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Ahoy There! The Hot Game for Sailing Enthusiasts

Funny story: Ahoy There! The Hot Game for Sailing Enthusiasts

'Ahoy There!' - the new adventure board game, has just been released. Designed for 4 - 8 players, a the purpose of the game is to navigate one's way around the Atlantic Ocean, and the Mediterranean Sea, from port to port, collecting different varieti...

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America's Cup Ends in Tie

The much-delayed and increasingly less-anticipated but long-promised Last and Final Race of the 34th running of the America's Cup epic sailing Regatta thing on scenic San Francisco Bay Wednesday decided absolutely nothing. A collision between Emir...

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Sperm Whale Spotted In Lake Erie

Funny story: Sperm Whale Spotted In Lake Erie

CLEVELAND - In an astounding sighting, several people sailing on Lake Erie have reported seeing a sperm whale in the freshwater lake. One of the individuals, Wexford Spillovich, 48, said that he and his brand new bride Kylee Tina, 43, were sailing...

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Cruise Lines Agree on Regulatory Body

Funny story: Cruise Lines Agree on Regulatory Body

CEO's of the worlds cruise lines announced their cooperation with a newly empowered regulatory agency. "Maritime law and international waters have made a regulatory agency nearly impossible to form. That is why the top cruise lines have agreed to...

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The Longest Night (Skoobs writing comp)

Funny story: The Longest Night (Skoobs writing comp)

On the 11th of November, 1911, a passenger ship, the S.S. Titnatic set sail for the Isle of Wight. It would not reach its destination. This is the story of that night. 16:00HRS: Petty officer Spike Huff shouted orders for the Stevedores to undo the hawsers and let go. The lead Stevedore did let go, choking his workmates and making them retch with the pungent smell. Tugs rallied alongside...

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Huge fans will be used to rid the Olympics of pollution

Funny story: Huge fans will be used to rid the Olympics of pollution

With the sun finally coming out for the final few days of the Olympics, a new problem has emerged, with pollution set to make breathing dangerous for athletes. "Ozone levels are so high," said Boris Johnson, Mayor of London, who has decided to rem...

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President Obama Orders a Hooker

Funny story: President Obama Orders a Hooker

Immediately following a lengthy meeting in the Oval Office with the Director of the U.S. Secret Service Mark J. Sullivan, President Obama decided to order a hooker. Sources say his meeting with Sullivan lasted nearly four hours. It follows a rece...

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Whales mimic stricken vessel

Funny story: Whales mimic stricken vessel

In an unusual display of solidarity for it's stricken protectors, a small gam of whales have formed a protective circle around the a stricken Sea Shepherd Conservation Society (SSCS) vessel. The MV Brigitte Bardot was hit by a rogue wave in the Sout...

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Shylock Humes And The Narwhal's Tusk Scrimshaw, Part Two

Funny story: Shylock Humes And The Narwhal's Tusk Scrimshaw, Part Two

The man who stood in our doorway was breathing heavily. A swarthy, weathered leathery face with a cudgeled nose peered out from beneath a forward-tilted ancient green billycock hat and from between luxuriant long side-whiskers of the sort formerly termed Piccadilly weepers. The dark visage was screwed up as if it faced an Atlantic storm, rather than our humble sitting-room. A shiny, blue serge dou...

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British Shipping Danger as Lighthouse Subsidy Is Cut

Funny story: British Shipping Danger as Lighthouse Subsidy Is Cut

British ships faces being left in the dark when they approach hazardous Irish waters, it is feared. As a result cost-cutting exercises, the UK Government is reducing payments to the Commissioners of Irish Lights (CIL). The annual subsidy has been...

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Lady Godiva Sails Round Hyde Park Serpentine Single Handed

Funny story: Lady Godiva Sails Round Hyde Park Serpentine Single Handed

Friends, family and a bloke from Middlesborough, celebrated the return of Booker Prize Winning writer Lady Godiva. As her peddalo arrived at the key side in Hyde Park, a very tired Lady Godiva said she was glad to be back on dry land. From a h...

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16-Year Old Female American Sailor Rescued

Funny story: 16-Year Old Female American Sailor Rescued

Failing in her attempt to sail around the world, sixteen year old Abby Sunderland was rescued by a ready, willing and able group of young Somali Pirates who had managed to sail several thousand miles out of their own jurisdiction just for the privile...

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Yo Ho Ho, Get Off My Ass!

THOUSAND OAKS, CA - Teen mariner Abby Sunderland, whose attempt to become the youngest person to sail around the world was thwarted when her craft's mast broke in heavy seas in the Indian Ocean, has been rescued from her parents and is being held in...

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Recreating Capt Bligh's 'Bounty' voyage - Brit mutineers

Funny story: Recreating Capt Bligh's 'Bounty' voyage - Brit mutineers

A group of men attempting to recreate the epic 7,000 km (4,350 mile) voyage of Captain William Bligh have had an embarrassing setback, one of their crew has mutinied! The would be mutineer, 18-year-old Brit Christopher 'Ginger' Wilde, disappeared...

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Jamaican Fleet Sails to UK to Rescue Stranded Air Passengers

Funny story: Jamaican Fleet Sails to UK to Rescue Stranded Air Passengers

Due to one rather untimely volcanic eruption in Iceland, and with what may now also be an extended grounding for air travel into and out of the UK, those wishing to travel where neither tires nor trains go, has become just a little problematic. B...

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Dutch girl's solo voyage banned for being too boring

Funny story: Dutch girl's solo voyage banned for being too boring

A Dutch court has stopped a 14-year old girl from sailing round the world, because 'sailing round the world is the most boring thing to get in the news, year after year, it's a totally uninteresting thing to do.' 'What next? The first dyslexic pot...

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Paddle manufacturer closes Shit Creek Plant stranding billions

Funny story: Paddle manufacturer closes Shit Creek Plant stranding billions

Today, residents of Shit Creek were dismayed to discover that the areas last, and only employer is about to go into 'liquidation'. The 'Paddle Manufacturers' were forced into closure by a combination of cash flow problems and paradoxically, a hug...

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Drunken Sailors To Protest Against Their Removal From Nursery Rhyme

Funny story: Drunken Sailors To Protest Against Their Removal From Nursery Rhyme

A mass demonstration by Drunken Sailors has been planned after key lyrics were removed from a nursery rhyme by a government-funded books project, after they were deemed "offensive". The Bookstart charity claims the words "Drunken Sailor", and the...

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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