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Sex and The City Prequel Casting - Original Four in Discussions with Cher to Get Rejuvenation Tips

Sex and the City producers have confirmed a prequel, a cause for celebration and a bonaza for cosmetic surgeons suffering from the recession. Women around the world will have another chance to indulge in doses of fashion porn from the glamorous s...

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Sarah Jessica Parker blamed as Libyan state TV goes off air

Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker blamed as Libyan state TV goes off air

Tripoli - Months of dire Sex & The City repeats followed by non-stop 24/7 airings of the two movie sequels have taken their toll on the Libyan uprising. This afternoon rebel forces advancing on Tripoli took the decision to humanely kill-off th...

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Sarah Jessica Parker In Lucrative Advertising Deal

Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker In Lucrative Advertising Deal

With news hot off the press that ageing star of Sex And The City, Kim Cattrall, is to be the face of Olay's new range of anti-ageing creams, it comes as no surprise that co-star and ex-face of Horse And Hound, Sarah Jessica Parker, has also lined up...

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Sarah's Shockingly Strange Surrogacy Saga

Funny story: Sarah's Shockingly Strange Surrogacy Saga

MANHATTAN,NEW YORK, USA A pair posing as police chiefs in Ohio were exposed as agents of the Federal Bureau of Investigation when it was revealed today that they had illegally entered the residence of American actor Matthew Broderick and his strang...

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Sarah Jessica Parker to be face of new vacuum cleaner - with a Star Wars flavour

Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker to be face of new vacuum cleaner - with a Star Wars flavour

Sarah Jessica Parker, 41, has been approached by international electrical goods company GE to be the face of their brand new vacuum cleaner. The new vacuum cleaner is aimed at single city women with hectic lifestyles who don't have time to spend the...

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Eva Longoria Parker tried for treason after being caught wearing Revlon products

Funny story: Eva Longoria Parker tried for treason after being caught wearing Revlon products

Wisteria Lane - Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria Parker has been caught wearing Revlon products and tried for treason. Parker, 35, is contracted to Loreal for three years. Parker has a an air-tight contract with L'Oreal forbidding her to us...

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Sarah Jessica Parker betting scandal

Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker betting scandal

Bookmakers have stopped taking bets on the winner of the 2014 Grand National when it was announced that Sarah Jessica Parker was expecting twins. High Street bookmakers Bill Hill said "It is inevitable that one of the Parker offspring will win the...

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Sex and the City sequel to be set in Space

Funny story: Sex and the City sequel to be set in Space

Days after the news that a sequel to the hit movie about sluts was announced, more details have emerged about the Sex and the City sequel. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis have all spoken about the dramatic chan...

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SJP's Mole At Large and Dangerous!

Funny story: SJP's Mole At Large and Dangerous!

Sara Jessica Parker of Sex in the City infamy reported that the mole she had removed at her Madison Ave Plastic Surgeon, Tits Enlargo has taken on a life of its own.

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Sarah Jessica Parker arrested for gross negligee

Funny story: Sarah Jessica Parker arrested for gross negligee

Sarah Jessica Parker, star of "Sex and the city" has been formally cautioned at the Carabinieri Canine specialist Police station in Florence after a photo shoot for her new fragrance 'Rabies' ended in chaos today.

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Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

Funny story: Old Funky Spunk Rules: Sex and the City #1 at the Box Office

A powerful combination of menopause and Geritol dominated the North American box office this past weekend, as Sex and the City packed them in to the tune of a $55.7 million opening weekend.

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"Sex in the City" single women really commuting "Desperate Housewives" from suburbia, says Dept. of Transportation study

Funny story: "Sex in the City" single women really commuting "Desperate Housewives" from suburbia, says Dept. of Transportation study

Washington, DC - In a report released today from the Department of Transportation (DOT) on the traffic patters of cougars stalking their prey on company time, it found that 9 out 10 females that they surveyed, who claimed that they were having sex in...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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