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Funny story: Tom Snooze Is Upset at Daughter Snori

Tom Snooze Is Upset at Daughter Snori

Beverly Hills, CA Tom Snooze expressed his chagrin about his daughter, 10 year-old Snori, being irresponsible, not working anywhere, and most of all, not going up the Scamatology Bridge. "We believe that children are just adults in a short body an...
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Funny story: PU Powers of Scamatologists

PU Powers of Scamatologists

Scamatologists all over were overjoyed to have heard about new levels discovered that were superior to the OT levels, and even had the next highest alphabet lettering-PU. The PU Powers include the ability to smell really foul odors from miles away. "It's not really all that fun, in fact it's really annoying when you're in the middle of dinner and you can smell this raw sewage from miles away.
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Funny story: Tom Snooze Quitting Scamatology To Get Back to His Roots

Tom Snooze Quitting Scamatology To Get Back to His Roots

Clearly Criminal, FL Almost as famous as he thinks he is movie star Tom Snooze made an announcement that he was quitting the Church of Scamatology in order to spend more time with himself. "The church did a lot for me, but what I really need right...
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Funny story: Scamatology to Sue TV Show The Path For Giving Away All Their Brainwashing Secrets

Scamatology to Sue TV Show The Path For Giving Away All Their Brainwashing Secrets

Clearly Criminal, FL Davey Makemerich, thuggish head of the Cult of Scamatology, announced through his mouthpiece, Karin Peowerless, that the new Hulu series, The Path, takes too much of its supposedly fictional story straight from the files of Scama...
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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un to Host Labor Camp Convention in North Korea

Kim Jong-Un to Host Labor Camp Convention in North Korea

Pyongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund hereditary dictator of North Korea, announced that his country would be hosting a symposium on labor camps, invitation only. It is expected that it will be attended by Russian gulag representatives, a fe...
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Funny story: Phishers and scam artists hold meeting inside mountain cavern to decide new ploys and schemes to take to the public

Phishers and scam artists hold meeting inside mountain cavern to decide new ploys and schemes to take to the public

Breaking news from an undercover investigator posing as phishing artist who calls himself Yam Yam Fusillado indicates there was a large gathering of scam professionals this week. According to Mr. Fusillado, the group gathered for a semi-annual me...
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Funny story: Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

Pope sells Lent to the Scamatologists for $69 billion

The Vatican -- The Roman Catholic Church has given up Lent. In an unprecedented financial maneuver, Pope Francis has turned over the 40 day, 40 night period of atonement to the Church of Scamatology. The sale price was $69 billion. That buys the...
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Funny story: Runaway 'Jihadi' brides switch planes, end up in LA for the Oscars, finger Scamatology website that 'groomed' them

Runaway 'Jihadi' brides switch planes, end up in LA for the Oscars, finger Scamatology website that 'groomed' them

Los Angeles - An LAX press conference heard this evening how three runaway schoolgirls blamed a US-based Scamatology recruitment website for grooming them to run away from home as Jihadi matrimonial bait. Homeland Insecurity officials said Fatima,...
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Funny story: Scamatology Attempts to Copyright Hypnosis and Brainwashing

Scamatology Attempts to Copyright Hypnosis and Brainwashing

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology has filed suit with the U.S. Patent Office claiming rights to both hypnosis and brainwashing. "Anyone who had ever read our literature, all of it written by Elron Hubtard, knows that we are the leade...
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Funny story: Scamatologists Locate Missing AirAsia Plane With Secret OT Powers

Scamatologists Locate Missing AirAsia Plane With Secret OT Powers

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology announced that they have pulled off a sensational discovery with their advanced Super-OT Powers-the missing AirAsia plane! Notorious, money-grubbing head of the "religion" Davy Makemerich announced th...
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Funny story: Scamatology Cult Moving to Guyana

Scamatology Cult Moving to Guyana

Clearly Criminal, FLIn a move that surprises no one, the cult of Scamatology will be moving its most rabid adherents, the Spy Org, to the country of Guyana in South America. The other Scamatologists, including the celebrities and the "public", will b...
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Funny story: Scamatology is Sending Emissaries to North Korea to Study Cyber Terrorism

Scamatology is Sending Emissaries to North Korea to Study Cyber Terrorism

Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced that North Korea would host their fellow terrorists, the Church of Scamatology. North Korea terrorist group the GOP (not the Grand Old Party) has recently caused Sony to cancel showing "The Interview," a movie...
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Funny story: Top Ten Reasons YOU Should Join Scamatology Right Now!

Top Ten Reasons YOU Should Join Scamatology Right Now!

The Top Ten Reasons to Join Scamatology Are: * Good place to hide from your family since they will force you to disconnect from them anyways * If you have too much money they will help you with that. * Since Scamatology will take all your money, you won't need to file and pay taxes every year * You will be able to serve and service many D List celebrities! * Is your brain in need of servici...
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Funny story: Shrinking Cult of Scamatology to Offer Incentives to New Members in Membership Drive

Shrinking Cult of Scamatology to Offer Incentives to New Members in Membership Drive

East Grinstead, St Hill, West Sussex, England Church of Scamatology dwarf-like leader 'Lil Davey Makemerich made an announcement at the cult's annual fleecing party where all the parishioners that can afford to fly to England at a moment's notice are...
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Funny story: Scamatology Now Has More Lawsuits Than Members

Scamatology Now Has More Lawsuits Than Members

Clearly Criminal, FL In a situation not thought to have ever happened before, the latest lawsuit against Scamatology's "drug rehab" unit puts the amount of lawsuits more than the actual members of the Church of Scamatology cult. "Everybody wants t...
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Funny story: Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Future of Church of Scamatology Uncertain as Leader Davy Makemerich Beats Himself Up

Clearly Criminal, FL Church of Scamatology leader was admitted to the hospital in serious condition today as a result of a beating he received from himself. Makemerich, widely known as "Wee Davy" for his diminutive stature, had been in the habit o...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Sarah Palin Sues Church of Scamatology

Wassilly, Alaska Former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin was dismayed when trying to enter the Celebrity Centre of the L.A. branch of the Church of Scamatology. "They told me I wasn't a celebrity!" shouted Palin. "I said, 'Do you know who the #@%$ I...
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Funny story: Church of Scamatology Creates New Scientific Method

Church of Scamatology Creates New Scientific Method

Clearly Criminal, FL The Church of Scamatology, in an interview about some of the scientific principles of Scamatology, The ecclesiastical head of the church, Little Davy Makemerich, outlined the new scientific methods that Scamatology has created an...
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