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Ryan Giggs denies riff between him and LVG!

Funny story: Ryan Giggs denies riff between him and LVG!

Co-trainer and ex Manchester United legend, Ryan Giggs, has denied there are problems between Louis van Gaal and himself because his wife is too old! A good friend of Ryan, who we found wandering around the bus station, talking to Jaggedone's CIA'...

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Man Utd coach Van Gaal kills Ryan Giggs with his bare hands to assert dominance over squad

Funny story: Man Utd coach Van Gaal kills Ryan Giggs with his bare hands to assert dominance over squad

It was supposed to be a milestone day for Football club Manchester United. With Dutch manager Louis Van Gaal returning from the World Cup to be presented to the United squad. However the day took an unusual turn when during a meeting with the player...

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Ryan Giggs smokes a joint with King Louis!

Funny story: Ryan Giggs smokes a joint with King Louis!

Ryan Giggs was spotted leaving a Dutch coastal hotel and flying as high as a local kyte-surfer after smoking a joint or two with King Louis van Gaal. Smoke got in their eyes as they discussed Man United's dreadful season and how the pair of them c...

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Ryan Giggs Sacked After Home Defeat Against Sunderland

Funny story: Ryan Giggs Sacked After Home Defeat Against Sunderland

Manchester United have sacked temporary manager Ryan Giggs after the home defeat today to Sunderland. The match ended 1-0 to the visitors. An official announcement will be made shortly. Giggs, known as Giggsy, will, like former manager Davi...

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Ryan Giggs Brings Romance Back To Old Trafford

Funny story: Ryan Giggs Brings Romance Back To Old Trafford

Manchester-Ryan Giggs or 'Giggs-y' as he insists on being called reflected sulkily on his first week in charge of Manchester United the club he's supported since he were a lad. "Oooh it were right nice, i'm dead luck-eh int I? We'll be right good aga...

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Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Funny story: Ryan Giggs Eyeing Teenage Talent

Temporary Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs is said to have his eye on a lot of teenage talent, according to reports from Manchester. Giggs is especially interested in 19 year old Kirsty Brown and 18 year old Kelly Goodwin, whom he met outside...

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Ryan Giggs' - My (Fake) Diary

2010 was a remarkable year in many ways but undoubtedly one of the greatest accomplishments of the year was reached by Ryan Giggs in his role as a Manchester United player. I recently released a book which drew from Giggs' personal diaries and gives us some great insights into the man and the changes that have taken place in his time at Manchester United so far. Read on to view some of my fa...

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Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Funny story: Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it. Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011. All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...

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Football Gossip & comments 10th July 2012

Funny story: Football Gossip & comments 10th July 2012

Various Ryan Giggs will captain Team GB football team at the Olympics. Well at least his wife will know where he is for 90 minutes. Roberto Mancini has signed a new five year contract to stay at Manchester City after interest from the Russian FA for their national job. It must have been the lovely Manchester weather and mushy peas that made his mind up. Talksport Arsenal are figh...

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Ryan Giggs to Play On for A Hundred More Years!

Ryan Giggs, the celebrated celebrity litigant and midfield maestro, has revealed to close friends and family that he wants to continue playing football until he is ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY! Giggs, a member of the much-vaunted Manchester United youth...

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Secret to Ryan Giggs's success: SEX!

Funny story: Secret to Ryan Giggs's success: SEX!

The amazing Ryan Giggs continues to confound his critics, biology, the footy world, Sir Alex Ferguson - in fact everybody who loves soccer! He has just completed 900 games for United, a feat which will never be surpassed, and still keeps popping u...

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Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Funny story: Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs has been snapped smooching a newspaper, as the floozy attempt to repair her love affair with the front page. The Celebrity Big Brother babe caused one of the biggest scandals of 2011 when it was revealed she had an eight-year affair...

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Macclesfield Town striker Ben Mills shocked by pro set-up

Funny story: Macclesfield Town striker Ben Mills shocked by pro set-up

Macclesfield striker Benjy Mills says he is shocked by the amount of free time he now has after turning professional. The 22-year-old joined from non-league side Nantwich Town last week and made his debut in the 2-1 defeat by Torquay. "It's cer...

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Man Utd welcome Giggsy back! Rooney asks: "What's all the fuss about?!"

Ryan Giggs returned to training at Man Utd today, fully aware that his team mates would have plenty of banter, gags and jokes prepared for him. Giggs was slightly nervous as he approached his team mates. After a few tense minutes, Rooney finally b...

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Close shave for Ryan Giggs

Funny story: Close shave for Ryan Giggs

It was reported in 'Gobsmacked News' this morning, that Ryan Giggs, the famous Manchester United mid-fielder (for those readers new to football) did indeed have a close shave three days ago. Apparently Giggsy picked up one of his wife's razors by...

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Ryan Giggs sex headline helps Rochdale man get his false teeth in

Funny story: Ryan Giggs sex headline helps Rochdale man get his false teeth in

A newspaper headline about Ryan Giggs' sex life has helped a man in Rochdale ease his false teeth in. Pensioner Albert Nonce, 69, has been complaining for months to anyone who would listen that his dentures were "playing up". But after reading...

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Premiership Footballers Disappointed At The Queen's Birthday Honours List

Funny story: Premiership Footballers Disappointed At The Queen's Birthday Honours List

After reading through the people to be honoured - as listed on the Queen's Birthday Honours list, a number of Premiership Footballers are extremely disappointed that their names are NOT on the list. Ryan Giggs is alleged to have commented: "It's not bloody fair, there is Mark Cavendish on the list for his services to Cycling and some really unusual ones. For example, these are some of the p...

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Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Funny story: Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Bluepill, sponsors of the Annual Sawgrass Pro-Celeb golf tournament announced today that Tiger Woods will be partnered by Welsh soccer star Ryan Giggs. The announcement came as something of a surprise to insiders, who were convinced that Tiger Woo...

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Ex-CIA John Brennan Heads Up New Militant Group

Emulating his hero Robespierre, a pissed-off Brennan leads a new faction of Contra-Deplorables. The goal is to execute via guillotine at CIA HQ all those who disagree with him.
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