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Funny story: Saudis pissed at Obama because a WOMAN owns 95% of US strategic petroleum reserve

Saudis pissed at Obama because a WOMAN owns 95% of US strategic petroleum reserve

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - The Saudis have got the hump alright as President Obama touches down at Riyadh International Airport for a 24-hour flying visit to the Wahhabist Kingdom of Crude. Someone - possibly Mossad - has told King Abdullah that the...
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Funny story: Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Saudi Arabia to U.S. - Take This Once Upon Another Time International Love Thing And Shove It!

Riyadh - Saudi Arabia's more or less intelligence chief cook & bottle washer, Prince Roscoe Vasco Duhgama III, has said that his totally clueless/archaically ineffective kingdom - along with, of course, any uncharted territory of nearby unclaimed...
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Funny story: Saudis dumbstruck as weird bra-and-panties cloud formation crosses sky at holy shrine

Saudis dumbstruck as weird bra-and-panties cloud formation crosses sky at holy shrine

Saudi Arabia - A huge women's underwear cloud formation has appeared in skies above Makkah, Saudi Arabia sparking frantic paranoia about witchcraft and ectoplasm after locals claimed the apparition had spooked some of the Sheikh's elderly camels.
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Funny story: Stationers Sketch

Stationers Sketch

Good morning sir, how can I help you? I'm interested in the poetry of Thomas Hardy. The poetry of who, sir? Thomas Hardy. Poetry, sir? The poetry of Thomas Hardy, yes. But this is a stationery store, sir. So I observe. What of it? We dont have any poetry books here, sir. I should think not. No room for that sort of thing here. Not with your groaning shelves so full of al...
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Funny story: Saudi Arabian Domination

Saudi Arabian Domination

A new criminal tagging system has been developed in the mighty kingdom of Saudi Arabia to be used against those most hardened of criminals, the common everyday woman. The developers of the tag in the oil rich country hope it becomes the latest fas...
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Funny story: New App tells Saudi husbands when wife has legged it abroad

New App tells Saudi husbands when wife has legged it abroad

Riyadh - "At last, a Sharia-compliant phone App that tells me when the coast is clear!" is how one twenty-something young Saudi male put it today as the government announced its latest electronic tagging system for wives. The new device alerts Sa...
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Funny story: Just What Is Made Up On The "You Can't Just Make Stuff Up" Playboard?

Just What Is Made Up On The "You Can't Just Make Stuff Up" Playboard?

The USA is once again awash with stimulating brain materials to help analyze who should lead a nation devoted to "exceptionalism" and "dominant world power." The following questions reflect uncertainties in the citizenry, as to what is reliable v...
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Funny story: Saudis Allow Women to Compete In Games But Insist on Traditional Attire at all Times

Saudis Allow Women to Compete In Games But Insist on Traditional Attire at all Times

Saudi Arabia is to allow its women athletes to compete in The Games for the first time. A statement issued by the Saudi Embassy in London says the country's committee will "oversee participation of women athletes who can qualify, however, they sh...
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Funny story: Saudi Princess Calls for Radical Changes (sort of)

Saudi Princess Calls for Radical Changes (sort of)

In an interview with the BBC, Princess Abu Dabo called for major systemic changes in her country, but stopped short of suggesting anything that might result in her getting pelted to death with stones. As one of 900 children sired by Ibn Saud, th...
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Funny story: Cameron denies eating roast bald eagle with King Abdullah in Saudi desert feast

Cameron denies eating roast bald eagle with King Abdullah in Saudi desert feast

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia - "That's total and utter hogwash," the PM's aide told reporters this evening, "besides, it wasn't bald per se, just slightly thinning." "It's the Bedu equivalent of the Thanksgiving turkey," Our-Man-In-Riyadh's calorie counte...
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Funny story: 'Christmas With A Polished Turd'

'Christmas With A Polished Turd'

Well dear reader, another year has rolled over us like a Mac Truck driven by a hairy Swedish lesbian! The earth has spun on its axis taking us from horn-bags in bikinis to horn-bags in winter jumpsuits and then back again. Sitting at the local the other day, I was spit balling with my mates what Christmas at the Lodge would be like. I can picture Julia Gillard sitting in the dining room starin...
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Funny story: 'Yanks fell for Iran angle hook, line and sinker, heheh' Philip tells astonished guests

'Yanks fell for Iran angle hook, line and sinker, heheh' Philip tells astonished guests

Windsor - "Damned well nearly pulled it orf," a sozzled Prince Philip confided to Castle guests last night amid growing suspicions of a botched Saudi 'inside job' to top the ambassador to the United States. "Blaming dodgy Iranians for the Mexican...
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Funny story: Oh, Jesme, you married a tosspot...

Oh, Jesme, you married a tosspot...

London - The usual Basil Brush-ish chirpiness has suddenly vanished overnight Chez Renard et Femme Jesme. Graphic stuff about the UK Defence Secretary and a portly, sans-culottes buffoonish chap called Werritty have suddenly popped up in an Urania...
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Funny story: Saudi king revokes 10-lash sentence, prefers female traffic laws on American books

Saudi king revokes 10-lash sentence, prefers female traffic laws on American books

RIYADH, Saudi Arabia--Saudi King Abddullah bin Abdul-Aziz decided that a sentence of 10 lashes for a woman caught driving was too severe, according to a tweet from a Saudi princess. The move is seen as the latest example of an Americanization of S...
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Funny story: Saudi King announces that pet dogs may vote

Saudi King announces that pet dogs may vote

A few select breeds of pedigree pet dogs in Saudi Arabia will be allowed to vote in future municipal elections, King Abdullah announced Sunday. In an address on Saudi state TV, the king said that well manicured, looked after and well trained pedig...
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Funny story: Saudi Women Get The Right To Smoke

Saudi Women Get The Right To Smoke

Riyadh - With a bumper combustibles harvest just in the King of Saudi Arabia has decided to turn back the clock and permit the nation's women to light up again. Announcing the change in law King Abdullah said the move would make the nation's five...
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Funny story: Saudi whistleblower exposes underground oil production factories

Saudi whistleblower exposes underground oil production factories

(Riyadh, Saudi Arabia) I was granted an exclusive interview with a retired Saudi oil baron who wishes to remain anonymous exposing secret underground factories converting rubbish into crude oil. According to the baron, these conversion factories w...
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Funny story: Saudi Arabian "slut walk" cancelled

Saudi Arabian "slut walk" cancelled

"Slut walks" are a feminist phenomenon which have been hugely popular throughout the West. On a walk, scantily-clad women protest their right to wear whatever they want without being sexually assaulted - but it has proven to be too controversial for...
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