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Cameron on nepotism charges as yet another relative slums it on Masterchef

Funny story: Cameron on nepotism charges as yet another relative slums it on Masterchef

London - "It was bad enough last year," a No 10 deep throat whispered, "when one of Sam Cam's little bastard brothers, Luigi 'The Squid' Mussolini, got into the semifinals - and landed the top grace 'n' favor catering spot at the Olympic Village.

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Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

Funny story: Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

The Prime Minister is recovering following an incident during the early hours of this morning in Downing Street when he was attacked by an intruder in his home. Thrown through a ground floor window the quick thinking Prime Minister then managed to st...

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Cameron Diaz to marry British Prime Minister David Cameron

Funny story: Cameron Diaz to marry British Prime Minister David Cameron

Men have been trying to pin her down for years, and now she has finally cracked. The hair-raising star of 'There's Something About Mary' Cameron Diaz has agreed to marry the British Prime Minister David Cameron, after a whirlwind romance. They me...

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OMG! Sam Cam once dated Liam Fox, Jeremy *unt and David Laws before settling down with Big Dave

Funny story: OMG! Sam Cam once dated Liam Fox, Jeremy *unt and David Laws before settling down with Big Dave

London - A new book published this week lays bare Sam Cam's love life before she married her knight in shiny armour. It paints a vivid picture of a political groupie hardwired by DNA to land a top bloke. Some of her dates fell quickly by the wa...

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Dilemma Llama

Further to the breaking story submitted on 24 April 2012 where Mr Cameron and Mrs Nikki Cameron (nee Mr Clegg) declared their civil partnership to the world,is the amazing revelation that the couple are looking to adopt a Drowning Street Llama to rep...

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Price For 'Dinner With The PM' To Be Reduced!

Funny story: Price For 'Dinner With The PM' To Be Reduced!

The Prime Minister has announced that the £50,000 per head price being charged to have dinner with him at 'Number 10' is to be reduced to just £20,000. The decision to significantly reduce the dinner prices follows adverse publicity over the weeke...

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Furious catfight as Samantha Cameron and Sally Bercow both claim inspiration behind Commons' 'Top Totty' beer

Funny story: Furious catfight as Samantha Cameron and Sally Bercow both claim inspiration behind Commons' 'Top Totty' beer

London - Described on the handpump as 'a stunning blonde beer, full-bodied and voluptuous' the Strangers Bar guest ale is hardly an Ann (48GG-38-44) Widdecombe tribute tipple judging by the semi-naked Bunny Girl pic emblazoned on the tap. Tonight...

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David Cameron reconsiders Euro Veto after rumours of 'wife swapping club'

Funny story: David Cameron reconsiders Euro Veto after rumours of 'wife swapping club'

David Cameron has secretly reconsidered his decision to veto the Eurozone agreement, not because Coalition Deputy Prime Minister Nick Flegg threw a wobbly and poured arsenick in his tea but because he overheard the French foreign minister talking abo...

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Samantha Cameron and Kate Middleton 'are Italian sisters'

Funny story: Samantha Cameron and Kate Middleton 'are Italian sisters'

London - The true extent of the Italian crisis was revealed today as genealogy experts in exotic genome strains published a comparison of the two women's DNA. "They've got the same Dad, these two little minxes," Royal Freak Hospital emeritius pro...

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Sam, Cam, & The Seven-hundred-thousand Pound Plan

Here at Back and to the Left news we are dedicated to bringing you more examples of politicians pissing your money into the wind. Since playing a 1-1 draw with the Lib Dems at the 2010 general election, the home of the British Prime Minister has undergone a complete refurbishment. David Cameron has lost his battle to continue lying to the public about how much it cost for his wife's re-fit to 1...

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Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Funny story: Andrew Coulson Received Food Parcels from News International - He Hated Sam Cam's Cooking

Further political embarrassment has been heaped on the Prime Minister David Cameron, as it has been revealed that during Andy Coulson's whole tenure as the Head of Communications for Downing Street, he was receiving regular food parcels from News of...

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London Riots; David Cameron Accused of Orchestrating Riots After a Tiff With His Wife on Their Tuscan Holiday

In shocking new low for UK politics, the prime minister has been accused, following investigations by website Yummy Mummy, that he engineered the London riots so that he could come back early from his Tuscan holiday. The nation is reeling as even...

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Cameron 'darkie' gaffe

Funny story: Cameron 'darkie' gaffe

David Cameron has landed himself in fresh controversy after being overheard talking about 'darkies' in the Brixton branch of vision express. Simultaneously, his wife Samantha fanned the flames by walking into Mothercare and asking for a 'Coon'. Ho...

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There's A Bad Moon On The Rise for Sam Cam's 40th on Monday

Funny story: There's A Bad Moon On The Rise for Sam Cam's 40th on Monday

London - A chilling Libra Full Moon and ominous Mars/Saturn clash mark the start of Samantha Cameron's fifth decade on Monday. "It's a stark astrological dilemma, like," a Downing Street tarot consultant said today, "and it's gnawing away at Sam's...

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WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

Funny story: WTF? Thompson/Venables cover-up dominates yet another Prime Monsterial agenda

London - "Utter bollox!" is how sources close to the Cabinet Orifice described it today. The response comes as a conspiracy theory website threatens to publish DNA data 'that has held four consecutive British Prime Monsters to ransom'. Yeah, ri...

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Calendar Girls Style Nude Calendar to be Released by MP's wives - Thank you Sally Bercow!

Funny story: Calendar Girls Style Nude Calendar to be Released by MP's wives - Thank you Sally Bercow!

It appears Sally Bercow has a lot to answer for! Her risque photos in front of Big Ben have inspired other MP's wives and partners to get in on the act! A 'Calendar Girls' style calendar to be released as part of this year's Comic Relief celebrati...

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Downing Street ratcatcher wants to probe Sam Cam pussy

Funny story: Downing Street ratcatcher wants to probe Sam Cam pussy

London - (Sinking Ship News): Is the seat of government really overrun with vermin spoonfeeding yet more deception to a gullible British public? Today's arrival of a pest control operative saw Downing Street officials' relief at the prospect of tr...

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Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

Funny story: Worries over Samantha Cameron - the woman behind our Nepotistic... I mean National Coalition Government!

David Cameron is a direct descendant of King William IV and his mistress Dorothea Jordan. This illegitimate line consists of five generations of women on his father's maternal side starting with Elizabeth Hay, Countess of Erroll née FitzClarence,...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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