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Funny story:  He's the brash, public face of Ryanair, but who is Michael O'Leary?

He's the brash, public face of Ryanair, but who is Michael O'Leary?

With so much negative press about him, I was a little apprehensive about facing Michael O'Leary. He'd agreed to meet me for brunch at a stylish bistro in Grafton Street. Despite a hazy mental image of his face, I recognised him the instant he came through the door. The swagger, the expensive suit, the manic eyes: they all announced The Man. He ordered us both a full Irish breakfast and a select...
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Funny story:  Madonna to be completely naked by end of MDNA world tour

Madonna to be completely naked by end of MDNA world tour

Madonna has told friends that she will be completely stark, bollock naked by the last concert of her MDNA world tour. Madge, 53, was condemned and mocked in equal measure last week when she made a right tit of herself when bearing her right tit, i...
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Funny story:  New Irish budget airline launched with new mottos and plenty of fee-paying extras

New Irish budget airline launched with new mottos and plenty of fee-paying extras

A new budget Irish airline has been launched that plans to compete with other existing budget Irish airlines. Called RyeandHair Underground Airways (not to be in any way confused with other Irish airlines of a similar name such as Aer Lingus or Ai...
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Funny story:  BryanAir introduce a step tax

BryanAir introduce a step tax

BryanAir, the airline that gives you more for more, or less for less, depending on the starting point, is to introduce a step tax. "The concept is very simple," said Ryan Heir, the chairman, spokesman and sometimes pilot of the low-cost, slow-coac...
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Funny story:  Bryan Air to show free in-flight movies

Bryan Air to show free in-flight movies

Bryan Air, the cheapest of the budget airways is to show in flight films free of charge. This is an unusual move by the low-cost airline renowned for charging for everything else above and beyond the price of the ticket. "Ordinarily," said OfAi...
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Funny story:  Bryanair to pay airport staff 50p per overweight hand luggage bag spotted

Bryanair to pay airport staff 50p per overweight hand luggage bag spotted

Airport staff are being offered a 50p bonus for every Bryanair passenger they catch with oversized or overweight hand luggage. The new scheme at Liverpool John Lennon Airport encourages handlers to crack down on passengers, who then have to pay th...
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Funny story:  Cryhan Air build the world's biggest plane

Cryhan Air build the world's biggest plane

Cryhan Air, the budget airline based in Ireland, have commissioned the world's largest aircraft. "People thought that the 777 was the biggest plane around," said Ryan Chair, CEO of Cryhan Air. "No longer. We've commissioned the 881, which will be...
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Funny story:  X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court

X-Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary taking RyanAir's Michael O'Leary to court

The presenter of popular premium rate telephone number television programme "X-Factor", the suited and booted Dermot O'Leary, is suing RyanAir's Michael O'Leary as a result of the number of times he's been attacked by members of the public thinking h...
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Funny story:  Irish Airspace Closed Down After Ryanair Boss Erupts

Irish Airspace Closed Down After Ryanair Boss Erupts

All flights from UK airports were cancelled indefinitely after Ryanair chief executive Michael O'Leary erupted in the early hours of the morning, sending clouds of expletives and obscenities miles up into the air. O'Leary, who has become increasin...
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Funny story:  Ryanair Profits Up - Warns Over Next Year: Non-Fliers To Meet Costs

Ryanair Profits Up - Warns Over Next Year: Non-Fliers To Meet Costs

Controversial budget air carrier Ryanair has reported 374m euros (£325m) annual profit - 23 per cent up on last year. The strong results, to the year ending March 31, were achieved in the face of cancellations due to volcanic ash, snow and strikes...
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Funny story:  New Irish Prime Minister to be Michael O'Leary of RyanAir

New Irish Prime Minister to be Michael O'Leary of RyanAir

With the Irish economy on meltdown (+25% VAT), the members of the Dail - the Irish Parliament, have accepted RyanAir chief executive Michael O'Leary as their new Premier. Former Prime Minister Brian Cowan agreed that Mr O'Leary was the perfect cho...
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Funny story:  Airport Security

Airport Security

A complete revamp of UK Airport security has been revealed by Exiled Royal. Documents from the Home Office, and seen by our reporter, Bernie Evidence, disclose that we will be able to take whatever we want to the Airport, but that nothing will be...
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Funny story:  Cryanair charge for use of resuscitation paddles

Cryanair charge for use of resuscitation paddles

Under fire budget airline, Cryanair, have come under more criticism after a passenger nearly died on their flight back from (an airport within seventy miles of) Alicante. Paul Dearheart, 42, was travelling alone back from visiting relatives in Spa...
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Funny story:  Budget Airline May Charge For Toilet Use

Budget Airline May Charge For Toilet Use

Europe's largest budget airline, might start charging passengers for using the toilet while flying, it was announced on Friday. "One thing we have looked at in the past and are looking at again is the possibility of maybe putting a coin slot on t...
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Funny story:  Ryanair man to charge for access to house

Ryanair man to charge for access to house

A Ryanair employee is thinking of charging his wife £1 each time she uses the toilet in his house. He says the charge is necessary to keep down the cost of flushing. The employee says he is also planning to introduce pay as you go charges for the...
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Funny story:  Airlines Tax Relief: Flyers Inconvenienced

Airlines Tax Relief: Flyers Inconvenienced

A budget airline is considering charging for the use of the toilets on its flights. Ryanair has said that it may introduce a £1 charge for using the in-flight toilets. They say this will be a standing charge and it will be £2 if you want to be se...
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Funny story:  Ryanair to beat Branson with 'Outer Space for a Quid' offer

Ryanair to beat Branson with 'Outer Space for a Quid' offer

London Gatwick - Ryanair today announced that they will beat Richard Branson's 'Virgingalatic' in the race to be the first company to offer passenger trips to outer space. 'We won't be ripping off people with a quarter of a million pound ticket',...
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Funny story:  RyanAir revealed to be an airline

RyanAir revealed to be an airline

In a shock expose by the BBC's "Watchdog" program last night, it was revealed that RyanAir is actually an airline.
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