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Funny story: Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"

Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"

Dreamland, USA Donald Trump, prospective candidate for the Republican Party of the United States, announced plans to convert U.S. currency to what he calls "Trump Dollars" once he takes over the country. "I can't give out all the specifics because...
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Funny story: U.S. Baby Names Now Are Metalllica, Armani, VegiLax, & Preditor

U.S. Baby Names Now Are Metalllica, Armani, VegiLax, & Preditor

"Our names are our destiny," is an old saying perhaps with some truth in it. it must be said that names given to newborns in America are fascinating, if not sometimes disconcerting. A fad of naming non-gender specific names has emerged in America...
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Funny story: Trump Chooses Three Substitutes to Debate Hillary

Trump Chooses Three Substitutes to Debate Hillary

New York, NY - Donald J. Trump announced today that he will be unavailable for the three scheduled debates with Hillary Clinton and that the campaign has hired three substitutes. Trump's substitutes will be Senator Elizabeth Warren for the domestic...
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Funny story: Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

A Host Committee representative for next week's GOP convention in Cleveland has indicated problems with upcoming ceremonies. The concept is brilliant, he explained, somewhat as with the old idea of the Trojan Horse, in which a large toy Elephant w...
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Funny story: Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax

Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax

Washington, DC: In a stunning turn of events, Donald Trump, the presumed presidential nominee for the Republican Party, declined the nomination altogether, and announced that his entire race to the White House was for a reality TV project. The prem...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"

Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"

Wasillly, Alaska One-time Alaskan Governor and failed politician Sarah Palin attempted to explain today the "Science Scam" as she has named it. "Science people have just been making up stuff for years and trying to see if everyone else will go for...
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Funny story: Trump To Pick V.P. Using 'Apprentice Show' Tactics

Trump To Pick V.P. Using 'Apprentice Show' Tactics

Manhattan, N.Y. - Sources close to the leading Republican Presidential candidate, Donald J. Trump, announced today that Trump's running-mate for the 2016 V.P. nomination, will be chosen in much the same manner as winning contestants, on his highly po...
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Funny story: Who said it? Sarah Palin or the Crazy Cat Lady just released from the Juno mental hospital?

Who said it? Sarah Palin or the Crazy Cat Lady just released from the Juno mental hospital?

1) "Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke." 2) "Nuclear weapons are fun. I think every good upstanding American without a criminal history should have one or two of them." 3) "I'm a strong supporter of the NRA and I honestly believe, down in the bottom of my heart, that we should all start trying to put "FUN" back in funerals." 4) "'Ref...
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Funny story: Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

NEW YORK- Sources inside the Trump campaign have confirmed that Mr. Trump and former partial-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin have discussed her eventual appointment to the Supreme Court. Mr. Trump has apparently made the deal in exchange for Palin'...
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Funny story: Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Last night Mr. Trump and Sarah Palin met at Royal Star Super Burger, an Iowa diner, and the event turned into a campaign rally. Hunkered down with super burgers, macaroni and cheese, plus diet Pepsis all was going quietly until somebody yelled: "P...
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Funny story: Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Donald Trump seems strong in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, but that doesn't mean he'll curb his more fringe tendencies. This week, Trump spoke at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, where he brought his brash viewpoi...
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Funny story: Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Wasilla, AKSarah Palin announced that she would be forming her own party and running for president in 2018. She was then informed that 2018 isn't an election year and changed it to 2017. Upon releasing the news about the party, the first people sh...
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Funny story: NRA Demands Tighter Controls on Body Armor Sales

NRA Demands Tighter Controls on Body Armor Sales

NRA spokesmilf Sierra Paylin caught the first available flight to San Bernardino (She even spelled it right!) to address the press with regards to an issue that has been bugging the NRA for years: "How is it possible for any deranged nut in this c...
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Funny story: Worst Mass Shooting in U.S. History

Worst Mass Shooting in U.S. History

Yesterday morning, everyone in the lower forty-eight states was killed or critically wounded in the worst mass shooting in U.S. history. Investigators from Canada's RCMP and Mexico's Policia Federales issued the following joint statement (as they...
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch to Marry Sarah Palin

Rupert Murdoch to Marry Sarah Palin

(London) - Numerous sources have now independently confirmed that Rupert Murdoch will marry Sarah Palin this September in the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. While Mr. Murdoch's divorce from Wendi Deng in 2013 was front-page news worldwide, few were aw...
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Funny story: Prezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality

Prezident Obummer calls for investigation of airline fatality

On a crowded airplane flight aboard Alaska Airlines, a female passenger (not Sarah Palin) and a scorpion struggled over a seat, resulting in the scorpion's biting the woman's hand. Flight 567 was approaching the runway when the incident occurred.
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says Drinking Age Should be 35 - Early Drinking Ruined His life!

Rush Limbaugh Says Drinking Age Should be 35 - Early Drinking Ruined His life!

He told Fox news today while visiting the Koch Brothers at Their Ranch in Aspen Colorado: - "If I had not started drinking at 18 I would not be sitting here around the pool with my best pals the Koch Brothers and getting drunk and high out of my Gourd on Oxycotin with four Russian Hookers!" "These libtards are so fcking permissive with their liberal spawn that they can get away with anything!"...
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Funny story: Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

Fox News Sponsors "Take Back America Awards Show" Hosted by Dick Cheney

NEW YORK - Fox News announced today it will be sponsoring and broadcasting a new entertainment awards show on Sunday, February 22. Dick Cheney is the host, Donald Trump is the show's producer and Ted Nugent is the musical guest. Fox bills the sho...
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