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Funny story:  North Korea Now Claims Satellite Launch Was a Success

North Korea Now Claims Satellite Launch Was a Success

Pyongyang NK: North Korea's much publicized satellite launch ended quickly in failure by not achieving orbit, greatly embarrassing the country's new leader Kim Jong Un. The three stage Unha-3 rocket and its weather satellite payload crashed into t...
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Funny story:  Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Solar flare disrupts Sky TV

Couch potatoes across the UK were left without their daily dose of Jeremy Kyle and Loose Women as a solar flare bathed the Earth knocking out Sky's Astra satellite. The several million mile long stream of high energetic particles from the sun trav...
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Funny story:  Sky recover signal from Gaga

Sky recover signal from Gaga

Lady Gaga left Sky customers furious following her interesting choice of headgear at the 2011 EMA's. She appeared on stage wearing a satellite on her face, which caused interruption for Skyviewers causing them to lose satellite signal from their...
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Funny story:  Satellite Debris Kills Bull: Obama Blamed

Satellite Debris Kills Bull: Obama Blamed

Special to INS - The 20-year-old satellite that crashed into Earth last week had a roughly 1-in-3,200 chance of hitting a person, NASA officials claimed. The Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite, or UARS (pronounced: you-arse), apparently missed the p...
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Funny story:  Germans and Israelis attack the earth with scrap metal satellites!

Germans and Israelis attack the earth with scrap metal satellites!

Germany and Israel have been secretly plotting WWIII in outer space. They have been launching satellites which were especially designed to conk out, become scrap and then re-enter the earth's atmosphere bombarding the planets surface. As the world...
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Funny story:  Rosat satellite falls on Turkey causing 7.3 earthquake - reports

Rosat satellite falls on Turkey causing 7.3 earthquake - reports

Germany's out-of-control Roentgen Satellite (Rosat) - seen re-entering the Earth's atmosphere around 02.00GMT - is suspected of causing the 7.3 tremor which struck Eastern Turkey's city of Van today. Some 20 tonnes of space junk are thought to hav...
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Funny story:  German satellite offers much better odds of us not being obliterated, but they don't teach odds in school

German satellite offers much better odds of us not being obliterated, but they don't teach odds in school

BERLIN, Germany--Time to restock your fallout shelters. The German "Röntgensatellit" or ROSAT will most likely slam into Earth's atmosphere in late October or early November. However, whereas the UARS carried a 1 in 3,200 chance of hitting us, the...
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Funny story:  NASA Satellite Falls on Scientist Who Predicted Where it Would Fall

NASA Satellite Falls on Scientist Who Predicted Where it Would Fall

Lead NASA space junk scientist Larry Wrong was killed this morning by a one ton piece of debris from NASA's falling research satellite outside of his Orlando, Miami home. The satellite, UARS, which is commonly known as "the satellite that is falling...
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Funny story:  World's Unluckiest Man Killed By Falling Satellite

World's Unluckiest Man Killed By Falling Satellite

Ned Tremble, the world's unluckiest man, was sadly killed yesterday by a falling satellite, in what appeared to be the final insult to a life of hardship. Tremble achieved official 'unluckiest' status four years ago, after a string of mishaps, unf...
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Funny story:  The Debris From The NASA Space Satellite Finally Falls To Earth - Gary Busey Said It Landed In His Downstairs Bathroom

The Debris From The NASA Space Satellite Finally Falls To Earth - Gary Busey Said It Landed In His Downstairs Bathroom

LOS ANGELES - The speculation as to where exactly the debris from NASA's space satellite would land is finally over. The West Coast Flaming Gazette reported that they received a call from a frantic individual who resides in Venice Beach saying tha...
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Funny story:  Satellite falls into Pacific harming no one, although Hawaii won't pick up the phone

Satellite falls into Pacific harming no one, although Hawaii won't pick up the phone

HOUSTON, Tx.--The UARS, the 6.5 ton pain in the rump satellite that promised to crack Earth's atmosphere, break into at least 26 pieces, and fall on us, landed into the Pacific Ocean Friday night. Luckily, no on was harmed as NASA reports that all...
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Funny story:  Isle of Wight News - Satellite found in a garden in Ventnor

Isle of Wight News - Satellite found in a garden in Ventnor

Roy McIlrath pulled back the curtains of his Ventnor home this morning to discover a satellite the size of a bus in his back garden. "I was quite upset," said McIlrath. "It landed on me lettuce. Worse than that, I was keeping me lettuce in me gree...
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Funny story:  Autumn Equinox special: defunct UARS satellite 'may be stalking Climate Research scam professor' - report

Autumn Equinox special: defunct UARS satellite 'may be stalking Climate Research scam professor' - report

East Anglia - Is there really a satellite homing device implanted into the academic behind the University of East Anglia's global warming scam? NASA sources hinted today that the spent Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite's imminent crash landing m...
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Funny story:  Bus-size satellite to plunge into your house later this week

Bus-size satellite to plunge into your house later this week

CAPE CANAVERAL, Fl.--Plain and train spotters now have a new cousin: falling dead satellite spotters. A dead UARS (Upper Atmosphere Research Satellite), which weighs 6.5 tons and is about the size of a school bus, is expected to enter Earth's atmo...
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Funny story:  Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama Burial Spotted on Google Earth

Osama bin Laden's burial at sea is believed, by many, to be an attempt by the US government to deny his followers a shrine. Allowing his body to sink to the bottom of the ocean at an unknown location would allow his remains to be left undiscovere...
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Funny story:  NASA crash satellites into Winehouse in search of water

NASA crash satellites into Winehouse in search of water

In their continuing search for water or, indeed, signs of life, NASA have crashed two unmanned craft into the surface of the singer Amy Winehouse. They hope to discover whether there is currently, or maybe has been in the past, water inside Winehous...
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Funny story:  Satellite designed to monitor US CO2 output 'fails'

Satellite designed to monitor US CO2 output 'fails'

A satellite designed specifically to monitor Carbon Dioxide levels in the atmosphere has mysteriously failed to launch correctly. The launch of the unit, which would have allowed pinpoint readings of the US adherence to emissions targets, was undert...
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Funny story:  Iran Claims Its Missile Brought Down Satellites!

Iran Claims Its Missile Brought Down Satellites!

Russia is monitoring the wreckage of two communications satellites that collided in space above Siberia. NASA says neither the earth nor the International Space Station are at risk from the debris of the Russian and American satellites. But what caus...
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