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Funny story:  Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Sidebar of Shame Throwaway Celebrity Gossip 19th August 2012

Cher Lloyd walks off stage at V Festival after reveller throws bottle of urine at singer Talk about taking the piss - or in this case, throwing it. Still got it! David Beckham rakes in £13.3million from sponsorship deals. The 37-year-old earned more than £36,000 a day endorsing brands including Armani, adidas, Samsung and Diet Coke during 2011. All that and still turing up to watch every Olym...
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Funny story:  Football Gossip & comments 10th July 2012

Football Gossip & comments 10th July 2012

Various Ryan Giggs will captain Team GB football team at the Olympics. Well at least his wife will know where he is for 90 minutes. Roberto Mancini has signed a new five year contract to stay at Manchester City after interest from the Russian FA for their national job. It must have been the lovely Manchester weather and mushy peas that made his mind up. Talksport Arsenal are figh...
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Funny story:  Ryan Giggs to Play On for A Hundred More Years!

Ryan Giggs to Play On for A Hundred More Years!

Ryan Giggs, the celebrated celebrity litigant and midfield maestro, has revealed to close friends and family that he wants to continue playing football until he is ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY! Giggs, a member of the much-vaunted Manchester United youth...
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Funny story:  Secret to Ryan Giggs's success: SEX!

Secret to Ryan Giggs's success: SEX!

The amazing Ryan Giggs continues to confound his critics, biology, the footy world, Sir Alex Ferguson - in fact everybody who loves soccer! He has just completed 900 games for United, a feat which will never be surpassed, and still keeps popping u...
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Funny story:  Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs Reunited With newspaper front pages

Natasha Giggs has been snapped smooching a newspaper, as the floozy attempt to repair her love affair with the front page. The Celebrity Big Brother babe caused one of the biggest scandals of 2011 when it was revealed she had an eight-year affair...
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Funny story:  Macclesfield Town striker Ben Mills shocked by pro set-up

Macclesfield Town striker Ben Mills shocked by pro set-up

Macclesfield striker Benjy Mills says he is shocked by the amount of free time he now has after turning professional. The 22-year-old joined from non-league side Nantwich Town last week and made his debut in the 2-1 defeat by Torquay. "It's cer...
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Funny story:  Man Utd welcome Giggsy back! Rooney asks: "What's all the fuss about?!"

Man Utd welcome Giggsy back! Rooney asks: "What's all the fuss about?!"

Ryan Giggs returned to training at Man Utd today, fully aware that his team mates would have plenty of banter, gags and jokes prepared for him. Giggs was slightly nervous as he approached his team mates. After a few tense minutes, Rooney finally b...
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Funny story:  Close shave for Ryan Giggs

Close shave for Ryan Giggs

It was reported in 'Gobsmacked News' this morning, that Ryan Giggs, the famous Manchester United mid-fielder (for those readers new to football) did indeed have a close shave three days ago. Apparently Giggsy picked up one of his wife's razors by...
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Funny story:  Ryan Giggs sex headline helps Rochdale man get his false teeth in

Ryan Giggs sex headline helps Rochdale man get his false teeth in

A newspaper headline about Ryan Giggs' sex life has helped a man in Rochdale ease his false teeth in. Pensioner Albert Nonce, 69, has been complaining for months to anyone who would listen that his dentures were "playing up". But after reading...
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Funny story:  Premiership Footballers Disappointed At The Queen's Birthday Honours List

Premiership Footballers Disappointed At The Queen's Birthday Honours List

After reading through the people to be honoured - as listed on the Queen's Birthday Honours list, a number of Premiership Footballers are extremely disappointed that their names are NOT on the list. Ryan Giggs is alleged to have commented: "It's not bloody fair, there is Mark Cavendish on the list for his services to Cycling and some really unusual ones. For example, these are some of the p...
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Funny story:  Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Tiger Woods To Partner Ryan Giggs In Pro-Celeb Golf Tournament Sponsored By Bluepill

Bluepill, sponsors of the Annual Sawgrass Pro-Celeb golf tournament announced today that Tiger Woods will be partnered by Welsh soccer star Ryan Giggs. The announcement came as something of a surprise to insiders, who were convinced that Tiger Woo...
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Funny story:  Man United Fans Not Defecting To City Despite Giggs Scandal

Man United Fans Not Defecting To City Despite Giggs Scandal

A group of Manchester United fans held an emergency meeting this lunchtime in the bar at Stretford Sports Centre, with the objective of repudiating rumours that many are about to withdraw their support for the club, and defect to Manchester City, as...
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Funny story:  Hosepipe Ban Will Not Affect Ryan Giggs

Hosepipe Ban Will Not Affect Ryan Giggs

With the news that certain parts of Britain are to introduce hosepipe bans from tomorrow, with some parts being named 'Drought Areas' - a spokesman for North Wet Water has stated that Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs will not be affected. T...
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Funny story:  Man United Legend Ryan Giggs Is A Socks Addict - Family Devastated

Man United Legend Ryan Giggs Is A Socks Addict - Family Devastated

People close to Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs, reluctantly admitted that Giggsy is a socks addict, and urged him to seek treatment as a matter of urgency, before his addiction finally gets the better of him. Although never aired publicly...
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Funny story:  Fuel Price Rises Blamed On Rooney And Giggs Hair Transplants

Fuel Price Rises Blamed On Rooney And Giggs Hair Transplants

Britain's leading energy suppliers have warned consumers to expect steep price increases from August this year, possibly by as much as 19% The energy providers have attributed the rises to Wayne Rooney's hair transplant, a situation being further exa...
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Funny story:  Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Man Utd Face Major Fan Revolt

Premiership title holders are facing a major crisis as the club starts preparing for the new season. In the wake of the allegations about Ryan Giggs' personal life, thousands of disillusioned middle age women are threatening to dump the club after...
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Funny story:  Another Wronged Woman Hits Out At Ryan Giggs

Another Wronged Woman Hits Out At Ryan Giggs

Shamed Man Utd player Ryan Giggs is facing more criticism in the media after his second cousin's wife Rhondda Evans told a tabloid that she had been forced to undertake intensive counselling after realising that she was one of the few female relation...
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Funny story:  Giggs and Rooney in news again but for different reasons

Giggs and Rooney in news again but for different reasons

So, Ryan Giggs is a 'cheating dog'. Down boy! It is now reported that he had an affair with his wife's sister. How low can he stoop? Doing the dirty on his very own doorstep. Christmases and other family gatherings will NEVER be the same now th...
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