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Funny story:  Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Umbrella sales increased on Canal Street

Canal Street, the area of Manchester frequented by the LGBT community, has only one corner shop, Azeef's; umbrella sales at this shop have increased four hundred fold since UKIP's announcement that gay marriage causes floods. "I'm thinking of sell...
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Funny story:  Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Gay Couple About to Divorce Over In-Laws!

Ronald House says that he and his married partner, John Eberton are probably going to get a divorce. "It's his nosy mother Sarah, she has spoiled him rotten and now she expects me to do the same thing. She didn't want us to get married in the firs...
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Funny story:  Gay Married Couple Sued By Gay Ex-Fiancee

Gay Married Couple Sued By Gay Ex-Fiancee

A gay couple who recently got married in California are being sued by one of their ex-boyfriends. "Steve proposed to me over a year ago and we planned to get married once it was legal for same-sex couples to do so", stated Jared Letcher of Las Ve...
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Funny story:  Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Dick Cheney To Become Minister in Order to Marry Gay Couples

Jackson, WY Allegedly evil ex-vice president Dick Cheney announced today that he would be attending the Bob Jones Seminary in order to receive religious orders to become a practicing minister. The waterboarding enthusiast will conduct weddings for...
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Funny story:  Many Gay Marriages Are Hard!

Many Gay Marriages Are Hard!

Gay marriages are having a hard time because, most say, marriage means commitment, and most of them have never tried that over a long period of time. "This is Rash Limbo and I'm giving it my two cents worth." "Now don't turn away. After all, I...
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Funny story:  Gay Couple To Wed, Both Say They Are Virgins

Gay Couple To Wed, Both Say They Are Virgins

Both Billy Ray Smith and Roger Wentworth say they are virgins who want to get married. "I know such a thing is uncommon these days", stated Roger. "But we both have high moral standards." "That's so sweet, Roger." "Right back at you, Billy R...
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Funny story:  Gay Men 'Saving Themselves' For Marriage - On The Rise

Gay Men 'Saving Themselves' For Marriage - On The Rise

San Francisco, Ca - A new study shows more gay men are waiting to 'tie the knot' before they 'thread the needle'. Researchers at The Assbury Institute have determined that the 'risqué', 'wanton' behavior towards sex many heterosexuals believe to be...
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Funny story:  Justice Scalia Turning Into Gargamel from "The Smurfs" Before Our Very Eyes

Justice Scalia Turning Into Gargamel from "The Smurfs" Before Our Very Eyes

Longtime conservative United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia is apparently morphing into a living caricature of Gargamel, the perpetually-plotting yet ever-frustrated hedge wizard slash homeless man antagonist from "The Smurfs." "It'...
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Funny story:  Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

Coronation Street's Haley Cropper to get married again

With the recent legalisation of gay marriage, Coronation Street bosses have written the most unique fictional wedding in history as Roy Cropper and Haley Patterson tie the knot in a full church wedding. "Roy and Haley had a civil partnership back...
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Funny story:  Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Gay Divorce yet to be legalised

Parliament passed the bill that legalised gay marriage in the UK, albeit with some stumbles along the way. News of the bill's passing was greeted by high-pitched cheers from the assembled, and well dressed, crowd outside the Houses of Parliament.
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Funny story:  Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio Says No To Same Sex Marriages

YUMA, Arizona - Maricopa County Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio was named the Grand Marshal for Yuma's 49th Annual Gila Monster Parade. The self-proclaimed most famous sheriff in America rode on a saguaro cactus float along with Governor Jan Brewer and...
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Funny story:  Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

Grandfather's progressive views on homosexuality overshadowed by calling it "the gay"

New Martinsville, WV--Attendants at the Deutmeyer family dinner reported mixed emotions Thursday night, as the progressive stance on homosexuality of Martin Deutmeyer, 84, was marred by family patriarch referring to homosexuality as "the gay", "the q...
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Funny story:  Governor Jan Brewer and The Subject of Same Sex Marriages

Governor Jan Brewer and The Subject of Same Sex Marriages

PHOENIX - Governor Jan Brewer has just issued her latest governor's directive which she feels will help to get her re-elected. The governor recently appeared on The Viagra View and she was interviewed by Larry King. King asked her how she felt...
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Funny story:  Colorado Now Allows Gay and Lesbian Couples To Marry While Smoking Pot At Their Wedding

Colorado Now Allows Gay and Lesbian Couples To Marry While Smoking Pot At Their Wedding

DENVER - In an unprecedented move that no doubt will resonate with chants of 'How about us?' in the Left Coast state of California, the Colorado senate has just passed a law approving same sex-marriages. State spokesperson Sterling P. Tiggletucker...
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Funny story:  Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed

Pinochle Marriage Rules to be Changed

Annapolis MD: The governing board of the American Pinochle Association (APA) has proposed updating this old French card game to encompass the 21st Century concept of same sex marriage. A Pinochle deck of 48 cards consists of two copies for each o...
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Funny story:  Don't Ask/Do Tell: Chick-full-A You Know What Comes Home To Roost Again, And This Time It's Not Personal, Just Business As Unusual

Don't Ask/Do Tell: Chick-full-A You Know What Comes Home To Roost Again, And This Time It's Not Personal, Just Business As Unusual

Retrograde-fil-A-Hole, Ga. - More or less, mild and crazy cause why guy Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy publicly aired his anything but easily digested (to anyone with half a brain, and/or, perhaps, anything close to an overcooked 1/4 pounder, with cheese, and, of course, fries with that, otherwise lodged in their gullet, and/or, upon request, collectively sitting in someplace or thereabouts for m...
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Funny story:  Same sex marriage, now same person marriage?

Same sex marriage, now same person marriage?

In times past it would be called a sexual deviance, but today many people are worried that it will be yet another that gets labeled an "orientation". Heterosexual, homosexual, pansexual, metrosexual, and now autosexual? The sexual attraction to ones...
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Funny story:  Congressman Barney Frank Marries James Ready In Boston

Congressman Barney Frank Marries James Ready In Boston

BOSTON - The city of Boston is home to the NBA Celtics and the MLB Red Sox and now it is also home to the very first high-profile political same-sex marriage. Massachusetts Governor Deval Patrick officiated at the marriage ceremony between Congres...
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