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Hammers Fan Off the Danger List

Funny story: Hammers Fan Off the Danger List

West Ham's greatest fan Johnnie Wubble is officially off the danger list. He was in hospital with a chronic heart attack after the Hammers beat Manchester City earlier in the season and were fourth in the Premier League for thirty minutes. A ho...

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Russell Brand's Democratic Lottery

Russell Brand is sick of the lottery being run purely by poncey squares, greedy plums and corrupt geezers, who cruelly and arbitrarily force people against their will to choose random numbers... In the vain hope that just on this one single, solit...

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A Christmas Message from Bono 2014

Funny story: A Christmas Message from Bono 2014

Hello Hello, Dis year I have been busy saving the world again. My friend and fellow tax exile Sir Bob let me sing on Band Aid again. So that I could start in my new mission to eradicate Ebola. I think I will have this all cured by Christmas, but I will be promoting my other things as well. I now have a rival, Russell Brand, who thinks he can be the saviour of the world. He can't there is on...

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Politics is going online

Funny story: Politics is going online

In the most radical shake-up of British Politics since the Whigs and Tories merged to form the Tories, a solution has been found to the age old problem of the electorate not being engaged with the running of the country. The way politics works in...

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Khloe Kardashian and Russell Brand Spotted Underneath The Santa Monica Pier

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian and Russell Brand Spotted Underneath The Santa Monica Pier

SANTA MONICA, California - Friends of Khloe Kardashian say that she misses ex-husband Lamar Odom about as much as Kirstie Alley misses a meal. The 5-foot-10-inch tall Kardashian sister has said that she was a fool for sitting home like a nice litt...

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Pamela Anderson Says She's Traced The Source of The Rumor of Her Most Recent Sex Tape

Funny story: Pamela Anderson Says She's Traced The Source of The Rumor of Her Most Recent Sex Tape

HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson told Bedroom Pillow Talk's Preston St. Bolero that she was shocked to hear that there was a rumor of a new sex tape of her floating about. The 46-year-old Anderson said that just because she has made some steamy sex vid...

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Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him

Funny story: Russell Brand Offers Miley Cyrus $900 If She'll Twerk Him

HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand said that he really got excited at watching Miley Cyrus and Katy Perry kissing. Brand who was married to Katy told Bedroom Pillow Talk that he always had a feeling that his honey liked to make out with girls. He noted...

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The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

Funny story: The Kansas State Senate Will Vote On Outlawing French Kissing

TOPEKA, Kansas - The recent news item about Miley Cyrus trying to French kiss Katy Perry kicked up renewed interest in the Kansas state senate. The matter had been proposed by Senator Magenta Quakerquill [R-Wichita] but it had been delegated to th...

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Russell Brand Remarks That Miley Cyrus Has Got The Biggest Friggin Tongue He Has Ever Seen

Funny story: Russell Brand Remarks That Miley Cyrus Has Got The Biggest Friggin Tongue He Has Ever Seen

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View and was told by Regis Philbin that he now has a connection to Miley Cyrus. Brand looked a bit puzzled and asked in what way. Philbin said that he was once married to Katy Perry, and Kat...

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CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

Funny story: CNN Could Be Hiring Ricky Gervais To Replace Piers Morgan

NEW YORK CITY - Several news agencies are reporting that CNN is desperate to get back on top of the television network ratings chart. An unnamed source told TV ClickerWorld's Hoopla Diddy that one of the reasons why Morgan was let go was due to hi...

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Russell Brand Amassing Underground Army To Overthrow Government

Funny story: Russell Brand Amassing Underground Army To Overthrow Government

It's been six months since Russell Brand's interview with Jeremy Paxman on "Newsnight" in which he predicted a revolution against the current government. Not many took it seriously, but fast forward to this week and I'm being led down a dark and din...

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Russell Brand shaves beard, gets mistaken for Kate Middleton

Funny story: Russell Brand shaves beard, gets mistaken for Kate Middleton

Los Angeles, Ca - Strolling down Rodeo Drive this afternoon the former smack addict husband of Katy Perry nearly caused a riot after being besieged by paparazzi convinced he was royal Brit scrounger Kate Middleton. "Actually he's slightly prettier...

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Nina Dobrev Lost Her Super Bowl Bet And Reveals Who She Has To Go Out On A Date With

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - The star of The Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev appeared on The View and told Whoopi Goldberg that she had bet on the Denver Broncos to win the Super Bowl. Nina said that she had made a bet with Russell Brand that if the Denver Bronc...

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Russell Brand Tells Bruce Jenner He Wants To Date Him After He Has His Sex-Change Operation

Funny story: Russell Brand Tells Bruce Jenner He Wants To Date Him After He Has His Sex-Change Operation

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand and Bruce Jenner have always been good friends, but Brand recently said that one day he hopes to be even closer friends. Brand spoke with Ling Chow Rangoon of iRumors at The Enchanted Enchilada Restaurant in West Hol...

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Russell Brand Keeping A Low Profile After His Hateful Michelle Obama Comment

Funny story: Russell Brand Keeping A Low Profile After His Hateful Michelle Obama Comment

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Russell Brand has always been an individual who says what is on his mind. And that very type of thinking has landed him in hot water after he made a comment regarding the nation's first lady, Michelle Obama. A few weeks ago th...

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Russell Brand Says That He Recently Talked To A Space Alien

Funny story: Russell Brand Says That He Recently Talked To A Space Alien

WEST HOLLYWOOD - The former husband of Katy Perry, Russell Brand says that during his life he has taken all kinds of drugs and drank all kinds of drinks. He claims that he is now drug-free as well as drink-free. He recently confided to his hairsty...

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NASCAR's Danica Patrick Admits She's As Happy As A Gopher In Soft Dirt

Funny story: NASCAR's Danica Patrick Admits She's As Happy As A Gopher In Soft Dirt

NEW YORK CITY - NASCAR driver Danica Patrick was in the Big Apple doing some last minute Christmas shopping. She was approached by Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette who asked her how she'd been feeling lately. Danica responded by saying...

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Khloe Kardashian On Cloud 9 With Her New Friend Russell Brand

Funny story: Khloe Kardashian On Cloud 9 With Her New Friend Russell Brand

HOLLYWOOD - It appears that Khloe Kardashian wasted no time after getting divorced from NBA player Lamar Odom as she has jumped into the dating pool. The 5-foot-10-inch Kardashian was seen walking hand in hand with British comedic actor Russell Br...

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