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Funny story: Non-Hurricane Don Got His Butt Kicked By The Texas Heat Wave

Non-Hurricane Don Got His Butt Kicked By The Texas Heat Wave

CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas - People in the Lone Star state coastal town of Corpus Christi, known as The Sparkling City By The Bay did not even bother going out To Home Depot or Lowe's and purchasing plywood to board up their windows. Lifelong Corpus Ch...
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Funny story: Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

Los Angeles Laker Ron Artest and "Coffee Bob" To Film A Commercial For Starbucks

SAN ANTONIO - Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest looked like a runaway freight train as he slammed into two fans sitting in the front row of San Antonio's ATT Center during the recent Los Angeles Lakers vs. San Antonio Spurs game. One of the fa...
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Funny story: The Caretakers At The Alamo Hit With 17 Safety Violations

The Caretakers At The Alamo Hit With 17 Safety Violations

SAN ANTONIO - The Extremely Elderly Gals of The Republic of Texas, an organization made up mostly of blue-haired old ladies in their 70s, 80s, and 90s has been informed that their organization's landmark mission/fortress has been issued a total of 17...
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Funny story: Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Visit The Alamo and Get The Indecent Exposure Charges Dropped

Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder Visit The Alamo and Get The Indecent Exposure Charges Dropped

SAN ANTONIO - The stars of The Vampire Dairies, Nina Dobrev and Ian Somerhalder visited San Antonio after spending a few days in New Orleans. The couple walked hand-in-hand down the famed River Walk where Nina could be seen feeding Cheetos dipped...
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Funny story: San Antonio Opens Up The First U.S. Sperm Bank With A Drive Thru Window

San Antonio Opens Up The First U.S. Sperm Bank With A Drive Thru Window

SAN ANTONIO - In the who said there is nothing new under the sun category. A branch of The San Antonio Second National Sperm Bank has just opened up the nation's very first Sperm Bank with a drive thru window. Traci Ann Quickowitz, president in ch...
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Funny story: Eva Longoria-Parker Says The Entire Hispanic Population of Arizona Is Moving To East Los Angeles

Eva Longoria-Parker Says The Entire Hispanic Population of Arizona Is Moving To East Los Angeles

SAN ANTONIO - Speaking from her mansion nestled high in The Mucho Gusto Hills of San Antonio, Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria-Parker has stated that a highly reliable source has informed her that the entire Hispanic population of Arizona is pl...
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Funny story: The World's Most Interesting Man To Hunt Down The Dreaded Chupacabra

The World's Most Interesting Man To Hunt Down The Dreaded Chupacabra

SAN ANTONIO - The world's most interesting man, Fernando Monte Verde, has come to the second largest city in Texas to meet with Amos Bob Figginfacker, owner of El Rancho Se Habla Grande Ranch located just outside of San Antonio. Monte Verde who ha...
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Funny story: San Antonio Zoo Animals Are Catching Fire

San Antonio Zoo Animals Are Catching Fire

SAN ANTONIO - The Texas heat wave continues to wreak havoc on humans and animals alike. Temperatures in the Alamo City have consistently hovered around the 102 to 109 mark. San Antonio Zoo Director Frijolita Del Caldo stood outside of the hipp...
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Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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