NEW YORK CITY - For most of their lives the Olsen twins, Mary-Kate and Ashley have pretty much agreed on everything from acting to fashion designing and from salad ingredient choices to their favorite American Idol contestant.
The 25-year-old twin...
German Chancellor Angela Merkel suffered a signficant blow yesterday when German's biggest region decisively rejected her austerity policies.
Her Christian Democrats suffered a heavy defeat in the state of North Rhine-Westphalia, with the Social D...
The French presidential election has ended with the French going slightly left instead of right causing quite an upset amongst its European neighbours.
Sarkozy admitted defeat gracefully to his opponent, Hollanda (Who's actually Double Dutch), apo...
The people of France have spoken, in French, to send a stark message to their political parties by choosing another country to rule over them.
In a remarkable turn of events, the country of Holland will assume the French presidency after defeatin...
A boxing match is to be held between David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy in Paris next week, a government spokesman informed us last night.
The fight is set to take place under the Arc De Triumph and has been sparked by revelations that the French...
Drama overshadowed the end of the talks between world leaders last night when a fight broke out between leader of the Daleks Mr Derek Davros and French Prime Minister Nicolas Teacozy.
World leaders had met in Davos for the four day summit aiming t...
The blame for the credit downgrading of France was laid at the door of Strictly Come Dancing presenter Bruce Forsyth today.
The Eurozone has been in crisis recently with bail-outs to Greece, Portugal and Ireland, while other countries like the UK...
David Cameron has secretly reconsidered his decision to veto the Eurozone agreement, not because Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Flegg threw a wobbly and poured arsenick in his tea but because he overheard the French foreign minister talking abo...
Hot, hot, hot off the press today is confirmation that French President Nicolas Sarkozy is to make a much anticipated appearance on British shores to star in panto this year. He will be appearing as head dwarf, 'Smelly' in 'Snow White and the Seven D...
Reuters reported increasing jitters on financial markets this week as euro leaders failed to reach agreement on which Titanic metaphor accurately summarised the UK's position. Having walked away from signing a deal agreed by all 26 other EU states, t...
A furious David Cameron, allegedly this evening threatened to head-butt French President Sarkozy, following the much reported incident where Sarkozy snubbed the PM as he vetoed an EU motion, and basically told Germany and France that if they wanted t...
Parisians woke this morning to German tanks on the boulevards outside their apartment buildings. In an effort to save the Euro currency, Chancellor Angela Merkel had given the wehrmacht orders to occupy France as it did in the Second World War.
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Germany and France have struck a grand bargain that they hope will save the euro, burying their differences over a rigorous new regime to drive down eurozone debt and restore market confidence in the battered single currency. At talks in Paris viewed...
French police report that there were scenes of violence in the French capital during the night as poor Parisians tried to earn a few Euros.
In the afternoon, French President Nicolas Sarkozy, in a speech in the Mediterranean port city of Toulon, h...
After centuries of trying to dominate Europe, the continent's two major powers are learning a tough lesson.
France and Germany are clearly leading the struggle to sort out the Eurozone's financial woes and everyone seemed to be toeing the Franco-G...
PAMPLONA, Spain - The Pamplona Chamber of Commerce has revealed that for the first time in its history the chamber has found itself in the red.
Chamber of Commerce President Ricardo Bernardo Machismo, 47, spoke at a recent meeting and informed the...
A day has passed in Paris without a single demonstration, leaving locals and commuters in a state of disbelief. No one has witnessed Paris so deserted since the day French citizens were called to defend their capital all the way back in 1940.
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It was announced today that British Prime Minister David Cameron and French President Nicholas Sarkozy were about to take off on the next "Great Race" as each prepared
a 'diplomatic mission' to Libya to gather up the 'spoils' as both planned to lan...