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Funny story: US House congratulates itself on action to inform, inflame, inveigle, and induce

US House congratulates itself on action to inform, inflame, inveigle, and induce

Last Thursday the US House of Representatives passed resolution HR 758 criticizing Russia on Ukraine. It passed 411-10. Yesterday the House passed a new resolution to congratulate itself on Thursday's success. This new resolution, HR 758b, is...
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Funny story: Bwahaha! Falling oil prices send Russian oligarchs cap-in-hand to Wonga

Bwahaha! Falling oil prices send Russian oligarchs cap-in-hand to Wonga

Hole in the Wall Street, Moscow - Usury is thriving once again in Moscow's financial district with payday lenders shamelessly jacking up their base rates as a surge of cash-strapped oligarchs comes a-begging following a plunge on the global price of...
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Funny story: Russian man who was given suspended prison sentence for vandalising Colosseum denies he was ever in Rome

Russian man who was given suspended prison sentence for vandalising Colosseum denies he was ever in Rome

A Russian tourist visiting the city of Rome was given a suspended jail sentence yesterday by an Italian court for committing an act of vandalism. The resident of Moscow scrawled the words "This belongs to Mother Russia" on the ancient Colosseum. T...
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Funny story: Bear necessities now include a chauffeur in Russia

Bear necessities now include a chauffeur in Russia

In a shock report from the University of Novosibirsk, Russia, it has been found that just 1% of Russian brown bears now own 60% of territory in the country. Inequality of bear wealth has increased sharply since the fall of communism. The report gi...
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Funny story: Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Sweden intel utilizes full resources on mystery submarine with spectators, waders, and bottom chasers

Sweden's hunt for its mystery submarine turned virulent today with reports the mini-submarine may have been an experimental fish launched from an Iceland or Denmark laboratory. This fish is an underwater midget marine laboratory for examining sea...
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Funny story: New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

New Blockbuster Bond Movie Set to Break Records

A new James Bond film is set to break all box office records. Called "Never Live Again Unless Once More Over The Eight" it sets out to give Bond a human face: Explained producer Erin Broccoli with his writer-director son Benjamin; "Well, we figured i...
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Funny story: Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Swedish 'Hunt For Red October' finds Russian oligarch's capsized sub

Stockholm - A bit of Cold War submersible kit found adrift off Stockholm Archipelago's murky waters may be the remains of an emergency sub that fell off Roman Abramovich's superyacht Dun Frackin a Swedish Coast Guard spokesman said today. The str...
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Funny story: Russian Takeover Of Other Nations Strategies Of Today And Tomorrow

Russian Takeover Of Other Nations Strategies Of Today And Tomorrow

2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins infiltration and takeover of eastern Ukraine, wanting to 'protect the Russians living there' who invaded centuries ago. December 2014- Russia invad...
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Funny story: Russian Jetliner Accidentally Shot Down by Louisiana Duck Hunters

Russian Jetliner Accidentally Shot Down by Louisiana Duck Hunters

An Aeroflot Airbus A330 was accidentally shot down on its approach to New Orleans by an as yet unidentified member of a duck hunting party led by Phil Robinson of "Duck Republic" fame. Said Robinson, also famous for inventing the "Duck Dictator" d...
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Funny story: Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Alexander Putin has once again lived up to his unpredictable reputation. Recent reports are breaking out of marijuana food trucks being sent into the Ukraine. US officials claim to have satellite imagery of a convoy consisting of more than 250 trucks...
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Funny story: Putin orders entire population of Russia to sit cross-legged with fingers on lips

Putin orders entire population of Russia to sit cross-legged with fingers on lips

In another attempt to increase his grip on his country, Russian leader Vladimir Putin order the entire population of the former-Soviet state to sit down where they were with their legs crossed and their fingers on their lips. Sources close to Krem...
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Funny story: Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls, survival expert, tragically broke down and entered what appears to be a catatonic state on his latest adventure in the Siberian Tundra due to the onset of hypothermia after being left alone by his camera crew for five minutes. The team w...
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Funny story: Vlad (not the Impaler?)

Vlad (not the Impaler?)

I'm so excited, having just received a present from my darling Uncle Vladimir. A collectors set of Russian Dolls beautifully crafted in his image. So cute, so accurate and just like him, so tiny. He is gorgeously unsmiling with that distant stare which some of his horrible detractors claim is cold and ruthless. But on with the list: his tiny bare chest..his bulging little muscles..his striking...
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Funny story: Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

A new movement for a special day of celebration is popular with the President, backed by Senator McCain, with enthusiasm showing in the mainstream press. The Blame Russia and Putin Day, or BRAP Day, is gathering steam. A summer day, probably in...
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Funny story: Russian TV News editor spends day with fingers in ears ignoring real world

Russian TV News editor spends day with fingers in ears ignoring real world

Chief editor of a Kremlin-controlled Russian TV news network, Igor Memkov, spent Saturday afternoon sticking his fingers in his ears and ignoring events in the real world according to local sources. Russia's recent actions have been called into q...
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Funny story: British PM to freeze the nuts off Roman Abramovich's assets as anti-Putin sanctions start to bite

British PM to freeze the nuts off Roman Abramovich's assets as anti-Putin sanctions start to bite

London - An anti-Putin groundswell is threatening to explode into the murky world of oligarch assets like Roman Abramovich's London gold vaults. On Monday British Prime Minister David Cameron will sign an order for Diplomatic Protection Racket cop...
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Funny story: Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...
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Funny story: Ukraine Gas Supply To Be Fitted With Giant Coin Operated Gas Meter

Ukraine Gas Supply To Be Fitted With Giant Coin Operated Gas Meter

Engineers are to fit a colossal gas pre-pay meter to pipelines coming in from Russia. The coin operated machine will take 5p coins and a key will have to be turned to obtain gas similar to the innovative gas meters of the 1950's. Anyone caught...
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Banks will close even earlier on Shortest Day

Banks already close too early for most people's convenience. They will close at 11 am, on the shortest day, this year 'because we can 'says Exec.
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