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Funny story: Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

SAN LUIS OBISPO, California - A group of Boy Scouts recently camped on the infamous San Andreas Fault, which runs roughly 800 miles from the town of Monterey to Bakersfield. Scout Leader Roscoe Loxahatchee stated to American Spotlight Magazine tha...
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Funny story: Carbon Beach billionaires braced for Wednesday's seismic Full Moon

Carbon Beach billionaires braced for Wednesday's seismic Full Moon

Malibu, Ca - Multi-million dollar seafront mansions owned by Larry Ellison, David Geffen, Paul Allen and assorted small-time Russian money launderers on Malibu's famous Carbon Beach are on full seismic alert ahead of Wednesday's Libra Full Moon. A...
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Funny story: Fuck-you-shima Meltdown Could Trigger Earthquake On Juan de Fuckyou Tectonic Plate

Fuck-you-shima Meltdown Could Trigger Earthquake On Juan de Fuckyou Tectonic Plate

Sasquatch Ass, Washington - Geologists at the Eatshiti Tectonic Institute in Washington Stare are warning of a major earthquake in the Pacific Northwest. The scientists claim any radiation from the burning Fuck-you-shima Nuclear Plant in Japan will...
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Funny story: Cities West of San Andreas Faults Sink

Cities West of San Andreas Faults Sink

LOST ANGELES, SUNK FRANSISCO, SAN DIEGONE, PASSEDADENA - An earthquake measuring 11.4 (not a typo) on the Richter Scale has officially sunk the cities of Los Angeles, San Fransisco, San Diego and various other settlements west of the notorious San An...
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Funny story: San Andreas Fault Apologizes

San Andreas Fault Apologizes

California - The San Andreas Fault stepped forward recently in Sacramento and acknowledged guilt for the 1906 San Francisco earthquake and admitted that it may be behind a future devastating earthquake in California a.k.a . "The Big One." Speaking...
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Funny story: San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

San Andreas Fault To Be Repaired In 2010

The San Andreas Fault, the continental transform fault that runs roughly 800 miles through California in the United States, and which forms the tectonic boundary between the Pacific Plate and the North American Plate, is to be mended next year. Th...
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Funny story: San Andreas Fault Identified as 'crack in nation's ass' to Disappear from Earth Dec.21, 2012!

San Andreas Fault Identified as 'crack in nation's ass' to Disappear from Earth Dec.21, 2012!

Los Angeles,Ca/ Doomsday News - In yet another apocalyptic scenario, the History Channel reported last night that the end is near for most of California and the nation's butt crack is doomed to slide off into the pacific. Weather channel minister...
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