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Funny story: Ruth Kelly to be knighted in New Year Honours

Ruth Kelly to be knighted in New Year Honours

In recognition of her fabulous work serving the Labour Government, Gordon Brown has announced that Ruth Kelly will receive a knighthood, the first on his 2008 "Gordylist" for a New Year's Honour. Sir Ruth gains this second knighthood (to sit along...
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Funny story: Ruth Kelly to open to the public

Ruth Kelly to open to the public

Now that she is retiring from Secretary of State life, Ruth Kelly, the Secretary of State, has decided to open to the public as a means of generating the income lost through not being a Secretary of State any longer She said: "Many people have sai...
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Funny story: Ruth Kelly To Step Down Because People Think She Is A Man

Ruth Kelly To Step Down Because People Think She Is A Man

Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly is to step down from office in November because people think she is a man, according to a source in Whitehall. Doorman, Bernard Hodgkins-Disease, told our reporter that Miss Kelly, who has four children under the age...
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Funny story: Kelly sacked of her own accord

Kelly sacked of her own accord

Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly has announced that she has decided to be kicked out of the cabinet at the next reshuffle, expected soon after the conference season is over. Heavily over promoted by Tony Blair, the controversial Catholic made head...
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Funny story: Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

Minister to open Olympic Knitting Championships

The Minister for Opus Dei, Ruth Kelly, will be opening the UK Olympic Knitting Championships later today. Held every four years at venues throughout the world, it is the turn of the tiny hamlet of Stoke Boyler in Devon to host this prestigious eve...
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Funny story: New rail energy committee to be sponsored by opticians' society

New rail energy committee to be sponsored by opticians' society

The recently announced government committee to look into future power for the railways - The Solar Panel - headed by Transport Secretary Ruth Kelly, is to receive major sponsorship from the opticians' British Ophthalmic Anaesthesia Society.
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Funny story: Ruth Kelly Issues Home Information Pack Clarification

Ruth Kelly Issues Home Information Pack Clarification

Local Government Minster, and all round bint, Ruth Kelly has reacted to accusations that her Home Information Pack regulations are confusing and unworkable.
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Funny story: HIPS In Doubt Over London Assessments

HIPS In Doubt Over London Assessments

With just days to go before the start of the Government's phased implementation of Home Information Packs their future has again been thrown into doubt.
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Funny story: Kelly Unphased by HIPS Fiasco

Kelly Unphased by HIPS Fiasco

Despite blistering attacks on the Government's proposed Home Information Pack regulations local government minister Ruth Kelly demonstrated remarkable fortitude in the House of Commons yesterday.
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Funny story: "Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

"Britain Day & More Bank Holidays Needed" Says Ruth Kelly

Useless government minister Ruth Kelly has called for some more Bank Holidays to be added to the list of other public holidays already washed out by Britain's inclement weather. She has proposed that one of them...
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Funny story: Ruth Kelly Is New Doctor Who Assistant

Ruth Kelly Is New Doctor Who Assistant

The BBC has revealed that Ruth Kelly, and not Freema Agyeman, is to be Doctor Who's new assistant.
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Funny story: Ruth Kelly to Face Grilling by MPs Over Allowing Children In Schools

Ruth Kelly to Face Grilling by MPs Over Allowing Children In Schools

Trouble is brewing for Education Secretary and man about town, Mr Ruth Kelly, as he admits sanctioning, the dangerous move, of allowing children to attend United Kingdom scholastic establishments.
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