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Household Sand Bills Set To Rise 200%

Funny story: Household Sand Bills Set To Rise 200%

Consumers reacted angrily today to a proposed 200% increase in Sand Bills. The increase has been sparked by the recession and global warming. A spokesperson for The Central Sand Board told us: "It's regrettable, but our sand is getting more expens...

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UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

Funny story: UFO mothership suspected behind theft of Jamaica beach

Kingston, Jamaica - (X-Files Mess): A massive 1,000 metre mothership was reported hovering over the golden shoreline of Coral Spring beach moments before 911 tonnes of high-grade tourist-ready sand vanished. Police sources in the island's northern...

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Baghdad Stockmarket Booms as Investors turn to sand

Funny story: Baghdad Stockmarket Booms as Investors turn to sand

In total contrast to the decline in World Markets the Baghdad Stock Exchange reports a huge rise in inward investments with dramatic gains on the Index as Investors and Commodity Dealers turn to sand. Iraq has huge reserves of sand which is cons...

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Ten Things You Probably Didn't Know About Sand

Having just moved home, I stumbled across some books and such from when I was at High School. I think this was around 1994, when I would have been thirteen coming fourteen, so please don't take the piss too much. The reason I have published it is because having read this site for two days solid, I've found myself reading anything in the context that it's spoof, or in jest, and as such this relat...

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Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

Funny story: Paris Hilton Claims "I'm Still A Summer Virgin"

The official date for the start of summer has come. Beaches are full of surfers and bikini clad teens. People are sipping margaritas poolside. Sales of sun screen and big floppy hats are soaring. Beach balls and babes are both bouncing. Paris Hi...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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