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Funny story: Local Man Questions Wisdom Of David Cameron's "Hug A Hoodie" Approach

Local Man Questions Wisdom Of David Cameron's "Hug A Hoodie" Approach

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, somewhat out of the loop recently, today caught up on the news of escalating violence across the UK, when he finished work. An amazed Shuttlecock, having recently resumed the joys of cycling, (Not that that's relevant)...
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Funny story: BBC Haunted by Roy Castle

BBC Haunted by Roy Castle

It has emerged that the ghost of Roy Castle has been haunting BBC Television Centre in London's White City since his death from lung cancer in 1994. Former Blue Peter presenter Konnie Huq recalls how she was regularly disturbed by the parping of a...
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Funny story: BBC high earners WILL relocate from London to show solidarity

BBC high earners WILL relocate from London to show solidarity

As the BBC "ooooopppp North" relocate from the centre of Manchester to Peel Holdings Place, otherwise known as Media City in Salford, the higher-paid executives earning more than the Prime Minister, so derided by the licence fee-payers for not appear...
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Funny story: Hazel Blears Gets Reality Check

Hazel Blears Gets Reality Check

Diminutive former cabinet minister and MP for Salford, Hazel Blears, got slightly more than she bargained for when she went out and about in Salford, Greater Manchester, to woo the voters. Showing the electorate that she was 'one of the people' pl...
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Funny story: Hazel Blears Vote of Confidence

Hazel Blears Vote of Confidence

Hazel Blears survived a vote of no-confidence last night, and will remain as MP for Salford. Initially, the people of Salford were upset at Blears, who has repaid the thirteen thousand pounds she fiddled out of the expenses system in Whitehall. Ho...
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Funny story: Salford Man In Sixth Floor Window Protest

Salford Man In Sixth Floor Window Protest

Ecstasy turned to agony for Salford man Mickey Finn in the early hours of this morning. Finn,38 had been up all night celebrating Manchester United's 3-1 triumph at the Emirates last night and looking forward to a trip to Rome for the CL Final. Mr...
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Funny story: Youngest ever Rally Champion

Youngest ever Rally Champion

Dwayne Piper has become the world's youngest rally champion aged just thirteen. The youngster from Salford, near Manchester came first in the Welsh leg of the RAC Rally, a full ten seconds ahead of his nearest rival. "It was immense," said Pipe...
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Funny story: Pirates seize boat off Salford Quays in Greater Manchester

Pirates seize boat off Salford Quays in Greater Manchester

Pirates have boarded and seized a boat in the dock harbour in Salford, Greater Manchester. The three pirates, Jezza, MC Dipstick and The Buzzcoq, all from the uptown, downmarket Moss Side suburb of Manchester and heavily armed with knives, guns, t...
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Funny story: Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Ross Kemp Goes Missing In Salford

Ex East-Enders actor Ross 'The Real Deal' Kemp was reported missing today whilst filming Ross Kemp On Gangs in Salford. A distraught production assistant who declined to be named for fear of reprisals said: 'We tried to warn Ross that this was...
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Justin Bieber and North Korean Leader On Same Fantasy Basketball Site

Pop star Justin Bieber and North Korean despot Kim Jong Un are both on the same fantasy basketball website, battling it out in cyberspace over the comic collection Kim says Justin ripped him off on.

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