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Funny story: Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Shebby Singh explains 'Global Advisor' role at Blackburn Rovers

Blackburn Rovers Global Advisor Shebby Singh broke his silence today to explain what his job title actually means. Speaking to Robbie Savage on BBC radio phone-in 606 (nicknamed moan-o-moan in the football industry) he finally revealed the answer...
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Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 18th September 2012

Football Gossip & comments 18th September 2012

Ace Michael Owen nets thief after watching raid on CCTV Full Story: The Sun He's got used to watching the action sitting down after being on the bench at Man United for so long... Felippe 'Big Phil' Scolari wants to return to manage in England after getting the push from Palmeires.... Full Story: Talksport Big Phil looking for a big job, I suggest he watches this space at West Ham to replac...
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Funny story: Sam Alllardyce Confident About West Ham's Future

Sam Alllardyce Confident About West Ham's Future

New West Ham boss Sam Allardyce is confident that he will follow in the footsteps of Alan Pardew, Gianfranco Zola and Avram Grant and not return the famous club to their former glory. The East London club have failed to finish higher than 9th plac...
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Funny story: 'Northern Bastard' Allardyce sacked by West Ham

'Northern Bastard' Allardyce sacked by West Ham

West Ham have terminated the contract of manager Sam Allardyce with immediate effect. East End owner David Sullivan claims to have been led down the garden path by Big Sam and told reporters: "We found out on Twitter that he is a dirty Northern...
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Funny story: Bubble Bath for Allardyce

Bubble Bath for Allardyce

Bouncing bubbles greeted new West Ham manager Sam Allardyce as he stepped from cloud nine on his journey to Upton Park where he was to meet the loyal supporters of West Ham United. Before throwing Sam (whose American Uncle is well known in the Sta...
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Funny story: Big "Sam" changes his name

Big "Sam" changes his name

BLACKBURN Rover's manager Allardyce has changed his name, according to Lancashire County Court officials. Contrary to popular opinion, he was actually christened "Big" by his parents in 1936. "Sam" became his nickname in primary school for no particu...
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Funny story: Big Sam talks about managing Real Madrid, his new player and how he "caught Blackpool napping"

Big Sam talks about managing Real Madrid, his new player and how he "caught Blackpool napping"

Big Sam clearly's had a week to remember. Following allegations "he's ready to be the next Real Madrid manager", he added to the list of quotes by stating "they caught Blackpool napping," Big Sam, who during the match was in the Premier Inn Suites...
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Funny story: Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

Rafa Benitez gesture to Sam Allardyce explained

The controversial gesture made by Liverpool FC manager Rafa "Chief Akimwolo" Benitez at the Blackburn dugout last week has been identified, not as implying that the game was over, but as an ancient Aztec gesture. The Liverpool manager has been rec...
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Funny story: Liverpool Boss In Big Sam Drink Slight

Liverpool Boss In Big Sam Drink Slight

Big Sam Allardyce has complained that Rafa Benitez did not meet him for a drink after the recent Liverpool v Blackburn match. "It's so typical of the bloke. Any decent English bloke knows a few beers after the match is the way it's done. He just i...
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Funny story: Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Hull City Premier League Title Tilt Over, Concedes Phil Brown

Hull City manager Phil Brown has reluctantly conceded that, in the wake of his side's 2-1 home defeat to fellow strugglers Blackburn Rovers this very afternoon, the Tigers' tilt at the Premier League title is over for another season. Brown spoke t...
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Funny story: Sam Allardyce is Grandson of Al Capone

Sam Allardyce is Grandson of Al Capone

Shock hit the premiership today as the Blackburn manager Sam Allardyce revealed that his grandfather was in fact, famous mafia head Al Capone. "Yes, he was my grandad" confirmed Allardyce, "We visited him a few times when he was on Alcatraz, but t...
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Funny story: Blackburn Stick with Araldite

Blackburn Stick with Araldite

Blackburn today announced that their new manager would be ertswhile saviour of Newcastle United, big Sam Araldite. The appointment ushers in a new era at Ewok Park, and Big Sam has pledged to play the attractive, attacking style that brought sever...
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Funny story: Sam Allardyce To Make Reebok Return

Sam Allardyce To Make Reebok Return

Sam Allardyce, the brilliantest Bolton Wanderers manager in recent history, is set for a shock return to the Reebok Stadium, after supporters besieged the club's website calling for the immediate sacking of ginger-haired failure, Gary Megson. Megs...
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Funny story: Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Hull City To Become The 'New Bolton Wanderers'

Experts claim Premiership newboys Hull City are the 'new Bolton Wanderers' and bear all the hallmarks of the Trotters, being physical, gritty, resilient, and prone to booting the ball forward rather than pass...
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Funny story: Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce Found Stuck in Door Frame at St. James' Park

Sam Allardyce was found today, trying to squeeze out of a door frame he had got stuck in. According to staff at Newcastle United, Big Sam has been in the door frame ever since he was sacked.
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Funny story: Caine throws Allardyce off car park

Caine throws Allardyce off car park

MICHAEL Caine has thrown "Big" Sam Allardyce off a multi-storey carpark in Newcastle to confirm the end of the former-Bolton boss's tenure at St James's Park.
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Funny story: Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen Called Up By England Despite Horrific List Of Injuries

Michael Owen has been included in the England squad for the vital Euro 2008 qualifying games against Estonia and Russia, despite the fact that he is injured.
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Funny story: Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

Manchester United Star Duncan Edwards' Dudley Pub Is Flattened

A pub in Dudley that was renamed in 2001 to honour the memory of one of the town's favourite sons, has finally been demolished, much to the chagrin of locals who have been "up in arms".
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