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Funny story:  Subway Promises Its Customers It Will Get Rid of The Yoga Mat Taste In Its Bread

Subway Promises Its Customers It Will Get Rid of The Yoga Mat Taste In Its Bread

MILFORD, Connecticut - Subway has stated that they have always had the taste buds of their customers foremost at hand. Company spokeswoman Tammy Strawhouse recently addressed the matter that had been brought up by a consumer group that some of the...
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Funny story:  A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

A Gasoline Station In Aspen, Colorado Is Raking In The Bucks With Its Fabulous Marijuana Promotion

ASPEN, Colorado - Local residents of the ski resort town of Aspen are as happy as woodpeckers in a kitchen cabinet factory. The word has gotten out that The Big Tex Texaco Gasoline Station is giving customers who fill up their vehicles three marij...
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Funny story:  Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

Long John Silver's To Introduce The Piranha Sandwich

LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - The Long John Silver's Corporation is getting ready to introduce what is perhaps its most interesting menu item in its 45 year history. Elmendorf Butterbox, a representative for the fish restaurant chain stated that the Pira...
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Funny story:  Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

Arby's Addresses The Aphrodisiacs In Their Arby Melt Rumors

BOARDMAN, Ohio - Arby's opened their first restaurant back in 1964, and since then they have sold millions and millions of sandwiches. Company Spokesperson Fluffy Tinsinbock recently sat down with the news media to clear up a rumor that apparently...
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Funny story:  'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

'Best boyfriend ever' to leave half-eaten sandwich for girlfriend

In what may be the most thoughtful gesture of their 3-year relationship, Jake Harrington plans to leave his girlfriend Mary Rockmore a half-eaten bologna sandwich. Harrington said the thoughtful act, which occurs after the two had a long argumen...
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Funny story:  White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

White House Sandwich Shop to Expand

Washington DC: One of the best kept secrets in this politically leaky town is the White House Sandwich Shop. The café located in upscale Georgetown is undergoing an expansion to accommodate the increasing size of the lunchtime crowds of Obama adminis...
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Funny story:  Local Man Pronounces Experimental Egg And Black Pudding Sandwich A Roaring Success

Local Man Pronounces Experimental Egg And Black Pudding Sandwich A Roaring Success

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 27 and startlingly ancient looking for his age, Cordon Verde chef extraordinaire, has pronounced his latest experimental sandwich, a roaring success, following three days of trials. Shuttlecock's latest delicacy cons...
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Funny story:  Irish Fella Lumps Ball Around Kent Field With A Stick And Wins A Claret Jug

Irish Fella Lumps Ball Around Kent Field With A Stick And Wins A Claret Jug

A Northern Irish fella named Darren Clarke was celebrating this evening after lumping a little white ball around a field in Sandwich, Kent, and knocking the little white ball down some holes, using a variety of longish sticks. With bits of metal o...
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Funny story:  Rihanna Shaken In Happy Slapping Incident At Sandwich British Open Golf Championship

Rihanna Shaken In Happy Slapping Incident At Sandwich British Open Golf Championship

US R&B icon, Rihanna of the red head, (No hair, just a red head - That's enough of that - Ed) was left shaken during a visit to Sandwich on a flying visit to take in a rather soggy British Open Golf Championship. Rihanna, who sang a song about...
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Funny story:  iPad 2 Has Sandwich Named for it at Carnegie Deli

iPad 2 Has Sandwich Named for it at Carnegie Deli

It's a New York tradition. Well-known newcomers to the city often have sandwiches named after them at the world-famous Carnegie Deli. So this week, in honor of the rumored introduction of the Apple iPad 2 on Wednesday, the Carnegie has announc...
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Funny story:  Nashville, Tennessee Woman Finds Human Penis in Sandwich!

Nashville, Tennessee Woman Finds Human Penis in Sandwich!

Judy Dale Willoughby of the Rivergate area in Nashville has filed a suit against Pecker's Fresh Chicken in the Rivergate Mall after biting down on her chicken sandwich and pulling a "tough piece" out and finding that it was a penis. "I was never s...
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Funny story:  Bitter Disagreement in Subway Restaurant

Bitter Disagreement in Subway Restaurant

This week I been undercover. Wearing my trusty mac and suspicious hat, I have wandered in and out of many public places, attempting to witness spontaneous drama in the flesh. It took a while. Nothing occured in Blockbuster, McDonald's, KFC or Poundland. And the usual scuffling grounds of Hollywood Bowl, Pizza Hut and Hair on Broadway proved unsuccessful. I was almost giving up hope, when I...
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Funny story:  Sandwich Fillings stop Sandwiches tasting of bread

Sandwich Fillings stop Sandwiches tasting of bread

New Research from the Bread School of Bredbury has shown that people prefer sandwiches with a filling, rather than plain bread. More controversially, it doesn't matter what the filling is, from Corned Beef and Piccalilli to Egg Mayonnaise or Prawn...
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Funny story:  Man Makes Woman A Sandwich - World Grates To Halt!

Man Makes Woman A Sandwich - World Grates To Halt!

The clocks have stopped. The trains aren't running. Facebook has crashed (again). Channel 4 has paused its endless repeats of Friends. A deep, overwhelming silence has overtaken the world. The cause? Mr Wyn E. B. Braster of North Wales has m...
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Funny story:  Sov Defies Vinnie In Corned Beef  Wars

Sov Defies Vinnie In Corned Beef Wars

Tensions surfaced in the Big Brother House when Sov openly defied Vinnie Jones by opening a tin of corned beef, selfishly making herself a big doorstep sandwich which she later stated she didn't really want anyway. Vinnie Jones was really pissed o...
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Funny story:  Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Jack Tweed Arrested For Shitting In A Sandwich

Police last night arrested Jack Tweed on suspicion of acts against public decency. HE was taken in by Snaresbrook Police in Essex following complaints from local residents and shopkeepers. The 22 year old widower of dead beached whale Jade 'Fat Cu...
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Funny story:  Makers of Marmalade, Jam, and Preserves Sue Jelly Manufacturers For Equal Time

Makers of Marmalade, Jam, and Preserves Sue Jelly Manufacturers For Equal Time

Manufacturers of marmalade, jelly, and preserves feel that they have a large enough grievance against jelly bottlers to sue them for equal time. Dabney Rind or Smith's Marmalade Corporation, speaking for all of the plaintiffs in the lawsuit, issued...
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Funny story:  Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Make Open-Faced Sandwich

Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworth Make Open-Faced Sandwich

NASHVILLE, TN - Unable to wait any longer to join the exclusive "co-star couples club," Miley Cyrus reportedly was spotted frisking Australian actor Liam Hemsworth shortly before the pair played full-contact tonsil hockey! Hemsworth jumped out of...
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