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The San Francisco 49ers Tried To Trade Coach Jim Harbaugh To The Cleveland Browns

Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers Tried To Trade Coach Jim Harbaugh To The Cleveland Browns

SAN FRANCISCO - Word coming out of 49ersLand is that the team's General Manager Trent Baalke was hoping to trade Coach Jim Harbaugh to the Cleveand Browns. He pointed out that he just got tired of having to argue with Jimmy about every little thin...

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Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

Funny story: Richard Sherman, The Seattle Seahawks Dreadlocked, Trash-Talker Gets Hit With An NFL Fine

NEW YORK CITY - The National Football League has just made it known that they are not going to be putting up with any diva-like antics from Seahawks cornerback Richard "Motor Mouth" Sherman. The loud-mouthed, quick-tempered Seattle player was fine...

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The Seattle Seahawks Bite The San Francisco 49ers And Are Super Bowl Bound

Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Bite The San Francisco 49ers And Are Super Bowl Bound

SEATTLE - There is no doubt about it - the Seattle Seahawks have some of the most devoted and rabid fans in the entire NFL. The Seahawks fans hold the noise level record for a stadium venue with 136.6 decibels which is roughly the amount of decibe...

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The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers and The Seattle Seahawks Will Tangle In The Left Coast's Rain Capital - Seattle

SEATTLE - There is a saying up in the Northwest that Seattle and rain go together like Kirstie Alley and Hostess Twinkies. Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine spoke to Seattle Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson at a local Barbed Wire...

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The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

Funny story: The Green Bay Packers Pack It In As They Are Beaten By The San Francisco 49ers 23-20

GREEN BAY, Wisconsin - The temperature at Lambeau Field was minus 15 with the wind chill factor. But Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said that it felt more like minus 40, as she spent much of the game face down on the frozen Lambeau Field turf.

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The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Fall To 0-8 As They Are Walloped By The San Francisco 49ers In London

LONDON - London Bridge figuratively fell down right smack dab on the Jaguars of Jacksonville as they were soundly beaten by the San Francisco 49ers 42-10. The NFL game was held in London's Wembley Stadium before a crowd of 83,559, many of whom wer...

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San Francisco 49ers Safety Changes His Name

Funny story: San Francisco 49ers Safety Changes His Name

SAN FRANCISCO - Donte Whitner, who is a safety with the 49ers has just paid $27.85 to legally change his last name. Whitner who is noted for his hard-hitting girdiron play told Sporting Chance Magazine that he decided to change his name after the...

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The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

Funny story: The San Francisco 49ers Have To Cut One of Their Lineman As Per The New NFL Weight Limit Rule

SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco 49ers are the first team to be affected by the NFL's new 500 pound player weight limit rule. Coach Jim Harbaugh said that he hated to cut defensive tackle Kainano Makatala just before their season's opener against...

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Super Bowl Versus History of Zombies

In this age of too many TV channels, one can easily lose control of the remote and end up on an unexpected network. Opposite the Super Bowl, as usual, was Downton Abbey. Most of us can tell the difference between the deathly Dowager Countess and C...

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Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

Funny story: Super Bowl Blackout Blamed On Gisele Bundchen and Anna Welker

NEW ORLEANS - National Football League Commissioner Roger Goodell is alleging that the Super Bowl blackout that occurred during the third quarter of Super Bowl XLVII, between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers, was caused by two well-kn...

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NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Funny story: NFL on Super Bowl XLVII: "We Did Say Blackout Rules Apply..."

Useless NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has released a statement, claiming that the blackout that crippled tonight's Super Bowl was Pre-planned. "We did say that blackout rules apply," says the Commissioner, whose heavy-handed, inane Commissioneri...

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NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

Funny story: NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault."

NFL At Super Bowl XLVII: "The Secondary Sucks, And It Is Your Fault." Unnamed sources close to NFL scapegoat-finder / Commissioner Roger Goodell says that he will be issuing a statement tomorrow blaming the shitty play of the cornerbacks and safet...

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Bullies Unite at Super Bowl Against Gay Youth

Oooppps! The 49ers discover they side with bullies after all. When several San Francisco players found out they had helped those who want to come out, they hid their heads in the sand like an ostrich. Yes, tough guys Isaac Sopoaga and Ahmad Bro...

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Super Bowl News: President Obama Bets On The Baltimore Ravens

Funny story: Super Bowl News: President Obama Bets On The Baltimore Ravens

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Las Vegas oddsmakers have the San Francisco 49ers as 3½ point favorites over the Baltimore Ravens in Super Bowl XLVII (47). Sports Balls Illustrated Daily is reporting that more money will be bet on this year's Super Bowl than i...

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Manti Te'o Has Been Banned From The Super Bowl

Funny story: Manti Te'o Has Been Banned From The Super Bowl

NEW ORLEANS - The Super Bowl Committee has just announced that it has banned Norte Dame football player and Internet hoax participant Manti Te'o from appearing at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans. A committee spokesperson identified as Ebenezer Buc...

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49ers Randy Moss Almost Hurts His Arm Patting Himself On His Back

Funny story: 49ers Randy Moss Almost Hurts His Arm Patting Himself On His Back

NEW ORLEANS - San Francisco 49ers wide receiver Randy Moss was sitting around in the locker room after practice and answered about 70 questions. The questions ran the gamut regarding everything from what he had for breakfast, to what is his favori...

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The 49ers Shoot Down The Falcons 28-24

Funny story: The 49ers Shoot Down The Falcons 28-24

ATLANTA - The hometown Falcons jumped on the San Francisco 49ers 17-0, and everyone in the Georgia Dome thought that the southern birds were going to annihilate the team from the Left Coast. But the guys from Alcatraz City had other ideas as they...

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The NFL Fines 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh and Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Plus Requires Them To Attend Anger Management Classes

Funny story: The NFL Fines 49ers Coach Jim Harbaugh and Lions Coach Jim Schwartz Plus Requires Them To Attend Anger Management Classes

NEW YORK CITY - A spokesperson for the National Football League has stated that league officials after reviewing the post game video of the game between the San Francisco 49ers and the Detroit Lions have issued a decision on the after-the-game alterc...

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