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Stephen Baldwin High Tails It Off "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here"

Funny story: Stephen Baldwin High Tails It Off "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here"

COSTA RICA - Actor Stephen Baldwin willingly left the reality show "I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here." Baldwin told Patricia Blagojevich, wife of ex-Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich that he had counted his insect bites and that he had 9,836.

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American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

Funny story: American Idol Announces Summer Show With New Format

American Idol, king of reality shows on U.S. television, has announced a new spin off to air this summer. The show, titled "Not the American Idol," will begin running one week after the regular program ends in May and will continue through...

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American Idol Selects Least Talented to Leave Show

Funny story: American Idol Selects Least Talented to Leave Show

America called and texted, the votes are in, and the latest wannabe celebrity is leaving American Idol. This week, the viewers selected the latest person that they did not want to hear sing, dance, or speak any more...and that person was...

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Sanjaya From American Idle will Replace Karl Rove

Funny story: Sanjaya From American Idle will Replace Karl Rove

Washington (IP) - Sanjaya will replace Karl Rove as President Bush's chief advisor on September 1st. Sanjaya appeared on American idle and was the darling of tearful prepubescent girls with IQ's often reaching as high as an average person...

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Sanjaya Sister Shyamali Malakar Latest Nude Playboy Playmate

Funny story: Sanjaya Sister Shyamali Malakar Latest Nude Playboy Playmate

Months after their fifteen minutes of fame ended, Sanjaya and Shyamali Malakar are back in the news. Shyamali has agreed to pose nude in Playboy magazine, while brother Sanjaya has agreed to do her hair for the shoot. Both rocketed to fame due to...

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Blake Lewis Named the Real Winner of American Idol

Funny story: Blake Lewis Named the Real Winner of American Idol

In a surprising turn of events, it was announced Wednesday that 25-year old Blake Lewis was the actual winner of American Idol.

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Malakar Madness

He's no William Hung, but that hasn't stopped Sanjaya Malakar from making a similar decision after his time on American Idol. Shortly after being voted off of the singing competition, Malakar announced his decision to sign a one-album record...

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American Idol brings back Sanjaya as 'Wild Card' for Barry Gibb Week

Funny story: American Idol brings back Sanjaya as 'Wild Card' for Barry Gibb Week

Just like Jennifer Hudson's Effie character in Dreamgirls, American Idol's Sanjaya Malakar is telling you he is staying! In a surprise move - perhaps to boost AI's sagging viewership - American Idol has decided to bring Sanjaya back as a...

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Ghost of Elvis appears on American Idol -- demands duet with Sanjaya

Funny story: Ghost of Elvis appears on American Idol -- demands duet with Sanjaya

Hollywood, California - Wednesday night millions of American Idol fans tuned in to find Celine Dion singing with a computer enhanced image of Elvis, when they were actually witnessing the ghost of Elvis himself.

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Sanjaya Accepts Job Offer To Raise Money To Get Mom Out of Jail

Funny story: Sanjaya Accepts Job Offer To Raise Money To Get Mom Out of Jail

Sanjaya Malakar, faced with mounting legal bills for his mother and sister, has accepted a job offer from The Helen of Troy corporation. Sanjaya will begin modelling wigs for the company beginning immediately.

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Betty Ford Center Opens New Sanjaya Wing

Funny story: Betty Ford Center Opens New Sanjaya Wing

A spokesperson for the Betty Ford Center has announced the opening of the new Sanjaya wing, devoted to young people of questionable, still-burgeoning talent who are catapulted into a position of wealth and fame without cultivating the coping skills r...

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Britney Spears To Record Duet With Idol's Sanjaya Malakar

Funny story: Britney Spears To Record Duet With Idol's Sanjaya Malakar

Pop tart Britney Spears has invited American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar to her Hollywood recording studio to record an album. Sanjaya, most famous for his wierd hair styles, and Spears, most recently famous for her lack of hair, both have question...

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Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Funny story: Haley Scarnato to Sue Blake Lewis Over American Idol Shorts Stitch-up

Hollywood, CA: Ousted American Idol contestant Haley Scarnato, who almost became famous for her ever-decreasing clothing as the show progressed, is to sue fellow contestant Blake Lewis for allegedly sabotaging her chances by deliberately mis-stitchin...

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American Idol Prompts Threat Level Increase

Funny story: American Idol Prompts Threat Level Increase

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security increased the nation's threat level to "Lavender" following the elimination of Sanjaya Malakar on American Idol Tuesday night.

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American Idol's Country Music Week Brings out the Cowboy in Sanjaya

Funny story: American Idol's Country Music Week Brings out the Cowboy in Sanjaya

This week, the remaining seven American Idol finalists will sing their hearts out to the theme of country music in hopes of winning America's vote and surviving another week in the competition. Country singer Martina McBride will serve as their m...

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Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

Funny story: Shyamali Malakar, Sister of Sanjaya, Posts Nude Photos Too

First, Antonella Barba had nude pictures of herself posted on the internet that helped her survive on American Idol. Then, Alaina Alexander had nude pictures of her posted on the internet that have helped her boyfriend Chris stay in the top eight.

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Sanjaya's Fanjayas Keep Him Alive to Face Another Week

Funny story: Sanjaya's Fanjayas Keep Him Alive to Face Another Week

Sanjaya lives on. The would be singer more famous for his hairstyles than his singing survived another round of cuts to continue his screechy, talentless pursuit of The American Idol Crown. "Incredible," was the only word mockingly said b...

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Sanjaya Shakes His Bon Bons in American Idol's Latin-Themed Week!

Funny story: Sanjaya Shakes His Bon Bons in American Idol's Latin-Themed Week!

Surprise! Surprise! Sanjaya Malakar did it again…charmed his way into another week on the American Idol! Superdiva Jennifer Lopez will mentor the top eight singers as they tackle music with a Latin flair for next weeek's Latin-themed American Id...

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Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned

Kim told Cosby he would have to get in line behind Robert Mueller, Suge Knight, and Jared Folger.
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