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Funny story:  God Admits:  "Pope Francis is right.  The jig's up.  There is no hell."

God Admits: "Pope Francis is right. The jig's up. There is no hell."

HEAVEN--In an interview God held with CNN's Anderson Cooper on Sunday, He admitted that Pope Francis was right when he said, "The church no longer believes in a literal hell where people suffer. This doctrine is incompatible with the infinite love of...
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Funny story:  Heavy Metal Frontman Really Scared of Satan

Heavy Metal Frontman Really Scared of Satan

Jason Creel of Deth Knell says he had an epiphany three years ago in a Little Rock motel and since then his relationship with Satan, the embodiment of all evil in the world, has never been the same. "Let me put it this way," he said while sitting...
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Funny story:  Barbra Streisand, Aging Songstress, Believes People Are Overrated

Barbra Streisand, Aging Songstress, Believes People Are Overrated

LOS ANGELES - Behind heavily fortified fencing and along the shark infested waters in Malibu, aging singer, Barbra Streisand, the lady that sang the phrase 'People, who need other people, are the luckiest people in the world', now believes people are...
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Funny story:  Pope's Plane Shot Down!

Pope's Plane Shot Down!

The Pope's plane is reported to have been shot down over Kabul as it prepared to land. There were no survivors of the missile attack. Ex-British Prime Minister Tony Blair was a guest on board after receiving his Papal Knighthood just the day befo...
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Funny story:  Taxidermy to be Compulsory in US Schools

Taxidermy to be Compulsory in US Schools

At a special meeting of Hollywood moguls, and for the first time in a decade, Lucifer appeared in person to announce some startling political and educational reforms. With him were some select members from the Bilderberg cabal, Henry Kissinger, Bill Clinton, Rupert Murdoch and two banking members of the Rothchilds. After the usual toasts and child sacrifices the Dark Prince looking splendid in his...
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Funny story:  Lucifer Introduces "Conspiratonoia" at Bilderberg Conference

Lucifer Introduces "Conspiratonoia" at Bilderberg Conference

Lucifer appeared yet again to chair the latest Bilderberg conference held this year in the catacombs under the Vatican. His Loftiness looking regal and dapper, blonde hair swept back and looking remarkably like a young Christopher Walken settled into his golden throne to address some 120 delegates from around the world. Like an Indian Meeting of All the Nations, each delegate is a chief in...
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Funny story:  Satan wins the war of Facebook

Satan wins the war of Facebook

Satan has chalked one up in his eternal battle with God when it was revealed that his Facebook page has more subscribers than God's. "I quietly pleased," Satan admitted. "When I last looked I had twice the number of followers on Facebook, than God...
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Funny story:  Cardinals pick Satan to be next Pope

Cardinals pick Satan to be next Pope

St. Louis - Matt Holiday of the Cardinals announced today that the Cardinals have picked Satan to be the new Pope. While there are no good Catholics on the team, many are well versed in the ways of the Vatican. "We feel Satan best represents the...
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Funny story:  Turkish Simpsons are blasphemous!

Turkish Simpsons are blasphemous!

The Turkish version of one of the most popular cartoon series on the planet, The Simpsons, has been fined and banned on Turkish TV because they can't take a joke (Not for the first time BTW). It seems that in one particular show the Simpsons too...
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Funny story:  Latest Bilderberg Conference Under Way

Latest Bilderberg Conference Under Way

The latest Bilderberg conference is under way at its orignal location is Coventry's Masonic Hall London. Attending as usual are the world's most powerful individuals including the Murdochs, the Clintons, the Blairs and Browns, Peter Mandelson, industrial magnates and armaments manufacturers from around the globe. Satan, looking younger than his thirty-four years and devilishly attractive as a...
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Funny story:  Church admits to existence of "Super-Satan"

Church admits to existence of "Super-Satan"

It hasn't been the most edifying of weeks for the Church of England. First they introduce Archbishop of Canterbury-to-be Justin Webbeleyebbely for our appraisal. Webbeleyebbely has an interesting past, only being ordained in 1991. He had previous...
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Funny story:  Sweatin' Out Satan - America's struggle against evil and obesity

Sweatin' Out Satan - America's struggle against evil and obesity

Actual story from the Washington Post: WARSAW, Poland, Feb. 11 (UPI) -- Roman Catholic regions of Europe are seeing a resurgence of exorcism, the rite of expelling evil spirits from tortured souls. Informal efforts to train more exorcists began under Pope John Paul II when the Vatican formally revised and upheld the rite for the first time in nearly 400 years, The Washington Post reported Mo...
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Funny story:  Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive

Hull Set To Be Renamed 'Hell' As Part Of Tourism Drive

Council chiefs in Kingston-Upon-Hull have unveiled a proposal designed to boost the city's tourism industry. Their madcap idea is to rename the city 'Hell'. Council spokesman Claude Dogsbody explained the barmy plans earlier today. "Tourism fig...
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Funny story:  CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

CERN announces discovery of Satan particle

Scientists at CERN today announced that they had discovered the Satan particle, which has the same mass and spin as the God particle, but opposite charge. When a God particle and a Satan particle collide, the two annihilate each other and energy is r...
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Funny story:  God boycotts Diamond Jubilee!

God boycotts Diamond Jubilee!

God has refused to attend the Queens Diamond Jubilee celebrations, he was too busy mending his garden fence in heaven because the Devil sent an army of cockroaches to dig up his front lawn (there are no moles in Gods heaven only the UK parliament) an...
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Funny story:  The Devil Sends Friend Request To Everyone On Facebook

The Devil Sends Friend Request To Everyone On Facebook

New York City, NY-- The devil himself has started using Facebook, and last night he sent a friend request to all Facebook users. Computer security experts were unable to trace the source of the request and say it came from 'limbo'. God sent a simil...
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Funny story:  Angelina Jolie saves children

Angelina Jolie saves children

California - Angelina Jolie is advising parents to leave their children in hospitals, fire stations, police stations and emergency medical facilities as required by law instead of killing their babies. Police officials argue that a parent's worst...
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Funny story:  Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

Devil to be investigated by Trading Standards after "shafting" customers out of their souls

News filtered in last night that The Devil is set to be investigated by a team of professionals from Trading Standards after accusations that he has been offering poor deals to people wishing to sell their souls. In the past The Devil has been kno...
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