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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

The San Antonio Spurs Extend Their Win Streak To 18 As They Defeat The Indiana Pacers

INDIANAPOLIS - The Western Conference leading San Antonio Spurs rode into town with a showdown with one of the top teams in the Eastern Conference the Indiana Pacers. And after all the basketball dust had settled the Silver and Black team had set...
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Funny story: Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

Tim Duncan Leads The San Antonio Spurs To Their 15th Straight Victory As They Defeat The Denver Nuggets

SAN ANTONIO - Tim Duncan, who wears #21, has always said that he lets his playing do the talking for him. And it was certainly evident as he tossed in 29 points to help the Spurs beat the Denver Nuggets 108-103 and improve their season record to 5...
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Funny story: President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

President Obama Makes His Prediction For The NBA Finals

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama hosted a formal dinner for the president of Panama Beto Cabeza de Vaca. The two mainly talked about how Costa Rica had recently raised the price of bananas. President Cabeza de Vaca stated that Costa Rica did...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Beat The Utah Jazz For Their 10th Victory In A Row

The San Antonio Spurs Beat The Utah Jazz For Their 10th Victory In A Row

SAN ANTONIO - Spurs Coach Gregg Popovich said that it was just another day at the office as the guys in silver and black defeated the Utah Jazz 122-104. Tony Parker (#9) who hails from France scored 18 points and said that it was like eating a Fre...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

The San Antonio Spurs Defeat The Chicago Bulls And Are Now The Top Team In The NBA

CHICAGO - Coach Gregg Popovich told his San Antonio Spurs the same thing he always does before each game, "Okay go out there and show everyone that unlike a lot of NBA players, you guys earn your money." And that is all the motivation that the Spu...
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Funny story: President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

President Obama Admits That He Lost $800 Betting On The Miami Heat Vs. The San Antonio Spurs Game - Which The Spurs Won

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama was still talking about the fantastic play of the San Antonio Spurs who defeated LeBron James and the world champion Miami Heat by a score of 111-87. The president said that he had made a bet with his good friend...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

The San Antonio Spurs Crush Their Texas Rivals The Dallas Mavericks 112-90

SAN ANTONIO - The night saw Dallas Mavericks owner Mark "Brat Boy" Cuban sit and pout all night as his Mavs were soundly beaten by the San Antonio Spurs 112-90 led by Tony Parker and Tim Duncan. Parker is from France and Duncan is from the Virgin...
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Funny story: Mexico Is Blaming The Chupacabra For The Fire That Cancelled The San Antonio Spurs - Minnesota Timberwolves Game In Mexico City

Mexico Is Blaming The Chupacabra For The Fire That Cancelled The San Antonio Spurs - Minnesota Timberwolves Game In Mexico City

MEXICO CITY - About an hour before the San Antonio Spurs and the Minnesota Timberwolves were to have tipped off in an NBA game in Mexico a fire broke out towards the ceiling. Smoke quickly engulfed the arena and it was evacuated. NBA officials hop...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Barbecue The New Orleans Pelicans 112-93

The San Antonio Spurs Barbecue The New Orleans Pelicans 112-93

SAN ANTONIO - Proving that sometimes the good guys do wear black, the San Antonio Spurs soundly defeated the New Orleans Pelicans at the AT&T Center. The team that wears silver and black beat the Pelicans 112-93, for their 11th victory in a ro...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

The San Antonio Spurs Win Their 10th Game In A Row As They Clobber The Cleveland Cavaliers 126-96

SAN ANTONIO - Coach Gregg Popovich's San Antonio Spurs have just increased their record to a very impressive 12-1 as they beat the Cleveland Cavaliers by 30 points 126-96. The Spurs played all 13 of their players and for a moment it appeared that...
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Funny story: The San Antonio Spurs Are Now 9-1 As They Defeat The Utah Jazz

The San Antonio Spurs Are Now 9-1 As They Defeat The Utah Jazz

SAN ANTONIO - The San Antonio Spurs are showing that they are ready to go back to the NBA finals and tangle with the Miami Heat once again. Coach Gregg Popovich's silver and black team defeated the Utah Jazz by a score of 92-81. Tim Duncan and...
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Funny story: LeBron James Explains Why He May Leave The Miami Heat and Return To The Cleveland Cavaliers

LeBron James Explains Why He May Leave The Miami Heat and Return To The Cleveland Cavaliers

CLEVELAND - LeBron James of the world champion Miami Heat was in town visiting some high school friends who told him back in grade school that he'd never make the pros. He was asked by Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette how things were goi...
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Funny story: Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley Are Interested In Buying The Miami Heat

Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley Are Interested In Buying The Miami Heat

MIAMI - Former NBA all-stars Shaquille O'Neal and Charles Barkley flew into Miami to talk to the Miami Heat ownership. The Heat just won the 2012-2013 NBA Finals by defeating The San Antonio Spurs in a hard fought best four out of seven series tha...
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Funny story: President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

President Obama Pays Off $20,000 Sports Bet Loss To Rush Limbaugh With 2 Million Pennies

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama stood in the White House Rose Garden and told the assembled White House press corps, "Well boys and girls, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose." He then informed them that he would be paying off the sports b...
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Funny story: Manu Ginobili Blames The San Antonio Spurs Loss On LeBron James' Damn Headband

Manu Ginobili Blames The San Antonio Spurs Loss On LeBron James' Damn Headband

MIAMI - San Antonio Spurs guard Manu Ginobili sat in the Spurs locker room after losing game six in the NBA Finals, feeling dejected and looking like Wynonna Judd who had just seen someone take that last biscuit from the biscuit basket. Manu's tea...
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Funny story: LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

LeBron James Said Acting Like Kobe Bryant Fired Up His Miami Heat Teammates

MIAMI - The Miami Heat defeated the San Antonio Spurs 103-100 in overtime in game six to tie things up at three victories each pushing the NBA finals to a game seven. After the game James was asked by Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno wh...
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Funny story: LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

LeBron James Says The Reason The San Antonio Spurs Clobbered The Miami Heat 113-77 Was Because His Nose Was Itching

SAN ANTONIO - San Antonio Spurs sharpshooters Danny Green and Gary Neal combined for 13, three-pointers to help the Spurs manhandle the world champion Miami Heat. The Spurs ended up with 16 three-pointers and set an NBA Finals record for shots fro...
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Funny story: Kobe Bryant: The San Antonio Spurs Have Turned LeBron "King" James Into "Joker" James

Kobe Bryant: The San Antonio Spurs Have Turned LeBron "King" James Into "Joker" James

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant and his lovely wife Vanessa were spotted having breakfast at a local Tacos, Tacos, and Mucho More Tacos in Redondo Beach. He was asked by The Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba what he thought about the NBA Finals. Kobe...
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