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'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

Funny story: 'Fellatio Cafe' is slated to open in Switzerland and will feature a high-priced cup of coffee with some little something included as a bonus

The 'Fellatio Cafe', set to open in Geneva, Switzerland, by end of the year, will allow its customers to order a coffee before choosing a prostitute on their iPads. Men will have to pay more than £40 for the hot, robust drink and lascivious sex act,...

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Readying For Olympics, Police In Brazil Arrest Prostitutes With Braces

Funny story: Readying For Olympics, Police In Brazil Arrest Prostitutes With Braces

Men traveling to Brazil for the Olympics this summer breathed a sigh of relief today. A crackdown on hookers with braces in Rio de Janeiro rounded up 170 mostly female sex workers sporting the dangerous dental devices. Brazilian Director Of Touris...

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Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Funny story: Hillary's Latest Trash-Talk! Clinton Equates "Feel the Bern" with Gonorrhea

Having had little success calling into question her chief political rival's personal integrity or agenda in light of her own checkered political past, Democratic presidential contender Hillary Clinton recently resorted to some good, old-fashioned tra...

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Penicillin Ineffective For Computer Virus

Funny story: Penicillin Ineffective For Computer Virus

Silicon Valley - Despite its well-known effectiveness against some viral diseases such as syphilis and bacterial infections caused by staphylococci and streptococci, Penicillin is completely ineffective against computer viral infections. This fa...

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The Vice President Comes Out Against Disease Research

Funny story: The Vice President Comes Out Against Disease Research

In a recent interview with MSNBC, Vice President Joe Biden made the startling proclamation that all disease research should be stopped, other than those related to curing sexually transmitted diseases. Biden claims that research targeting the cure...

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Duck Dynasty Family Signs Up For Obamacare!

Funny story: Duck Dynasty Family Signs Up For Obamacare!

The bearded and possibly inbred Robertson clan from "Duck Dynasty" signed up for Obamacare this morning with little to no trouble, says a family spokesperson. "It took like twenty minutes tops for the whole family!" said distant second cousin Red...

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Derek Acorah speaks to the Duke of Wellington during spirit walk to his own toilet.

Funny story: Derek Acorah speaks to the Duke of Wellington during spirit walk to his own toilet.

The television psychic claims he was randomly approached by 'The Duke' following an unintended 'Spirit Walk' during a restless night after a wine and cheese-fondue dinner party. After they had exchanged pleasantries, Wellington noticed the medium...

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Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Funny story: Kardashian's Doctor Warns of Asteroids around Kim's Uranus

Reportedly looking for alternate ways to still play the victim and stay in the press over the Kris Humphries breakup, Kim Kardashian's personal trainer Sven Glutsen says that the family doctor has recommended that Kim come in for a sexually transmitt...

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Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

Funny story: Superman blamed for super gonorrhea, Kent sought

The Center for Disease Control is investigating mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, who sometimes straps on a cape and claims to be Superman, of the planet Krypton, in connection with the spread of a new antibiotic-resistant strain of gonorrhea. "T...

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Calls for Sexually Transmitted Diseases to be floated on the stock market

Funny story: Calls for Sexually Transmitted Diseases to be floated on the stock market

For the first time in over a decade there has been a drop in the number of new sexually transmitted infections in England, figures show. The Health Protection Agency says increased screening for diseases like chlamydia has helped. For the first t...

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Dose of Crabs hits 200 at Bognor Holiday Resort

Scores of guests at a holiday camp in Bognor Regis, Sussex, have come down with a dose of crabs. The dose swept through the popular resort as it was packed with 5000 holidaymakers and staff. Bosses have ordered an immediate deep cleaning and d...

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Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

Funny story: Women to put Condoms on Cucumbers

The relationship between humans and vegetables is a long and complex one. As many as 1 in 5 cucumbers are purchased for use not as food but as a sex toy. A fact that was possibly the best kept secret of the cucumber industry. However, the e-coli o...

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Lady and The Tramp Slam Humans

Funny story: Lady and The Tramp Slam Humans

Lady, cinema's famous Cocker Spaniel and international pet advocate, has weighed into the recent research findings that humans who sleep with their pets can catch their diseases. Flanked by her rascally consort, Tramp, the voluptuous canine pant...

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Tramp Stamp Barcodes Slow Spread of STD's

Funny story: Tramp Stamp Barcodes Slow Spread of STD's

Tramp stamps are predicted to reduce STD's by 75% over the next 5 years thanks to a new barcoding system that can quickly pull up your new lover's STD history. The technology is still new, but the idea is spreading like herpes on a pirate ship.

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Bedbugs Go to the Opera in NYC

Funny story: Bedbugs Go to the Opera in NYC

They've shown up in stores, movie houses, Broadway theaters, schools, and judges' chambers. Apparently now the little critters have decided they want some culture. It was announced recently that bedbugs have been discovered in some isolated areas o...

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"Disease Free Pee-Pee" and "Wee-Wee" Bracelets Banned at High School

Funny story: "Disease Free Pee-Pee" and "Wee-Wee" Bracelets Banned at High School

While "I [Heart] Boobie" bracelets are catching a lot of flak from adults who say their teen children shouldn't be wearing them even if it is to promote a good cause, i.e. fighting breast cancer, there are now two other bracelets that are creating a...

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Janine Lindemulder: "I'll pee in a cup to prove I'm not on drugs." Cup: "I hallucinated for 16 hours afterward."

Funny story: Janine Lindemulder: "I'll pee in a cup to prove I'm not on drugs." Cup: "I hallucinated for 16 hours afterward."

Janine Lindemulder, the 42 year old who used to be paid to be filmed having sex, is madder than an Oscar winner with an unfaithful husband, and has come out swinging against Babydaddy Jesse James, allegedly because he has the good sense NOT to hand o...

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Gay Community to Get New Generation of Prophylactics

Funny story: Gay Community to Get New Generation of Prophylactics

The Sexually Transmitted Disease Control Administration (STDCA) today announced a new and more stringent set of standards for prophylactics designed for homosexuals. Assistant to the Deputy Director of Human Penetration, Dr. Dooky Mouser, address...

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