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Funny story: SEC Chairman Denies Porn Problem: "Employees Capable of Chewing Gum And Masturbating At Same Time"

SEC Chairman Denies Porn Problem: "Employees Capable of Chewing Gum And Masturbating At Same Time"

SEC Chairman Mary Schapiro, stunned by accusations that dozens of her employees, some making more than $200,000 a year, were not sleeping at the job during the financial crisis after all. According to reports, they were wide awake and fully aroused...
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Funny story: "I Work At the SEC, and I Like To Party"

"I Work At the SEC, and I Like To Party"

Several recent news reports have unveiled a little known employment benefit at the Securities and Exchange Commission. Regardless of boom or bust conditions in the banking industry or in the open stock market, you can apparently surf porn sites at yo...
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Funny story: Bush's Uncle Bucky is one big crook: SEC lawsuit

Bush's Uncle Bucky is one big crook: SEC lawsuit

Washington DC - (Rotters): The Securities and Exchange Commission has filed a lawsuit alleging President Bush's Uncle Bucky is one big crook who creamed off $20 Million in a defense contractor fraud scam from an illegal stock-option timing scheme...
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"I Made Up Global Warming" Admits Gore

"I needed a new campaign hook and that bit about me inventing the Internet just wasn't going to fly so I just thought up that one," said Al Gore, Nobel Prize winner and former Vice-President.

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