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Funny story: Russian Takeover Of Other Nations Strategies Of Today And Tomorrow

Russian Takeover Of Other Nations Strategies Of Today And Tomorrow

2008- Russia invades former 'comrade' nation Georgia because Putin 'has Georgia on his mind….'. March 2014- Russia takes over the Crimea because they want to protect their naval fleet, and their hidden stores of vodka. June 2014- Russia begins infiltration and takeover of eastern Ukraine, wanting to 'protect the Russians living there' who invaded centuries ago. December 2014- Russia invad...
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Funny story: Russian Jetliner Accidentally Shot Down by Louisiana Duck Hunters

Russian Jetliner Accidentally Shot Down by Louisiana Duck Hunters

An Aeroflot Airbus A330 was accidentally shot down on its approach to New Orleans by an as yet unidentified member of a duck hunting party led by Phil Robinson of "Duck Republic" fame. Said Robinson, also famous for inventing the "Duck Dictator" d...
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Funny story: Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Russia Sending Marijuana Food Trucks To Ease Tension In Ukraine

Alexander Putin has once again lived up to his unpredictable reputation. Recent reports are breaking out of marijuana food trucks being sent into the Ukraine. US officials claim to have satellite imagery of a convoy consisting of more than 250 trucks...
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Funny story: Putin orders entire population of Russia to sit cross-legged with fingers on lips

Putin orders entire population of Russia to sit cross-legged with fingers on lips

In another attempt to increase his grip on his country, Russian leader Vladimir Putin order the entire population of the former-Soviet state to sit down where they were with their legs crossed and their fingers on their lips. Sources close to Krem...
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Funny story: Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls Breaks Down After Camera Crew Leaves For Five Minutes

Bear Grylls, survival expert, tragically broke down and entered what appears to be a catatonic state on his latest adventure in the Siberian Tundra due to the onset of hypothermia after being left alone by his camera crew for five minutes. The team w...
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Funny story: Vlad (not the Impaler?)

Vlad (not the Impaler?)

I'm so excited, having just received a present from my darling Uncle Vladimir. A collectors set of Russian Dolls beautifully crafted in his image. So cute, so accurate and just like him, so tiny. He is gorgeously unsmiling with that distant stare which some of his horrible detractors claim is cold and ruthless. But on with the list: his tiny bare chest..his bulging little muscles..his striking...
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Funny story: Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

Blame Russia and Putin (BRAP) Day to become annual rite and special holiday like July 4

A new movement for a special day of celebration is popular with the President, backed by Senator McCain, with enthusiasm showing in the mainstream press. The Blame Russia and Putin Day, or BRAP Day, is gathering steam. A summer day, probably in...
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Funny story: Russian TV News editor spends day with fingers in ears ignoring real world

Russian TV News editor spends day with fingers in ears ignoring real world

Chief editor of a Kremlin-controlled Russian TV news network, Igor Memkov, spent Saturday afternoon sticking his fingers in his ears and ignoring events in the real world according to local sources. Russia's recent actions have been called into q...
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Funny story: British PM to freeze the nuts off Roman Abramovich's assets as anti-Putin sanctions start to bite

British PM to freeze the nuts off Roman Abramovich's assets as anti-Putin sanctions start to bite

London - An anti-Putin groundswell is threatening to explode into the murky world of oligarch assets like Roman Abramovich's London gold vaults. On Monday British Prime Minister David Cameron will sign an order for Diplomatic Protection Racket cop...
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Funny story: Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

Soccer Players Part of "Homosexual Abomination"

An Orthodox Russian priest is celebrating Russia's loss in the World Cup. This is because it's all part of a "homosexual abomination" plan to oppose Christianity. Father Alexander Shumsky has apparently determined this by looking at the brightly...
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Funny story: Ukraine Gas Supply To Be Fitted With Giant Coin Operated Gas Meter

Ukraine Gas Supply To Be Fitted With Giant Coin Operated Gas Meter

Engineers are to fit a colossal gas pre-pay meter to pipelines coming in from Russia. The coin operated machine will take 5p coins and a key will have to be turned to obtain gas similar to the innovative gas meters of the 1950's. Anyone caught...
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Funny story: Ukraine's Defense Minister Mistakenly Buys Wrong Kind of Tanks

Ukraine's Defense Minister Mistakenly Buys Wrong Kind of Tanks

Kiev, Ukraine - The acting Defense Minister for Ukraine, Colonel General Mykhailo Koval, was put on administrative leave this week after one of his top aides mistakenly ordered septic tanks to replace the country's current armored forces of aging Rus...
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Funny story: Russia Invades Atlanta: Putin Denies Russia Involved

Russia Invades Atlanta: Putin Denies Russia Involved

Atlanta, GA - Yesterday, Russian military forces invaded the city of Atlanta, GA, in what Russia says is a simple map error. There is a country named Georgia that shares a border with Russia on the north, and Turkey on the west. The country of G...
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Funny story: The Blame In Ukraine Lies Mainly in The Brain (of Putin)

The Blame In Ukraine Lies Mainly in The Brain (of Putin)

Russian separatists in Ukraine, eager to show the world just how diplomatic and democratic they are in their newly taken over territory, smashed voting tables, threatened vote takers and surrounded the home of a man vocally in support of elections...
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Funny story: Curling Coverage Has Led To Russian Employment Increase In The UK

Curling Coverage Has Led To Russian Employment Increase In The UK

The employment of Russian females in the UK has spiked drastically over the past 2 months due to the BBC's extensive coverage of the Winter Olympics and the overall attractiveness of the women's Russian curling team. According to various sources...
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Funny story: New York Times nominated as State Department's official representative on Ukraine and elsewhere

New York Times nominated as State Department's official representative on Ukraine and elsewhere

Vice President Joe Biden's office has confirmed that The New York Times has now been given official status as a spokesperson for US government interests, supplementing the role of White House spokesperson Jay Carney. According to a member of Mr. B...
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Funny story: Russia: We Will Bomb Ukraine Into The Stone Age Message Welcomed By Kiev

Russia: We Will Bomb Ukraine Into The Stone Age Message Welcomed By Kiev

The Ukrainian Government has welcomed Russia's promise of "bombing them into the stone age" and see it as a chance to progress. "By advancing the Ukrainian people, from our current state of anthropological sub-infancy into the earliest dawning of...
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Funny story: Russian Navy Steal Isle of Man

Russian Navy Steal Isle of Man

The Government is holding emergency talks with Russia after the Russian navy stole the Isle of Man and moved it to within just 1 mile of the Russian coast in an attempt to catapult the UK into the Ukraine/Russian war. The daring raid took place l...
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