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Funny story: Horseradish Sauce comes under scrutiny

Horseradish Sauce comes under scrutiny

Horseradish sauce, the white sauce that is twenty percent vegetable and eighty percent concentrated sulphuric acid with a dash of chilli to cool down the acid. However, it has come under fire by the Naming Convention Society as the unpopular condimen...
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Funny story: New Salsa "Blazing Sphincter" Guarantees It Is The Hottest On Exiting The Body

New Salsa "Blazing Sphincter" Guarantees It Is The Hottest On Exiting The Body

A new Mexican salsa product, named Blazing Sphincter, also has a new type of marketing scheme. Instead of claiming that it is the hottest of the hot sauces going in, it claims to be the hottest of the hot sauces coming out. Jars of the product are al...
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Funny story: Sauce bottle collection stolen overnight

Sauce bottle collection stolen overnight

A Gorleston man's life was left in tatters this morning after heartless thieves broke into his garden shed and stole his prized collection of sauce bottles. Kevin Ramsey, 61, of Oak Road struggled to hold back tears as he explained that his entire...
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Funny story: Jeremy Vyle told me to put a condiment on the end of it. And I got my knob stuck in a sauce bottle.

Jeremy Vyle told me to put a condiment on the end of it. And I got my knob stuck in a sauce bottle.

TV personality and self-styled 'humiliationist' Jeremy Vyle found himself in bother from the National Dyslexics Association (NDA) today. After it was found that dyslexic Chav Tyrone Dillon Mitchell 17, who has ADHD, had got his girlfriend pregnant...
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Funny story: Strawberry Flavoured Ketchup is not a Big Seller

Strawberry Flavoured Ketchup is not a Big Seller

News from a leading supermarket is that their brand new range of Strawberry Ketchup has been the slowest seller of all of the stores ranges. It is even slower than sales of Apple and Anchovie pie, which tests had proved would have been a big seller w...
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Funny story: OCOB: The Sauce Of All Evil: Part 5

OCOB: The Sauce Of All Evil: Part 5

In the last instalment:...
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Funny story: Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

Remains of McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be added to Big Mac's Special Sauce

In accordance with his last request, recently deceased McDonalds CEO Jim Cantalupo will be cremated, and his remains will be added to the Big Mac's special sauce.
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"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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