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19 Members of A Senior Citizens Home In Idaho Taken To The Hospital After Engaging In A Twerking Contest

Funny story: 19 Members of A Senior Citizens Home In Idaho Taken To The Hospital After Engaging In A Twerking Contest

POCATELLO - The director at Pocatello's Au Gratin Potatoes Senior Citizens Home, Artie Knoxmelon, 49, has apologized to the families of 19 of his residents. Knoxmelon told the news media that he had seen Miley Cyrus twerking on a television show a...

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Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

Funny story: Gold Is Discovered In California's San Andreas Fault

SAN LUIS OBISPO, California - A group of Boy Scouts recently camped on the infamous San Andreas Fault, which runs roughly 800 miles from the town of Monterey to Bakersfield. Scout Leader Roscoe Loxahatchee stated to American Spotlight Magazine tha...

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New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

Funny story: New car-parking spaces in Dorking car-park

Dorking car-park, the biggest tourist draw in Dorking, is to get some new car-parking spaces. "We've had the disabled and parent and child spaces for quite some time," said councillor Hampton Herrington. "We've also recently put in the motorcycle...

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'Curse of the Tiger Woods SUV' as Kentucky Derby runner-up jockey Michael Baze found dead

Funny story: 'Curse of the Tiger Woods SUV' as Kentucky Derby runner-up jockey Michael Baze found dead

Louisville, Kentucky - Conspiracy nuts said today the jockey's 2010 model was a dead ringer for Tiger Woods' own SUV that triggered the Elin Nordegren Night Clubbing rumpus. The 24 year-old rider was found on Tuesday, slumped behind the wheel of h...

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Tiger Woods and His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning a Thanksgiving Day Wedding

Funny story: Tiger Woods and His New Lover, Alyse Lahti Johnston, Are Planning a Thanksgiving Day Wedding

WINDEMERE, Florida - It appears that Eldrick Tont Wood's golf game isn't getting any better but his 'off-the-course' 'ball' game seems to be doing okay as evidenced by his latest much-younger, white, blonde girlfriend 22-year-old Alyse Lahti Johnston...

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Exxon to give away a SUV with each fill up

Funny story: Exxon to give away a SUV with each fill up

Top Exxon executives announced today that they have come up with a plan that will give a SUV with each fill up, a move that top brass says is their way to give back to the American people.

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Global Warming Discovered On The Sun

Funny story: Global Warming Discovered On The Sun

Global Warming, a process much discussed in the Al Gore narrated film "An Inconvenient Truth," has been discovered on the Sun. Scientists with the Atmospheric Sciences Lab (ASL) at White Sands Missile Range (WSMR) have discovered that the...

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John Edwards Wants Us To Give Up Our SUV's

Funny story: John Edwards Wants Us To Give Up Our SUV's

(Washington) - John Edwards, Democratic Senator, presidential hopeful and rich idiot, today said that the U.S. was the worst polluter and called for Americans to give up their SUV's.

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Gore Gets Hummer; Tipper Sore

Funny story: Gore Gets Hummer; Tipper Sore

Former Vice-President Al Gore today admitted that ice skater Tara Lipinski gave him a Hummer. Gore's wife, Tipper, refused to comment on the matter, but reports suggest she is very angry at her husband.

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Google brings precognition to the desktop

Funny story: Google brings precognition to the desktop

Google MindReader, utilising the company's recently developed Cyberspace Thought Transference Protocol (CTTP) is the latest application to be offered by the internet search company.

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