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May vs Corbyn: Election Fashion

Fashion on the long winding election road seems to be deadly important. It matters little to none if a politician is able to deal effectively with the EU or our upcoming Brexit begging but it does matter to the wider public what type of shoes their w...

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Former footballer Stan Collymore quits Labour Party, joins SNP and changes name to Hamish McSporran in protest at 67 Labour MPs voting to bomb Daesh

Funny story: Former footballer Stan Collymore quits Labour Party, joins SNP and changes name to Hamish McSporran in protest at 67 Labour MPs voting to bomb Daesh

The Labour Party said goodbye to former Liverpool and Bradford City striker Stan Collymore as he dramatically changed his allegiance to the SNP, even though he's never lived in Scotland. Collymore was protesting about the fact that some Labour MP...

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Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Funny story: Labour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban

Following the SNP's cheeky scuppering of David Cameron's plans to relax the fox hunting ban, even though the plans would bring the law in England into line with Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn gave a press conference this afternoon to give the masses his tak...

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Shock of SNP's secret plan

Funny story: Shock of SNP's secret plan

From our Scottish reporter Josh Wacktavish comes news that will cement the Union between England and Scotland. Agreed with an incoming Labour government are plans to provide an interest free loan to Greece to save it's ailing economy. This is the...

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General Election Red Herring: Piers Morgan Wins Alex Salmond Nationalism Award

Piers Morgan is not only one of the UK's most lovable and highly respected journalists; he has now been given an award from Alex Salmond for his sterling contributions to the Scottish Nationalist cause. Salmond groans: "Personally, when I say...

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Andy Murray Crowns Himself New SNP Leader

Funny story: Andy Murray Crowns Himself New SNP Leader

Still riding high off the aftermath of his #indyref tweet, Andy Murray has voted himself in as the new SNP leader, despite having left Scotland nearly a decade ago. With the old leader Alex Salmond mysteriously missing from the party, speculation...

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Alex Salmond Promises Scottish Only Music Charts On Independence Free of English Queerness

Funny story: Alex Salmond Promises Scottish Only Music Charts On Independence Free of English Queerness

After a tough week in which critics and supporters both agreed that he hadn't fared well in the first live television debate, Alex Salmond has decided to go for the youth vote, promising that never again will Scotland have to listen to the Top 40 wh...

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Britain on the move

England is to detach Scotland from it's seabed if voters choose in favour of independence at upcoming referendum. The plans which had been crudely scrawled on the back of a No.10 embossed napkin surfaced upon twitter this morning. They outline th...

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SNP to open chain of hairdressing salons

Funny story: SNP to open chain of hairdressing salons

Alex Salmond today revealed plans for The Scottish National Party to open a chain of hair and beauty salons around Scotland. The move follows on from yesterday's comments made by celebrity hairdresser, Nicky Clarke, who said that "Scots are not...

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Independent Scotland 'wouldn't flood', claims Sturgeon

There would be no flooding in an independent Scotland it was claimed today. The bold statement was made by Deputy First Minister Nicola Sturgeon, who was making a speech from somewhere up really, really high. "This just goes to prove yet another diff...

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"Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."

Funny story: "Alex Salmond would do well to remember Panama.."

A friend told me about a week or so before we left that he couldn't quite believe it was actually happening and weren't we concerned about racism. I recall frowning with genuine confusion. It wasn't as though John had ever been one to over-dramatise, that always fell to his wife, Lucy, and even as we had this conversation, she was frantically talking to her mother, advising her where the 'Meni...

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First Scottish embassy to be sited at Fishmongers Hall

Funny story: First Scottish embassy to be sited at Fishmongers Hall

Edinburgh - Police are probing reports that some very fishy-sounding people have taken over the Scottish government and are preparing to open the country's first embassy in a souped-up former aquarium at London Bridge. Fishmongers Hall is the SNP...

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SNP plot to top the Queen with Carpet Burns Night shagathon

Funny story: SNP plot to top the Queen with Carpet Burns Night shagathon

Norfolk - A succession of Scottish Nationalist toy boys is lining up for a turn on the Sandringham shag pile according to reports. Tradition dictates representatives of Scotland's fittest under-21s gets a go at pleasuring the Queen to celebrate un...

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SNP To Introduce Posh Git Tax

Funny story: SNP To Introduce Posh Git Tax

SNP leader Alex Salmond is set to announce a major new income generating measure as his first action since his party's landslide election victory last week. The First Minister is to announce what has already been identified as anti English legisl...

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Alex Salmond Dedicates SNP Triumph

Funny story: Alex Salmond Dedicates SNP Triumph

Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has dedicated his party's stunning victory in last week's Holyrood elections to the Liberal Democrats' current boss Nick Clegg and Labour's former leader Gordon Brown. A delighted Salmond was quick to attribute p...

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SNP Deny Anti English Sentiment

Funny story: SNP Deny Anti English Sentiment

Victorious SNP leader Alex Salmond has moved quickly to deny that there is any anti English bias in his party. The First Minister stated : "Despite our comprehensive victory in the elections which gave us a clear majority in Holyrood, I can rea...

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Alex Salmond To Star In West End

Funny story: Alex Salmond To Star In West End

Triumphant Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has been tipped to make his debut on the West End stage in a new production of "Alice In Wonderland". After seeing his party make major gains in the Scottish elections to such an extent that a...

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Alex Salmond Urged To Get Tougher

Funny story: Alex Salmond Urged To Get Tougher

Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond has been criticised for not doing more to tackle anti social behaviour during live coverage of first minister's questions on February 24th, 2011. Angry viewers from all over the country phoned in to the...

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