying to enter the Celebrity Centre of the L.A. branch of the Church of Scamatology. "They told me I wasn't a celebrity!" shouted Palin. "I said, 'Do you know who the #@%$ I...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Creates New Scientific Method

Church of Scamatology Creates New Scientific Method

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology, in an interview about some of the scientific principles of Scamatology, The ecclesiastical head of the church, Little Davy Makemerich, outlined the new scientific methods that Scamatology has created an...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Says It Can Prove Clams Were the First Life

Church of Scamatology Says It Can Prove Clams Were the First Life

Clearwater, FL The Church of Scamatology announced today that they had solid scientific proof that the first life on Earth were clams. Most scientists, and consequently science books, have apparently missed this major fact. The Scamatologist's sci...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Buys Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea to Use for "Ideal Morgue"

Church of Scamatology Buys Ryugyong Hotel in North Korea to Use for "Ideal Morgue"

Pynongyang, North KoreaThe Church of Scamatology has announced that they have purchased the Ryugyong Hotel for their ill-fated "Ideal Org" program, wherein they go to a population center, hunt out a large historic building, and then coerce the local...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology to Sue Internet for Libel

Church of Scamatology to Sue Internet for Libel

CLEARLY CRIMINAL, FL. The Church of Scamatology announced today that they will be suing the Internet and that everybody connected with the Internet had better start getting their lawyers ready. "We are tired of being libeled by Wikipedia, gossip...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Solves Riot and Crime Problems in St. Louis

Church of Scamatology Solves Riot and Crime Problems in St. Louis

ST. LOUIS, MO. Church of Scamatology leaders knew they had to act fast when the news of St. Louis riots, due to the shooting death of Michael Brown by law enforcement officials, hit the airwaves. Mustering their Volunteer Minister forces, they swo...
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Funny story: Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

Scamatology Wins Cult of the Year Award

STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN It was announced today the Church of Scamatology has been selected by the International Cult Committee to be the recipient of the coveted Cult of the Year award. In doing so, they beat out the Moonies, Children of God, and over 100...
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Funny story: It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

It's Official! $camatology Now Has More Lawyers than Members!

Clearly Criminal, FL In a breaking press release, Davey Makemerich, the Smarmy Smurf leader of Scamatology, has just announced that it's definitely, most definitively not true that the "Church" of Scamatology now has more lawyers defending its hundre...
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Funny story: Scamatology Leader's Missing Wife Shows Up and Beats the Living Xenu Out of Him

Scamatology Leader's Missing Wife Shows Up and Beats the Living Xenu Out of Him

The leader of Scamatology, diminutive Davy Makemerich, has been dodging questions for years about his missing wife, Smelly. At the same time that this drama has been going on, Wee Davy has been collecting money from Scamatologists for the Super Power building, which he says will give worthy cult members various super-powers--including the ability to find parking places INSTANTLY. When Davy open...
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Funny story: "Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

"Is Your Brain Washable?" Highlights New Scamatology Advertising Campaign

The Church of Scamatology announced a new direction in their advertising campaigns today. "We realize that our best customers are the ones who REALLY want to be brainwashed, used as slave labor, robbed of all their money, and then cast away when t...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

Kim Jong-Un to Step Down to Join Scamatology

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Un revealed today that he has become involved with the Church of Scamatology and will step down as leader of North Korea. "Now that I've discovered Scamatology I realize my destiny is to do Scamatology full-time so I c...
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