London - Monday's clash between the Sun and Jupiter promises a massive karmic twist the Agency's Iraq Desk number crunching division warned today.
The planets' square angle in 'fixed' signs of Leo and Taurus takes place at 14.41GMT - co-incidental...
London - (Saddam Ass Mess): Dame Eliza Banningham-Muller is to testify before the Chilcot Inquiry in a gloves-off, no-holds-barred poodle-bash.
The former head of MI5 is to reveal that Tony Blair was paid fifteen million quid by the Ruler of Kuwai...
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