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Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!

Funny story: Camels banned from Arabian 'Camel Beauty contest' because they had face-lifts and Botox-ed humps!

Saudi Arabia, somewhere in the desert: Jaggedone sent his pet CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Desert Rat Reporters to observe the annual 'Camel Beauty Contest" and brother did it "Rommel!" After parading their beautiful beasts to the jury it see...

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Country Singer Toby Keith Hopes Not to Incite Arabians to Riot

Funny story: Country Singer Toby Keith Hopes Not to Incite Arabians to Riot

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia Donald Trump is taking one of the only acts that would play at his Inauguration, Country-alt singer Toby Keith, to play to an all-men's concert. "We're not sure if we could pick a more inadequate act to play to this hyped up m...

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Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!

Funny story: Saudi's threaten to hack BOJO's hand off!

Saudi Arabia and Iran seem to have reacted quite insulted because BOJO has charged into their airspace like a bull in a China Shop; what's new? After lying and cheating to the British public over Brexit, he was then appointed Foreign Minister by M...

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Saudi Cash Injection

According to a think tank of "investment consultants" (read: probable wankers) a large group of Saudi Arabian investors are looking to invest in a number of "top London" football clubs. A statement which immediately ruled Tottenham Hotspur out of the...

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Obama Vetoes 911 Family Victim Relief Bill, "If Passed, Law Would Deter Future Terrorist Attacks and That Is Not Acceptable."

Funny story: Obama Vetoes 911 Family Victim Relief Bill, "If Passed, Law Would Deter Future Terrorist Attacks and That Is Not Acceptable."

Washington DC - Appearing in what he called a "Dakishi" and then apologizing in case he pronounced the word wrong, President Obama today told reporters in the White House briefing room that there was "no fucking way" he would sign a bill allowing vic...

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Saudi Arabia to join Top Gear

Funny story: Saudi Arabia to join Top Gear

RIYADH, KINGDOM OF SAUDI ARABIA - Saudi Arabia, the oil rich Gulf state, has continued its attempt to shake its bad reputation as a regressive, brutal dictatorship by joining the British motoring show Top Gear, replacing host Chris Evans, who left th...

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Donald Trump Threatens Spoof Reporter, Hints At Death Contract

Funny story: Donald Trump Threatens Spoof Reporter, Hints At Death Contract

At a press conference, Donald Trump launched an unprecedented attack on the press, even singling out this reporter and The Spoof for special attention. "This Xrhonda Speaks and the website The Spoof are one of the worst examples of a dishonest pre...

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UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Funny story: UK Secretary Hammond comments further on Julian Assange

Amidst the hurly burly of the nightclub 10 Downing Street Tomorrow in downtown London, UK Foreign Secretary Philip Hammond has offered more viewpoints on Mr. Assange's case to enquiring journalists. During the interview the Secretary tapped his fi...

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Things that you knew you didn't want to know about Saudi Arabia.

In Saudi Arabia, the society is segregated so that boys and girls never meet each other. Over there, any guy who's ever had a girlfriend in his life is called a womanizer. Over there, when a guy kisses a girl, they call it rough sex. There is a public service announcement running on TV over there telling people not to kiss each other and that if they absolutely must, that the woman should be...

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Friday the 13th tremors for Valentines-hating Saudi Arabia

Funny story: Friday the 13th tremors for Valentines-hating Saudi Arabia

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - The selling of red roses and heart-themed paraphernalia is outlawed in the tyrannical Kingdom where anyone celebrating Valentines Day is likely to cop a thousand lashes. This weekend a rare seismic alignment sees the notorio...

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Sordid Arabia dubbed the world's morality toilet

Funny story: Sordid Arabia dubbed the world's morality toilet

Dammam, Saudi Arabia - The Sanitation Operatives International League - SOIL - has commemorated high falutin' Saudi rhetoric with its annual Bullshit Gong for poisoning citizens' minds with Sharia garbage. It is the 60th consecutive year that the...

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Building a Snowman... the Road to Damnation

Funny story: Building a Snowman... the Road to Damnation

When snow covered Tabuk Province near Saudi Arabia's border with Jordan for the third consecutive year Sheikh Mohammed Saleh al-Munajjid sprang immediately into action: "It is not permitted to make a statue out of snow, even by way of play and fun,"...

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Divorce Saudi Arabian style

Funny story: Divorce Saudi Arabian style

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia - A young Saudi bridgegroom who filed for divorce after less than ten minutes of marriage has appeared before a special Sharia court to explain his actions. Speaking via a divorce lawyer Kamel al-Moussa explained the marriage...

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11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

Funny story: 11-Year-Old Attacks Obama In Schoolroom

President Obama, taking a break from his war against ISIS, visited Oakmont Charter School in VA. to show his support for innovative education. The school enrollees include children of diplomats, one of whom is 11-year-old extremely precocious Janna...

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Not true Washington deploying ancient strategy: "The enemy of my enemy is my enema"

Funny story: Not true Washington deploying ancient strategy: "The enemy of my enemy is my enema"

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest has reiterated that there is no substance whatever to the notion Mr. Obama was overheard saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my enema," on his way to a White House comfort room. However, wily advisors such as...

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Saudis pissed at Obama because a WOMAN owns 95% of US strategic petroleum reserve

Funny story: Saudis pissed at Obama because a WOMAN owns 95% of US strategic petroleum reserve

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - The Saudis have got the hump alright as President Obama touches down at Riyadh International Airport for a 24-hour flying visit to the Wahhabist Kingdom of Crude. Someone - possibly Mossad - has told King Abdullah that the...

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Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Funny story: Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Riyadh - Saudi Arabia's more or less intelligence chief cook & bottle washer, Prince Roscoe Vasco Duhgama III, has said that his totally clueless/archaically ineffective kingdom - along with, of course, any uncharted territory of nearby unclaimed...

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Saudis dumbstruck as weird bra-and-panties cloud formation crosses sky at holy shrine

Funny story: Saudis dumbstruck as weird bra-and-panties cloud formation crosses sky at holy shrine

Saudi Arabia - A huge women's underwear cloud formation has appeared in skies above Makkah, Saudi Arabia sparking frantic paranoia about witchcraft and ectoplasm after locals claimed the apparition had spooked some of the Sheikh's elderly camels.

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