A retired senior police officer from Gateshead has been arrested on suspicion of stalking, talking and salt.
Former Chief Supt Ralph Condiment was held after a man and woman complained of being followed and subjected to a barrage of irrelevant tal...
The average size of a family motor car in Britain has increased by over 30 per cent during the first three months of this year, according to road surveys carried out by teams of weight watchers and nosey-parkers.
In 2011 and 2012, the average car...
New York, NY - The state of New York is moving to ban assault shakers, according to a spokesman from the governor's office, Mr. Harry Pepper.
"We have no issue, now, with salt shakers. But who, in their right mind, needs an assault shaker?", Mr.
A lab based at Brunel University has confirmed the new species of "Super Slug" has developed a resistance to salt.
The vile slugs, which can grow up to three feet in size, have seen their numbers increase rapidly since first sighting in April.
Washington DC: Congress has banned the sale, transportation and production of salt in the USA. Pickle, potato chip and pretzel manufacturers, chefs, fish processors and various US frost-belt snow removal companies have filed federal court challenges,...
WITH parts the nation's travel network still reeling due to the freezing weather, it has been revealed even Downing Street has not been left unaffected by the big freeze that has gripped the UK.
At an emergency Downing Street press conference cal...
A four year old boy is in intensive care today after a five hour operation to restore his brain back into his head.
The boy's mother told us, "I kept telling him not to pick his nose because his brain will fall out, but he wouldn't listen!"
West Berkshire Council today ran out of road salt for the roads around Newbury, and resorted to a novel solution - vehicles fitted with tyres made solely from bacon.
'The bacon ploughs have been designed to get through the toughest conditions,' sa...
A row has broken out after it was disclosed that instead of using road salt sourced in Britain, a company was intending to import it from Spain. As a new wave of snow struck the nation, salt suppliers have let slip that they will now be sourcing sal...
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