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Australians asked to vote on what century it is

The Australian government will issue a postal plebiscite (kind of a questionnaire for plebs) to ask Australians to vote on what the date is. Dogged by claims of being out of touch, Prime Minister Malarkey Bullshite indicated in federal parliament...

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Texas to make Blasphemy a Capital Offense

Funny story: Texas to make Blasphemy a Capital Offense

AUSTIN (Kitteh Network News) After a weekend full of harsh criticism on the internet for advising state employees to ignore the Supreme Court ruling in favor of marriage equality, Governor Greg Abbott and Attorney General Ken Paxton wasted no time in...

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Innocent gay teens exposed to sleazy side of mainstream

"It started with that bottle of tequila" says Danny, jumping as his new husband unexpectedly puts a comforting hand on his shoulder. Danny is an 18 year old fine arts major at Northeastern University, here in Vegas with his Boston posse for the weekend. We find him dressed to kill in a slimming sheer black tank top and extra-short shorts, exiting The Love-Shack Temple of Love on the arm of a ta...

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South Carolina AG: Marriage Should Be Between A Man And Pre-Teen Bride Of Choice

CHARLESTON, S.C. - A judge issued the first gay marriage licenses in South Carolina on Wednesday, even as the state attorney general asked the U.S. Supreme Court to step in and block the action by defining marriage as the legally recognized union...

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John Boner Switches Position On Gays

Funny story: John Boner Switches Position On Gays

In the past, Speaker of The House of Representatives John Boner said," Listen, I believe that marriage is the union of one man and one woman," Boehner said. "All right. It's what I grew up with. It's what I believe. It's what my church teaches me. An...

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Godzilla Supports Gay Marriage

Funny story: Godzilla Supports Gay Marriage

Superstar Godzilla recently sat down with Starpower's Lisa Lenard and when she asked him about gay marriage a pretty chill Godzilla says he totally supports it. "Look, I'm the last guy that should be denying anyone anything. I mean, when I come...

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Michigan Explains Why It Will Now Allow Same-Sex Marriages

Funny story: Michigan Explains Why It Will Now Allow Same-Sex Marriages

ANN ARBOR, Michigan - The state of Michigan has just announced that it will now allow same sex couples [i.e. a guy and a guy or a gal and a gal] to enter into holy matrimony. The state's thousands of same-sexers cheered so loudly that people livin...

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Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Funny story: Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Canal Street, the area of Manchester frequented by the LGBT community, has only one corner shop, Azeef's; umbrella sales at this shop have increased four hundred fold since UKIP's announcement that gay marriage causes floods. "I'm thinking of sell...

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Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Funny story: Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce. "It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the firs...

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Gay Married Couple Sued By Gay Ex-Fiancee

Funny story: Gay Married Couple Sued By Gay Ex-Fiancee

A gay couple who recently got married in California are being sued by one of their ex-boyfriends. "Steve proposed to me over a year ago and we planned to get married once it was legal for same-sex couples to do so", stated Jared Letcher of Las Ve...

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Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Funny story: Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Jackson, WY Allegedly evil ex-vice president Dick Cheney announced today that he would be attending the Bob Jones Seminary in order to receive religious orders to become a practicing minister. The waterboarding enthusiast will conduct weddings for...

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Many Gay Marriages Are Hard!

Funny story: Many Gay Marriages Are Hard!

Gay marriages are having a hard time because, most say, marriage means commitment, and most of them have never tried that over a long period of time. "This is Rash Limbo and I'm giving it my two cents worth." "Now don't turn away. After all, I...

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Gay Couple To Wed, Both Say They Are Virgins

Funny story: Gay Couple To Wed, Both Say They Are Virgins

Both Billy Ray Smith and Roger Wentworth say they are virgins who want to get married. "I know such a thing is uncommon these days", stated Roger. "But we both have high moral standards." "That's so sweet, Roger." "Right back at you, Billy R...

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Gay Men 'Saving Themselves' For Marriage - On The Rise

San Francisco, Ca - A new study shows more gay men are waiting to 'tie the knot' before they 'thread the needle'. Researchers at The Assbury Institute have determined that the 'risqué', 'wanton' behavior towards sex many heterosexuals believe to be...

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Justice Scalia Turning Into Gargamel from "The Smurfs" Before Our Very Eyes

Longtime conservative United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is apparently morphing into a living caricature of Gargamel, the perpetually-plotting yet ever-frustrated hedge wizard slash homeless man antagonist from "The Smurfs." "It'...

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Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

Funny story: Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

With the recent legalisation of gay marriage, Coronation Street bosses have written the most unique fictional wedding in history as Roy Cropper and Haley Patterson tie the knot in a full church wedding. "Roy and Haley had a civil partnership back...

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Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Funny story: Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Parliament passed the bill that legalised gay marriage in the UK, albeit with some stumbles along the way. News of the bill's passing was greeted by high-pitched cheers from the assembled, and well dressed, crowd outside the Houses of Parliament.

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Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

Funny story: Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

YUMA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio was named the Grand Marshal for Yuma's 49th Annual Gila Monster Parade. The self-proclaimed most famous sheriff in America rode on a saguaro cactus float along with Governor Jan Brewer and...

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