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Funny story:  Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

Peru's 17th Andes Artillery Regiment Is Headed To Aid The Ukraine

LIMA, Peru - The Peruvian government has just informed the press that their pride and joy the 17th Andes Artillery Regiment will be landing in the Ukraine to help them in their confrontation with the Russian military. A spokesperson for the Peruvi...
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Funny story:  Norway Tells Russia They Are Putting A Stop To The Sardine Shipments

Norway Tells Russia They Are Putting A Stop To The Sardine Shipments

OSLO, Norway - The Norwegian government has stated that they will no longer be sending sardines to Russia. The decision was made due to the fact that Russian leader Vladimir Putin is not backing off of his aggression against the Ukraine. Norway...
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Funny story:  Phone company releases phone that you can install in your dead cat

Phone company releases phone that you can install in your dead cat

Using cute animals in advertising is nothing new and is something that phone companies have been exploiting for a long time. The little known Russian telephone manufacturer "Khorosho" has taken it one step further. "We have released phone tha...
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Funny story:  Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

Idaho To Stop Shipping Potatoes To Russia

BOISE, Idaho - The state of Idaho has just informed the government of Russia that it will no longer be selling them anymore Idaho potatoes. The economic decision was based on the fact that Russia continues to go against the wishes of the United Na...
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Funny story:  Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

Russia Is Secretly Recalling 7,000 Drones Due To The Fact That The Mini-Missiles Are Falling Off

MOSCOW - Reports coming out of Russia from a highly placed but unnamed source are raising concern throughout the world. It appears that Russia had manufactured 7,000 drones that have been equipped with mini-missiles. The drones have only been i...
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Funny story:  Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Russia Orders "Chicken Kiev" Stricken From Restaurant Menus

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin has issued an executive order requiring all restaurants in Russia to strike the dish 'Chicken Kiev' from their menus. Although Putin does not need the approval of the legislative branch of the Russian Federa...
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Funny story:  Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

Putin Makes Jerk Off Motions While Speaking With Obama

It has been reported from Moscow that while discussing anything on the USA/Russian Telephone Hotline with US President Barack Obama, Russian leader Vladimir Putin makes jerk-off or wanker hand gestures to his aides. During last weeks call to Mosco...
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Funny story:  Australia's 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment Lands In The Ukraine

Australia's 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment Lands In The Ukraine

KIEV, Ukraine - The government of the Ukraine is proud to announce that the 1st Aborigines Infantry Regiment from Brisbane, Australia has just landed at the Kiev Airport. The regiment flew to the Ukraine to help defend that country against the Rus...
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Funny story:  Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

Pope Francis To Visit The Ukraine

VATICAN CITY - The Vatican is reporting that Pope Francis is making plans to visit the Ukraine. His holiness has been advised by his team of advisers not to make the trip to Kiev, but he says that he has to go in order to show the world that he is...
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Funny story:  NASA Will No Longer Provide Russia With Mechanical Parts For Her Satellites

NASA Will No Longer Provide Russia With Mechanical Parts For Her Satellites

HOUSTON - Word coming out of The Lyndon B. Johnson Space Center is that NASA will be making good on the threat they made to Russia one month ago. According to Trent Timmelfarb, NASA spokesperson, the government of Russia was told that if it invade...
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Funny story:  One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

One Ukranian soldier armed with a shovel continues to guard barracks in Crimea

Most of the Ukranian forces have pulled out of Crimea but one man remains, determined to hold his ground. First Sergeant Ihor Rodchenko is the exception. Stationed a few miles out of the provincial capital, he defiantly maintains his post. The...
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Funny story:  Russia Admits It Hacked Into Brazil's Computer System and Stole Hundreds of Secret Files

Russia Admits It Hacked Into Brazil's Computer System and Stole Hundreds of Secret Files

MOSCOW - At first Russia stated emphatically that they had no idea what the government of Brazil was talking about when they said that Russia had hacked into their national computer system. But after electronic DNA was taken from some of the file...
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Funny story:  President Obama Is Sending Vice-President Biden To The Ukraine

President Obama Is Sending Vice-President Biden To The Ukraine

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Due to the fact that the situation with Russia and the Ukraine is starting to escalate President Obama has announced that he will be sending the vice-president to the Ukraine on a look-see visit. Vice-President Biden will see fi...
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Funny story:  Vladimir Putin Says He Has Never Heard Of The Ritz and Vows To Return It To Russia

Vladimir Putin Says He Has Never Heard Of The Ritz and Vows To Return It To Russia

Moscow - Russian President Vladimir Putin on Wednesday stated emphatically that he has never been on The Ritz and in fact is not and has never been associated with The Ritz. "I do not know what Ritz is," said Putin, "I have not been on Ritz."...
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Funny story:  Ukraine Troops Vow That They Will Never Surrender To Putin's Army

Ukraine Troops Vow That They Will Never Surrender To Putin's Army

KIEV, Ukraine - Members of the Ukraine's Front Line Guards have vowed to fight the invading infidels with all of their might. Ukrainian General Ropet Kharavisk has commented that he is not afraid of Putin's powerful army because he knows that the...
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Funny story:  Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

Secret Documents Reveal That Vladimir Putin Had Made Plans To Invade Colombia

MOSCOW - An unidentified source with strong ties to upper Russian officials has revealed that he saw top secret documents concerning Russia's plan to invade the South American country of Colombia. The plans showed a date for the invasion to be som...
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Funny story:  Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

Russian, Ukraine Oligarchs Congratulate U.S. Elites

On Wednesday, Chief Justice John Roberts Jr., told the nation it was unconstitutional to say that a rich person could only give a total of $123,200 to congressional campaigns each election cycle, and to limit money going into political parties and po...
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Funny story:  Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

Baseball's umpires-in-New-York system applied to international disputes backfires and alarms The Pope

As with current major league baseball rules for challenging controversial calls, international disputes are now monitored similarly. An umpire from the US is joined by one from Russia, with the third appointed by The Vatican. The three calls to...
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