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Ryder Cup golfer scores hole in one or two news stories

Funny story: Ryder Cup golfer scores hole in one or two news stories

The brother of Masters champion and Ryder Cup star, Danny Willett, has inadvertently let the establishment off the hook, in an article he initially wrote about the Home Office Select committee. Peter Willett, a schoolteacher from Sheffield and n...

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Ryder Cup Congratulations

Funny story: Ryder Cup Congratulations

Congratulations to the European team for winning the Ryder Cup at Gleneagles, Scotland. Yeah, right! The top players from several European nations played against the United States. Sure. As though the European countries didn't already outnumber the United States, the Scots must have had the golf course hot-wired for their European team. When you see a golf ball headed for the cow past...

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Ryder Cup Cancelled as Tiger Woods Spits on Burning Tunisian Green Man

Funny story: Ryder Cup Cancelled as Tiger Woods Spits on Burning Tunisian Green Man

In his latest car wreck, Tiger Woods has now caused the cancellation of the next Ryder Cup. The 2012 Ryder Cup was scheduled to be held at the Medinah Country Club outside of Chicago just prior to the 2012 Presidential elections. Every day it looks m...

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Drunk Woman Enlivens Dull Ryder Cup

Funny story: Drunk Woman Enlivens Dull Ryder Cup

Andi Panday has made national headlines by appearing drunk during an interview at the Ryder Cup, turning the dullest, most boring golf tournament on the planet into the second most dull and boring golf tournament on the planet. Ms Panday of Garfor...

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Italian Golfing Greaseballs Thwarted At Ryder Cup

Funny story: Italian Golfing Greaseballs Thwarted At Ryder Cup

The Italian Golfing Greaseballs, Edoardo and Francesco Molinari, after bragging that they would go undefeated in Ryder Cup competition, went down like spaghetti doused in olive oil in the final round of Ryder Cup competition. Edoardo, who was matc...

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Ryder Cup Yip Chipped Away by Hunter Mahan

Funny story: Ryder Cup Yip Chipped Away by Hunter Mahan

So close and yet so far. All the United States needed from their final player Hunter Mahan was half a point, a tie, to win the Ryder Cup. Asked why he put Hunter Mahan in that most important spot Captain Corey Pavin said: "I went to Hunter Mahan's we...

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Wales to get World Cup following successful Ryder Cup spell

Funny story: Wales to get World Cup following successful Ryder Cup spell

The World Cup in Brazil has been cancelled after officials didn't want the Cup games to be linked with promoting the image of stroppy forward Robinho. Instead, they're coming to a place which loves football as much as Gordon Brown loves David Cameron...

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Ryder Cup delayed by Rain. Welsh PM: "Ha!"

Funny story: Ryder Cup delayed by Rain. Welsh PM: "Ha!"

The Ryder Cup has ground to a halt this morning, as the competition was greeted by traditional Welsh weather. The one time people wanted the infamous Welsh Weather to smile, the Heavens opened as Day One of the Ryder Cup ended up being postponed.

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Ryder Cup Kicks off In Wales But Most Swinging Takes Place off the Course!

Funny story: Ryder Cup Kicks off In Wales But Most Swinging Takes Place off the Course!

Traditional Wale Watchers were not surprised today to see the kickoff of the International Ryder Cup Golf matches take place in the rain! The course was dotted with thousands of colorful BLACK brollies borne by UK fans who flocked to Newport, Wal...

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Sports Event Consultants make 'shit' of Ryder Cup facilities

Funny story: Sports Event Consultants make 'shit' of Ryder Cup facilities

The Ryder Cup is facing a major set back after players facilities in Celtic Manor were left in pools of stagnant water and faeces. The Ryder Cup committee have a terrible mess on their hands. "We were all set to go here in Wales until we decide...

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Tiger Woods Takes Early Lead In Ryder Cup With 18 Ho'les To Play

Funny story: Tiger Woods Takes Early Lead In Ryder Cup With 18 Ho'les To Play

Tiger Woods and his entourage of 18 Ho'les arrived early Monday morning by private jet at the Celtic Manor in Wales to acclimate themselves for this weeks Ryder Cup competition. While most members of his team were accompanied by their wife or select...

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Ryder Cup Tiger Woods Canadian Foley as Canada Legalizes Prostitution

Funny story: Ryder Cup Tiger Woods Canadian Foley as Canada Legalizes Prostitution

For all of us average hackers it seems weird that the 'God of Golf' Tiger Woods is now changing his swing. As a 12 year old Tiger Woods broke or tied the Masters record and then went on to win the US Open at Pebble Beach by 12 shots. Tiger Woods play...

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Li-Lo and others given "Second Worst punishment imaginable"

Funny story: Li-Lo and others given "Second Worst punishment imaginable"

Having ruled out the whole "It's a small world" punishment, Barack Obama has forced off the rail celebrities to face another punishment: to play in this year's Ryder Cup tournament. Many of the drunken celebrities are unable to hold a golf club, l...

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Tiger Woods Named to US Ryder Cup Team; Pakistani Bookies Make European Team 1001- 1 Underdogs!

Funny story: Tiger Woods Named to US Ryder Cup Team; Pakistani Bookies Make European Team 1001- 1 Underdogs!

PGA officials are looking into the suspect naming of Tiger Woods to the US Ryder Cup team after unusual betting patterns emerged in Pakistan making the Tough European Team overwhelming UNDERDOGS. Woods, who hasn't played a decent match in his 5 C...

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Wynona Ryder planning greatest comeback ever

Funny story: Wynona Ryder planning greatest comeback ever

New York, NY - Winona Ryder has announced in an exclusive interview with Jail Birds magazine that she will rob a Walmart store (the daddy company of Asda) next month in her home city in Long Island. Ryder was convicted in 2005 for robbing a clothe...

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Colin Montgomerie To Become Fattest Europe Ryder Cup Captain

Funny story: Colin Montgomerie To Become Fattest Europe Ryder Cup Captain

Colin Montgomerie, the portly 51-year-old Scot, has won the fight to become the European Ryder Cup captain for the championship to be staged in Wales in 2010, and will be the fattest man ever to do so. He is even fatter than Ian Woosnam! Monty,...

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Muhammad Ali To Captain Europe 2010 Ryder Cup Team

Funny story: Muhammad Ali To Captain Europe 2010 Ryder Cup Team

Muhammad Ali, the former World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, has tonight been selected as the European team captain for the 2010 Ryder Cup event to be staged at the Celtic Manor Resort on the outskirts of Newport in South Wales. Ali, who was introd...

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Lee Westwood Calls American Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger A "Wanker"

Funny story: Lee Westwood Calls American Ryder Cup Captain Paul Azinger A "Wanker"

Beaten European Ryder Cup golfer Lee Westwood, complained bitterly today about the ungentlemanly conduct of the galleries at the Valhalla course, and described US team captain Paul Azinger as a "wanker". Westwood, from Sheffield, was speaking afte...

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