In what may be the most thoughtful gesture of their 3-year relationship, Jake Harrington plans to leave his girlfriend Mary Rockmore a half-eaten bologna sandwich.
Harrington said the thoughtful act, which occurs after the two had a long argumen...
Washington DC: One of the best kept secrets in this politically leaky town is the White House Sandwich Shop. The café located in upscale Georgetown is undergoing an expansion to accommodate the increasing size of the lunchtime crowds of Obama adminis...
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 27 and startlingly ancient looking for his age, Cordon Verde chef extraordinaire, has pronounced his latest experimental sandwich, a roaring success, following three days of trials.
Shuttlecock's latest delicacy cons...
A Northern Irish fella named Darren Clarke was celebrating this evening after lumping a little white ball around a field in Sandwich, Kent, and knocking the little white ball down some holes, using a variety of longish sticks.
With bits of metal o...
US R&B icon, Rihanna of the red head, (No hair, just a red head - That's enough of that - Ed) was left shaken during a visit to Sandwich on a flying visit to take in a rather soggy British Open Golf Championship.
Rihanna, who sang a song about...
It's a New York tradition. Well-known newcomers to the city often have sandwiches named after them at the world-famous Carnegie Deli.
So this week, in honor of the rumored introduction of the Apple iPad 2 on Wednesday, the Carnegie has announc...
Judy Dale Willoughby of the Rivergate area in Nashville has filed a suit against Pecker's Fresh Chicken in the Rivergate Mall after biting down on her chicken sandwich and pulling a "tough piece" out and finding that it was a penis.
"I was never s...
This week I been undercover.
Wearing my trusty mac and suspicious hat, I have wandered in and out of many public places, attempting to witness spontaneous drama in the flesh. It took a while. Nothing occured in Blockbuster, McDonald's, KFC or Poundland. And the usual scuffling grounds of Hollywood Bowl, Pizza Hut and Hair on Broadway proved unsuccessful.
I was almost giving up hope, when I...
New Research from the Bread School of Bredbury has shown that people prefer sandwiches with a filling, rather than plain bread.
More controversially, it doesn't matter what the filling is, from Corned Beef and Piccalilli to Egg Mayonnaise or Prawn...
The clocks have stopped. The trains aren't running. Facebook has crashed (again). Channel 4 has paused its endless repeats of Friends.
A deep, overwhelming silence has overtaken the world.
The cause?
Mr Wyn E. B. Braster of North Wales has m...
Tensions surfaced in the Big Brother House when Sov openly defied Vinnie Jones by opening a tin of corned beef, selfishly making herself a big doorstep sandwich which she later stated she didn't really want anyway.
Vinnie Jones was really pissed o...
Police last night arrested Jack Tweed on suspicion of acts against public decency. HE was taken in by Snaresbrook Police in Essex following complaints from local residents and shopkeepers.
The 22 year old widower of dead beached whale Jade 'Fat Cu...
Manufacturers of marmalade, jelly, and preserves feel that they have a large enough grievance against jelly bottlers to sue them for equal time. Dabney Rind or Smith's Marmalade Corporation, speaking for all of the plaintiffs in the lawsuit, issued...
NASHVILLE, TN - Unable to wait any longer to join the exclusive "co-star couples club," Miley Cyrus reportedly was spotted frisking Australian actor Liam Hemsworth shortly before the pair played full-contact tonsil hockey!
Hemsworth jumped out of...
Los Angeles, California - "He'd always be in here harassing the customers by trying to get them to order a baloney sub sandwich. But they'd always refuse," said Paul Gonzales, franchise deli manager. "They'd tell to his face: 'Look mister,' they'd sa...
LOS ANGELES, CA - Linda Lovelace has been an assistant to Britney Spears for nearly three years, but says she never thought the day would come that she might get to experience something like this. "I know to some people it might not be that big a de...
People who prepare their own sandwiches from early childhood instead of relying on a pre-packed lunchbox from their parents or someone else preparing their sandwiches for them are more likely to be successful and positive in life than those who expec...
Aboard the Doo Sea Doo-An Itallian sub and a Turkey sub collided this morning in rough seas off the coast of California and while no lives were lost, the subs were considered a total lose.
The subs were being tracked by the crew for hours before...