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Holy smoke! Pope confirms Joseph P Kennedy sainthood move

Funny story: Holy smoke! Pope confirms Joseph P Kennedy sainthood move

Santa Monica Lewinsky, California - "Sure is a miracle he never got busted," a US Justice Department source tweeted as the news of the American wartime ambassador to the Caught of St James's canonisation spread. Joseph P Kennedy, paterfamilias of...

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Vatican considering Nevada Brothel owner for Sainthood

Funny story: Vatican considering Nevada Brothel owner for Sainthood

The ANSA news agency reported that a commission of cardinals and bishops met Tuesday to consider Brazil's Cardinal Odilo Scherer's case to consider Joe Conforte, founder and retired owner and operator of the famous Nevada brothel, the Mustang Ranch f...

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Pope John Paul II to be cannonized sainthood - by a little help of the manhood

Funny story: Pope John Paul II to be cannonized sainthood - by a little help of the manhood

In today's Washington Post it was reported that Pope John Paul II has moved even closer to becoming a saint. Evidentially the beatification will be held on May 1st. To be granted the highest honor of the Catholic church there must be indisputabl...

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Gromit to be made a Saint

Funny story: Gromit to be made a Saint

Following the recent events in Chile that has shown the world the miracle of the rescue of 33 miners who were buried 2,000 feet below the Atacama desert in a Copper mine, the Chilean president, Sebastian Pinera has given thanks to everyone who enable...

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Catholics Refuse Republicans Request To Canonize Ronald Reagan

Funny story: Catholics Refuse Republicans Request To Canonize Ronald Reagan

The Catholic Church today rejected the Republican Parties attempt to have Ronald Reagan canonized as a saint. The Republicans have been striving for some time to win over the Church to their viewpoint of Reagan as being divine, but the Catholics...

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Salman, Aamir and Shahrukh finally become Saints

Funny story: Salman, Aamir and Shahrukh finally become Saints

You could call it a casting coup of sorts with all three Khan's in the same film a delight for film fan's all over the world. After playing countless Hindu based roles the three King Khan's of Bollwood Shahrukh Khan, Salman Khan and Aamir Khan, have...

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Pope canonizes Obama - calls him a real saint

Funny story: Pope canonizes Obama - calls him a real saint

THE VATICAN - Pope Benedict added 5 new saints to the Catholic Saints roster on Sunday then before he rested he added one more name to the list - that of US President Barack Obama. The Pope said he got the idea to include Obama's name after canoni...

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Pope Benedict Moves To Make "Saint" Bill Clinton.

Funny story: Pope Benedict Moves To Make "Saint" Bill Clinton.

(Washington-DC) It's difficult to say who was more surprised when the Vatican announced that it would begin the process of sainthood for William Jefferson Clinton, forty-second President of the United States: Bill Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary...

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Goody to Become Saint

Former 'Big Brother' contestant and tabloid revenue-stream Jade Goody is to be beatified by His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI, it was announced today, in recognition of her tireless work to benefit race relations. The move, which is the result of a c...

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