MOSCOW - Russia's Vodkavich National News Agency, has just announced that a world record has been set by a Russian citizen.
Valentina Pavlovsky, a 19-year-old ballerina from Moscow has gone into the record books.
Miss Pavlovsky has just complet...
London - The usual suspects could still be in the frame as police forensics pore over the exiled Russian tycoon's remains at his Surrey home tonight.
The former Kremlin power broker was found slumped in a marble bath tub this morning just days aft...
Crossed wires were being officially blamed today for the Russian refusal to bail out Britain's ailing economy.
Somehow the request for help was lost in translation and a special delivery of Moscow weather was sent instead of money.
George Osbor...
Conventional science believes viruses can 'jump' from one species of animal to another.
Conspiracy theorist scientists believe that the greatest threat to humanity lies with killer viruses from outer space.
One leading scientist who believes th...
Grisha Manpursenikov has named Outer Space as the plaintiff in a lawsuit he has filed for damages he suffered in the recent meteor impact over Chelyabinsk, Siberia.
Fragments of the meteor shattered his new 60 inch LCD television while he watched...
CHELYABINSK, Russia - A 55-foot wide rock landed in and around the city of Chelyabinsk and then caused shockwaves that injured 1,200 people and damaged thousands of homes. The U.S. quickly expressed relief that no one of significance was affected by...
With the dramatic news of the Pope resigning and several bolts of thunder crashing over the Vatican, God has now decided who will follow Pope Benedict XVI by sending a meteor crashing down into Russia.
After the impact a hoard of Russian Catholic...
Yekaterinburg - Astronauts aboard the International Space Station managed to film the giant space furball's - er...fireball's! - trajectory after tracking its ejection from the Horseshoe Nebula in the constellation of Sagittarius the Archer.
The i...
Moscow, Russia: On a Russian battlefield, sodden and churned into mud, with a cold Siberian easterly wind blowing Brendan Rogers' Liverpool 'ground' to defeat. There was no Liverpool red army marching on Moscow, instead it was more like the boy sco...
Russian President/champion bear wrestler Vladamir Putin has pledged to spend £450billion on Russia's armed forces. The soldiers don't have enough money to feed themselves, but they'll have a shitload of shiny new tanks!
Vlad "The Destroyer" Putin...
Following intense diplomatic activity at the UN over the past few weeks, a new UN resolution has been agreed, in which Russia and China will condemn Syria in the strongest possible terms.
UN Special Envoy, Koffee Anyone, announced the resolution,...
"And
Pharaoh dreamed
" (Genesis 41:1-2.) and out came seven kine, cows
And then seven lean kine ate the seven fat cows. Pharaoh awoke. Josef's economic forecast is well-known to all and needs no repetition, but need to add that from that point on the Egyptians became staunch believers in dream interpretation.
Today Egyptians are not alone. A billion people living in a radius of hundreds of m...
Harry Redknapp and Fabio Capello are on the 13 man shortlist for the Russia job.
A 13 man short-list? I'd hate to see a Russian long list. Or is a Russian long-list the players names?
Redknapp has however ruled himself for the job.
Shame - I was looking forward to using the headline 'From Taxing Trouble to Russian Roubles'
Andy Carroll is considering a loan deal to AC Milan, after rumours...
HOLLYWOOD - Noted Italian director Bandini Borrapelli has worked with some of the most popular and most beautiful actresses including Nina Dobrev, Mila Kunis, Paris Hilton, and Sofia Vergara.
He recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle T...
Russian footy thugs, hooligans, racists, piss artists and some decent supporters (not many though) are marching through the streets of Warsaw, POLAND (!) tonight in a show of strength, Big Brother is watching and over the top national pride.
They...
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DENVER - General Urineitch retracted his previous announcement that he planned to invade Denver this month. He asks to please not tell anyone they are invading. Sources in Florida, at Disney World, report seeing Russian soldiers in uniform there.
Denver residents are planning to line the streets and welcome the liberating Russian army this month, according to our source, Russian general Urineitch. Despite a puff piece published recently, hundreds of thousands of troops are expected to parade...