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National Rifle Association Is Shooting Blanks

Funny story: National Rifle Association Is Shooting Blanks

Great Scott! The NRA is in a financial crisis? If they need money, why not use their products, march into any bank and make a crisis-eliminating withdrawal? And, if the NRA does go under and have a funeral, Donald Trump Jr. should be a pallbearer...

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Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

Funny story: Sarah Palin's Face To Be Carved Into Mount Rushmore

America was stunned yesterday when the Tea Party members in Congress passed a bill that would make Sarah Palin's likeness the next to be carved into Mount Rushmore, allowing the former Vice-Presidential candidate to be forever immortalized on the Sou...

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NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

Funny story: NRA Condemns Charlottesville Violence

In a recent interview with Fright Fart News, NRA spokesmilf Sierra Peelin decried the violence that marked recent protests in Charlottesville Virginia. "That James Fields showed incredibly poor judgement", she lamented. "Why, for a fraction of th...

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Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Funny story: Sarah Palin Has Brain Reduction Surgery

Being well endowed seems to be a central part of Sarah Palin's image and persona, so many people were surprised when it was announced that she had undergone brain reduction surgery last week. The former Alaska governor had suffered for years with...

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Trump to Build 90-Mile Bridge to Cuba

Funny story: Trump to Build 90-Mile Bridge to Cuba

Key West, Fl - Donald Trump announced today from Trump Tower that he has reached agreement with Russian President Vladimir Putin to build a 90-mile bridge from Key West to Cuba to be named the Castro-Kennedy Bridge. The bridge is expected to be comp...

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Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Funny story: Why is Trump Not in Alaska Voter Pamphlet?

Alaskan voters will not get information about Donald Trump in their voter pamphlets though his name will be on the ballot. Voters won't get informed about Gary Johnson either. Both campaigns missed the August 30th deadline for submitting mater...

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Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"

Funny story: Trump Says He Will Require U.S. to Convert to "Trump Dollars"

Dreamland, USA Donald Trump, prospective candidate for the Republican Party of the United States, announced plans to convert U.S. currency to what he calls "Trump Dollars" once he takes over the country. "I can't give out all the specifics because...

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U.S. Baby Names Now Are Metalllica, Armani, VegiLax, & Preditor

Funny story: U.S. Baby Names Now Are Metalllica, Armani, VegiLax, & Preditor

"Our names are our destiny," is an old saying perhaps with some truth in it. it must be said that names given to newborns in America are fascinating, if not sometimes disconcerting. A fad of naming non-gender specific names has emerged in America...

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Trump Chooses Three Substitutes to Debate Hillary

Funny story: Trump Chooses Three Substitutes to Debate Hillary

New York, NY - Donald J. Trump announced today that he will be unavailable for the three scheduled debates with Hillary Clinton and that the campaign has hired three substitutes. Trump's substitutes will be Senator Elizabeth Warren for the domestic...

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Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

Funny story: Large toy Elephant built for GOP convention malfunctions and may not be ready in time

A Host Committee representative for next week's GOP convention in Cleveland has indicated problems with upcoming ceremonies. The concept is brilliant, he explained, somewhat as with the old idea of the Trojan Horse, in which a large toy Elephant w...

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Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax

Funny story: Trump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax

Washington, DC: In a stunning turn of events, Donald Trump, the presumed presidential nominee for the Republican Party, declined the nomination altogether, and announced that his entire race to the White House was for a reality TV project. The prem...

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Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"

Funny story: Sarah Palin Explains the "Science Scam"

Wasillly, Alaska One-time Alaskan Governor and failed politician Sarah Palin attempted to explain today the "Science Scam" as she has named it. "Science people have just been making up stuff for years and trying to see if everyone else will go for...

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Who said it? Sarah Palin or the Crazy Cat Lady just released from the Juno mental hospital?

Funny story: Who said it? Sarah Palin or the Crazy Cat Lady just released from the Juno mental hospital?

1) "Mr. President, the only thing that stops a bad guy with a nuke is a good guy with a nuke." 2) "Nuclear weapons are fun. I think every good upstanding American without a criminal history should have one or two of them." 3) "I'm a strong supporter of the NRA and I honestly believe, down in the bottom of my heart, that we should all start trying to put "FUN" back in funerals." 4) "'Ref...

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Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

Funny story: Trump Plans to Nominate Palin for Supreme Court When Elected

NEW YORK- Sources inside the Trump campaign have confirmed that Mr. Trump and former partial-term Alaska governor Sarah Palin have discussed her eventual appointment to the Supreme Court. Mr. Trump has apparently made the deal in exchange for Palin'...

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Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Funny story: Trump and Sarah Palin talk cabinet positions in Iowa diner

Last night Mr. Trump and Sarah Palin met at Royal Star Super Burger, an Iowa diner, and the event turned into a campaign rally. Hunkered down with super burgers, macaroni and cheese, plus diet Pepsis all was going quietly until somebody yelled: "P...

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Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Funny story: Trump: Birther Attack on Jesus

Donald Trump seems strong in the race for the Republican presidential nomination, but that doesn't mean he'll curb his more fringe tendencies. This week, Trump spoke at Liberty University in Lynchburg, Virginia, where he brought his brash viewpoi...

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Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Funny story: Sarah Palin to Start Own Party

Wasilla, AKSarah Palin announced that she would be forming her own party and running for president in 2018. She was then informed that 2018 isn't an election year and changed it to 2017. Upon releasing the news about the party, the first people sh...

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NRA Demands Tighter Controls on Body Armor Sales

Funny story: NRA Demands Tighter Controls on Body Armor Sales

NRA spokesmilf Sierra Paylin caught the first available flight to San Bernardino (She even spelled it right!) to address the press with regards to an issue that has been bugging the NRA for years: "How is it possible for any deranged nut in this c...

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Trump Thinks Deaths at End of Avengers Infinity Wars Were Real

He sends the Secret Service to the movie set of Avengers 4 to do some investigating.
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