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G.P.S Sends Tourists To Isle Of Wight Prison

Funny story: G.P.S Sends Tourists To Isle Of Wight Prison

Tea, coffee and sandwich sales have rocketed at H.M.P. Isle of Wight Visitor Centre due to a G.P.S. mix up. A recent initiative by the Isle of Wight Tourist Institute, hoping to sell the Island as a holiday destination and not just an amalgamati...

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Psychological Sat Nav Now On Sale

Funny story: Psychological Sat Nav Now On Sale

A new Satellite Navigation system is now for sale on the high street that will get you from A to B in your mind. On sale now is The Psychological Sat Nav (PSN) that can take an individual from a state of racial ignorance to one of informed enligh...

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SatNavs are to be made 'more human'

Funny story: SatNavs are to be made 'more human'

SatNavs, the indispensable piece of kit for all modern motorists that have forgotten how to read maps, are to be made more human in an effort to sell new SatNavs, now virtually every motorists have one. "They're very robotic," said Tom Garmin, hea...

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Sat Nav Ultimate, the original planned journey 38 miles, became 900 miles through six countries

Funny story: Sat Nav Ultimate, the original planned journey 38 miles, became 900 miles through six countries

Solre-sur-Sambre in Belgium, to Zagreb in Croatia, in sixty hours In years to come, when the Solre-sur-Sambre to Zagreb car rally becomes well established, it will be the momentous first trip by 67-year-old Sabine Moreau, who orginally typed in a...

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Google add flooding to their navigation maps

Funny story: Google add flooding to their navigation maps

Google Maps were already brilliant, with satellite, topography, live traffic updates, street view and navigation. In wet, wet Britain, Google have unveiled another useful addition, flooding. "We've all seen the news," said Jeeves Bing, head of res...

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North Korea to launch rocket, but they don't know where it's going!

Funny story: North Korea to launch rocket, but they don't know where it's going!

North Korea are about to launch a rocket and the world is holding it's breath at the eventual consequences, shock, horror! Obama, Cameron, Merkel, Sarkozy, Fred Bloggs, etc, have all warned North Korea not to do it, but as usual the North Koreans don...

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SmartAss GPS gives men experience that their bitchy wives are along for the ride

Funny story: SmartAss GPS gives men experience that their bitchy wives are along for the ride

HARFOLD, Vermont--Some men can't submit reports to their boss until the last minute of a deadline. Others won't turn in their tax forms until 11:55 p.m. on April 15. Similarly, many a man can't follow street directions unless they're being berated wi...

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SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

Funny story: SatNavs to talk to sleepy drivers

Advances in GPS technology in recent months have meant that SatNavs can now tell when a driver is starting to become drowsy at the wheel and will talk to the driver more. "It grew out of lane assist," said Thomas Thompson, map co-ordinater for a r...

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Alleged comedian Frankie Boyle to be the new voice of Sat Nav

Funny story: Alleged comedian Frankie Boyle to be the new voice of Sat Nav

In a unique press reception held in the form of a swearing-in ceremony, the alleged comedian Frankie Boyle has been announced as the new voice for satellite navigation systems. Popular systems Tim-Tim and Germain have confirmed that users can now...

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Are We There Yet? - How Much Longer?

Funny story: Are We There Yet? - How Much Longer?

You've packed the car, cushions and pillows for the kids, snacks and drinks and sweets to suck. Everything's ready. All you need now is for the wife to be able to read the map for you and be your calming voice as you steer the ship. 'We need to...

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New technology is on the way to produce sympathic sat nav systemsw

Funny story: New technology is on the way to produce sympathic sat nav systemsw

New technology is on the way to enable computers to sense the moods of drivers. One useful application could be in sat nav systems which could use the technology to display some sympathy with a driver's state of mind and react accordingly BEFORE...

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SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

Funny story: SantaNav leads Father Christmas to Ffestiniog by accident

Resident's of the greyest town in the world were amazed yesterday as Father Christmas rolled up in his sleigh pulled by several reindeer. Santa was on his way to Finland fir the annual "Father Christmas Look-a-like" festival he has attended every yea...

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Nick Clegg Sat Nav withdrawn from sale

Funny story: Nick Clegg Sat Nav withdrawn from sale

A Sat Nav with the voice of Nick Clegg has had to be withdrawn from sale after furious complaints from customers. Angry motorists said that they had found innumerable problems with the device. According to one: "I listened to Nick and followed his...

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RAF to get Sat Navs

Funny story: RAF to get Sat Navs

In a bid to save money navigation equipment is being removed from all RAF aircraft and navigators being offered redundancy as the Government announces all aircraft are to be fitted with Sat Nav. An official explained that pilots can be trained to...

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Local man gets taken roughly up the back passage by sat-nav

Funny story: Local man gets taken roughly up the back passage by sat-nav

A Local man seeking the golden beaches of Crapham Down, near Beachy Head, East Sussex, was disappointed when his GPS navigation system led him 400 miles off course, landing him instead, in the industrial northern town of Pisser Clough, near Widdop, W...

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SatNav misery

Funny story: SatNav misery

Commuters in Bolton, near Manchester, were today left fuming when a major artery in and out of Bolton was blocked by a truck driver. Arnie Tick, a truck driver of some thirty years had been following his SatNav to his next job when it directed him...

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Twat Nav Causes Cotswold Chaos

Funny story: Twat Nav Causes Cotswold Chaos

A Cotswold village was cut off from the outside world for over a week because of a stranded lorry. The driver was misdirected through the village of Snide by his vehicles Twat Nav. The system is a cheap navigation device developed in Turkmenistan.

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Sat Nav Leads Unsuspecting Driver To Brigadoon

Funny story: Sat Nav Leads Unsuspecting Driver To Brigadoon

A popular Sat Nav system has inadvertently led a provisional driver from Leeds to the mythical Scottish town of Brigadoon. The driver, who does not wish to be named, passed his test just 2 weeks ago and received the "Tom-Dick-Harry" Satelli...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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