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Sacramento, California Police Pass Law Not Allowing African Americans To Carry Cell Phones At Night.

Funny story: Sacramento, California Police Pass Law Not Allowing African Americans To Carry Cell Phones At Night.

Due to the scandal of police having shot an unarmed black man multiple times in the back in his own grandmother's back yard while holding a cell phone that officers mistook for a gun the Sacramento Police Department has inaugurated a ground-breaking...

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Snowden Spotted in Sacramento Cafe

In yet another twist in the PRISM leaks scandal, it appears that Edward Snowden never actually left the United States, and is in fact hiding out in Sacramento, California. Sources are now saying that Snowden only mailed his cell phone to Hong Kong a...

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Sacramento's Tent City to Promote Tourism

Funny story: Sacramento's Tent City to Promote Tourism

In an effort to shed the negative connotations of shanty-dwelling, Tent City has incorporated and is in the progress of establishing a Chamber of Commerce. "We're trying to establish a system of trade here," Said Floyd "Bud" Smucker, "so far we ha...

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Super Size Me? HELL YA!

Funny story: Super Size Me? HELL YA!

(Sacramento, Calif)- Remember the ground breaking documentary where Morgan Spurlock tried to eat nothing but McDonald's for 30 straight days? Me too, is that guy the biggest dumbfuck or what?...

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Reggie Theus New Sacramento Kings Head Basketball Coach

Funny story: Reggie Theus New Sacramento Kings Head Basketball Coach

The Sacramento Kings have been in existence in Sacramento for only 23 seasons. Reggie Theus was announced today as their 21st head coach. Considering that one coach led the team for eight seasons, longevity is not sure thing for this club.

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Schwarzenegger and his Dumbells

Funny story: Schwarzenegger and his Dumbells

Sacramento, California...

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California "Dumbs Down" Jury Instructions

Funny story: California "Dumbs Down" Jury Instructions

Sacramento -- New, simpler jury instructions are being implemented by the California Judicial Council. Expressions heard over and over in television courtroom dramas such as "Beyond a Reasonable Doubt" are being be dumbed down to "Pr...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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