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Funny story:  LeBron James: Collector of Rings (like Saturn or Bill Russell?)

LeBron James: Collector of Rings (like Saturn or Bill Russell?)

We noticed on a popular but insipid sports website that bored writers are debating how many championship rings LeBron James shall collect in his career. If we noticed correctly, the planet Saturn started with three rings and seems to be still incr...
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Funny story:  Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Texas Spoof Writer Smashes Microsopic Alien Peace Delegation!

Dallas, Texas - According to Homeland Securtiy officials 13 members of a delegation from the Saturn Moon of Phoebes were smashed when they accidentally tripped a Spoof writer on her way home from an evening walk. Officials say her nose and face smash...
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Funny story:  Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

Putt-Putt Golf Course Found on Moon

NASA - Images from the Cassini spacecraft of Saturn's moon Titan has researchers scratching their heads. Using enhanced radar imaging, a Putt-Putt golf course was discovered near the larger of the three lakes near Titan's South pole. "The lakes w...
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Funny story:  Saturn Will Explode Tomorrow

Saturn Will Explode Tomorrow

Houston, TX-- The planet Saturn is on fire and it will explode on Saturday. NASA scientists released this grim news early today after a devastating accident involving the Cassini probe. If the planet explodes as expected, there is a good chance Sat...
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Funny story:  Saturn's secret 'Dannatt' ring ... big enough to contain one billion 9/11s

Saturn's secret 'Dannatt' ring ... big enough to contain one billion 9/11s

London - (Son of Star Wars): UK anti-terror cops have stumbled on a sinister new fascist cabal codenamed SATURN - Secret Armed Territorial Uprising Rendition Nexus - whose ringleader is General Sir Richard 'Who-Dunnit' Dannatt. Months of covert su...
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Funny story:  Saturn's Last Call - a Tit-Top Hybrid

Saturn's Last Call - a Tit-Top Hybrid

In a bold swansong move, the Saturn Corporation - who yesterday confirmed plans to shut down its auto production - today announced it will produce one last model, a hybrid called the Saturn Bressa. The Bressa will be the world's first breast-power...
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Funny story:  Saturn is Missing, Outer Planets Outraged

Saturn is Missing, Outer Planets Outraged

Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Reports streaming in from the outer solar system indicate that the planet Saturn is missing. It was previously reported that Saturn and Jupiter were breaking up and Jupiter is a major suspect in Saturn's disappea...
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Funny story:  Jupiter and Saturn Breaking Up

Jupiter and Saturn Breaking Up

Mount Palomar, Ca (IP) - News from this observatory campus indicates that the planets Jupiter and Saturn are breaking up.
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Funny story:  Bizarre pentagon spotted in Saturn's clouds

Bizarre pentagon spotted in Saturn's clouds

Solar system - (Rotters): The first overwheming proof that the Cosmos has registered its dismay at Earth's global crisis has appeared in a bizarre weather pattern photographed around the ringed planet Saturn, where the Hubble telescope has spotte...
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