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Funny story: Atos canonised by the Catholic Church

Atos canonised by the Catholic Church

Atos, the French company that has been charged by the Department for Work And Pensions to determine the disability payments for the people of the UK will be canonised by the Catholic church after a criticism from leader of the opposition, Ed Milliban...
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Funny story: Turks demand St George back

Turks demand St George back

Saint George, the Patron Saint of England, is the subject of a heated repatriation debate between England and Turkey. "Saint George is a Turkish Saint," said Fasulye Tepe, the Turkish Consulate based in London. "We, the Turkish people, are affront...
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Funny story: Pope John Paul II Beatified In Rome

Pope John Paul II Beatified In Rome

Pope John Paul II, leader of the Catholic Church for over a quarter of a century, was finally beatified in Rome. Beatificiation is the process where people who are alive decide that a dead person is actually a saint, and elevate them to that level t...
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Funny story: Berlusconi expects beatification for services rendered to teenage girls

Berlusconi expects beatification for services rendered to teenage girls

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has told Pope Benedict that he expects to be beatified on his death. The Italian Lothario, who will turn 75 in September, believes that he merits beatification because of how happy he has made, and still is...
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Funny story: Scientists Learn Why 13th Century Saint Rose of Viterbo is Dead!

Scientists Learn Why 13th Century Saint Rose of Viterbo is Dead!

Legend has it that 13th-century cool chick Rose of Viterbo stood for hours on a raging pyre without being burned, which is one kick-ass party trick, and could see into the future. What was not known was why this fun-at-parties momma is dead. Rose...
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Funny story: Former Pope Moved Closer To Sainthood By Miracle

Former Pope Moved Closer To Sainthood By Miracle

Pope Benedict XVI moved controversial wartime pontiff Pius XII closer to sainthood by declaring him "venerable" in a surprise announcement on Saturday. Plus he also stated that it was officially recorded that Pius XII once change wine into water.
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Funny story: Pope Benedict Moves To Make "Saint" Bill Clinton.

Pope Benedict Moves To Make "Saint" Bill Clinton.

(Washington-DC) It's difficult to say who was more surprised when the Vatican announced that it would begin the process of sainthood for William Jefferson Clinton, forty-second President of the United States: Bill Clinton, Secretary of State Hillary...
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Funny story: April 24th to be Dragon's Day

April 24th to be Dragon's Day

The British Government has announced that in the interests of fairness and to comply with the essence of anti-discrimination legislation, April 24th will now be deemed to be Dragon's Day. They are concerned that pressure to celebrate Saint George'...
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Funny story: Tony Blair Made Into A Saint

Tony Blair Made Into A Saint

Former Prime Minister Anthony 'Joan of Arc' Blair was today made into a saint by Pope Benedict XIII. Pausing briefly from polishing his collection of looted Nazi artwork in his humble cottage in Rome, the Pontiff said: 'Mr Blair will become the fi...
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Funny story: Pope Bestows Beatification on Saint Barack the First

Pope Bestows Beatification on Saint Barack the First

President Barack Hussein Obama will now be known as St. Barack the First. Pope Benedict announced the Beatification this morning in a press conference from the Vatican. This is an unusual move as, traditionally, new saints must first be dead. Th...
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