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Funny story: The San Francisco Zoo's Gay Penguin Scandal

The San Francisco Zoo's Gay Penguin Scandal

SAN FRANCISCO - An aviary scandal has hit the usually quite laid-back San Francisco Zoo. Zoo Director Bodega Garcia-Sinclair said that a gay penguin couple Harry and Pepper have been a same-sex couple for six years. The two gay birds made world-wi...
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Funny story: Elephant Forgets To Lock Back Door

Elephant Forgets To Lock Back Door

A zookeeper at San Francisco zoo has been relating how all the animals have managed to secretly sneak and go on wild trips to Vegas each nite this month.
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Funny story: San Francisco Zoo Claims Accelerated Evolution Amongst Big Cats

San Francisco Zoo Claims Accelerated Evolution Amongst Big Cats

San Francisco zoo has today sensationally claimed that its big cats are evolving more rapidly in captivity than other wild cats all over the world.
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Funny story: Tiger victims 'were carrying Aborigine catapults; blowguns and boomerangs' to stalk and kill their prey', say San Francisco Zoo officials

Tiger victims 'were carrying Aborigine catapults; blowguns and boomerangs' to stalk and kill their prey', say San Francisco Zoo officials

San Francisco, California - The latest outrageous claim from San Francisco Zoo officials where a tiger attack killed a 17-old-boy and mauled two other young men came today when they alleged that the reason why the tiger that leaped from its sub-stand...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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