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SAT scores above 550 to re-education camps! GOP announces 2012 platform

Rick Santorum, candidate for president of the United States of America, announced this morning that he had introduced a plank in the GOP 2012 platform to send all high school students with a SAT score above 550 to re-education camps. "What we don't n...

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Teachers To Boycott School

Funny story: Teachers To Boycott School

Teachers have decided to bunk off school. The announcement was met with chants of "No More School!", "Sats Your Lot" and "Schools Out!" The teachers have become upset at the way the schools are being run. Education chiefs were quick to condemn the...

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SATS Test Fiasco Inquiry Board Scratches Head

Funny story: SATS Test Fiasco Inquiry Board Scratches Head

A Ministry of Education inquiry, headed by Lord Dorkbungler, into the chaos affecting the Sats tests taken by school pupils in England this summer can't make its mind up about what went wrong. Exam' watchdog chief, Dr. Ken Crunt, labelled by the...

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Education Minister admits why SATS have been abandoned

Funny story: Education Minister admits why SATS have been abandoned

In a statement issued earlier today, the Secretary of State for Education, Ed T'es Tecles has actually admitted why the SATS tests for 14-year old schoolchildren have been abandoned. The Minister had to admit that they weren't abandoned because ev...

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Government learns from ETS Europe SATS exams fiasco

Funny story: Government learns from ETS Europe SATS exams fiasco

The result of late test results, missing exam papers, dissatisfied exam markers and even the use of full-fat milk in tea has taught the government a valuable lesson. A senior spokesman for the Department for Education and the Engagement of Expensi...

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SATS tests are too taxing, says teacher

Funny story: SATS tests are too taxing, says teacher

Standard Assessment Tests (SATs) are too difficult, say Britain's teachers, who struggle to mark the papers.

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