After it's two greatly successful Reality Shows of Celebrities Watching Paint Peel, and Painful Pus Filled Zits on Justin Beaver, TNT has broken ground on a new show sure to capture the insomniac audience: Fingernails of the Stars, featuring a contes...
The existence of a clandestine anti-ginger movement was confirmed this week following charges levied against Sarah Ferguson by the country of Turkey for foreign relations tampering. After considering the finality of a jail sentence lasting 22 years,...
Sarah Ferguson aka as the Duchess of York has been caught up in Turkish law for not getting the agreement of mistreated orphans before taking photographs of them.
Prince Andrew aka the Duke of York is camping outside the Turkish embassy in London...
Ankara - Turkish authorities have decided to charge Sarah Ferguson with gross voyeurism for her illicit filming of orphan minors.
The offence carries a maximum of 22 years on conviction - roughly the same time she's been divorced from Prince Andre...
Sorry, Doshless of York is set to cage battle Rebekah Brooks in a televised event aimed at determining Britain's Most Loathed Red Head.
"It's bound to be an outcome that can't be predicted," boasted match organizer Simone Cowbell. "Which of the...
Ever since the Queen learned she may be a distant relative of Johnny Depp, the Palace is a changed place.
Decorum and tradition have gone out the window. "Ahoy, it's a new day," the Queen has announced to all who will listen.
The Royal...
A video of the last moments of Princess Diana's life has been viewed in Cannes, it is claimed, whilst allegations have emerged that blood samples from someone else were used at Diana's post mortem.
Apparently we cannot see the video in this countr...
Sarah Ferguson has told Oprah Winfrey how "difficult" it was when she did not receive an invite to the Royal Wedding.
The Duchess Of York was "extremely disappointed" not to attend one of the biggest events of the decade and she opened her heart u...
Following the furor over recent Millinery Mayhem exhibited at the Royal Wedding, the Queen has announced her disfavor by stripping 'personal protection' from the Princesses of Yuk, Beatrice and Eugenie, an act which is said will hamper their 'pub cra...
LONDON - Prior to the Royal Wedding Day, Kate Middleton had confided to her sister Pippa that she had a wedding night surprise for William that she knew was going to literally knock his Royal socks off.
And reports from Brompton Boxgrove of The Ti...
LIVERPOOL - Three of England's most well known women recently flew to Liverpool, to attend an Amy Winehouse concert.
Kate Middleton, Sarah Ferguson, and Winnie Figgyfurst had a grand old time as they sat in the first row at Liverpool's famed St. B...
Finally realizing the inevitable, the Duke and Duchess of Yuk have announced they are getting back together and in order to save taxpayers' money have chosen to renew their vows outside Westminster Abbey simultaneously with Prince William and Kate Ap...
LONDON - In a stunningly unbelievable revelation that could possibly have world wide repercussions Kate Middleton, the fiancee of Prince William has confided to an extremely close friend that she is beginning to have second thoughts about getting mar...
Royal shock machines Sorry, Doshless of York, and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are set to be exiled as soon as an unsuitable country can be found to accept them. But apparently even the worst places on earth have their limits.
Given her fondness f...
Sarah, Doshless of York and Andrew, Duke of Hopeless, are to appear in the lead roles of Danny Zuko and Sandy Virginal Girl in a revival of the hit musical Grease.
The pair, always on the lookout for a new opportunity yet uniquely unable to disce...
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market.
The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb...
LONDON - Some of the world's richest, most popular, and most influential people will be in attendance on April 29 at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
David and Victoria (The Beckhams) will be in attendance. David and Samantha (Cam...
Buckingham Palace, LONDON: Prince Andrew's ex, Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, will not be attending the high society bash of the year at Westminister Abbey.
Sarah, Duchess of York, also known as Fergie, is persona non grata in some quarters, si...