Harley Quinn died last week at a Glenn Beck event. The 47 year-old comic assigned to Beck by The Ruling Authority choked on his own words and died on-stage before an audience of Mr. Beck's fans.
The county coroner, a Republican appointee, ruled t...
LOS ANGELES - The former governor of the Left Coast state of California has not had much luck in his movie comeback nor in his marriage to Maria Shriver.
The ex-body building champion who once held the title of The Strongest Man in The Entire Sola...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - It is no secret that there has never been a U.S. president who was more into basketball than President Obama.
And the president does love to make bets on all kinds of sporting events. He has said that since he doesn't go hunting...
BOISE, Idaho - Ann Coulter was in town speaking at the Mashed Potatoes Arena before a group of frustrated Republicans who hate the mess that Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan, and especially Sarah Palin have put the GOP in.
The Republican maven was asked wha...
NEW YORK CITY - After insisting that he has never seen naked photos of Ann Coulter, much less possessed any, it appears that the Republican radio talk show host may be on the verge of changing his tune.
According to American Spotlight Magazine the...
NEW YORK CITY - The word on Madison Avenue is that GOP radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh is thinking about possibly purchasing the Orlando Magic of the National Basketball Association.
Back in May of 2011, Limbaugh was unsuccessful in his bid to...
LOS ANGELES - Jim Carrey is fit to be tied as he continues to get hammered by members of the fair and impartial folks at the Fox Network.
Tittle Tattle Tonight reporter Tapioca Swizzle stated that the whole matter was ignited when an unnamed Fox t...
SAN FRANCISCO - Conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh was in The City By The Bay taking a tour of the long abandoned Alcatraz Federal Prison.
Limbaugh has always been fascinated by the island prison that housed such infamous inmates as A...
Washington D.C. - Just hours after articles demanding an apology for claims that Hillary Clinton was not really ill and that her problems were too convenient. the Secretary of State received a special delivery.
"It was 2 dozen roses," said Clinton...
NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh says that he does not appreciate hearing the rumor that he and GOP maven Ann Coulter are involved in a romantic affair.
The radio political commentator told GOPicky Magazine that there is no way in hell he would ever...
"He is fat and a fool. Don't listen to governor Christie. He doesn't know what he's talking about..."
Said the large castrated pig Shark Rush Limburg, bellowing angrily into his long-suffering microphone, unsure of his surroundings. He had just fl...
Washington DC - After announcing the success of his "make it fail" program, Rush celebrated on air by swallowing a whole apple. At first he felt fine. Then the listeners heard sirens as Rush was rushed to the hospital for surgery.
Rush is in fine...
Michele Obama surprised her supporters today by expressing her affection for waffles, especially when served by her husband, Barack.
The First Lady is known for promoting healthy food, and most would not expect waffles to make her approval list.
SIOUX FALLS, SD (ABSNN) - Richard Nixon cheated to beat him out of the Presidency, but George McGovern made it to Heaven while Tricky Dickey remains a smoldering charcoal briquette in Hell. McGovern died yesterday at the age of 90. He remained, to...
NEW YORK CITY - There is no one in the World of Celebrities who loves to get into angry arguments, bitter clashes, venom-spewing squabbles, and antagonistic altercations more than Madonna.
For some strange reason known only to her, the 54-year-old...
National Radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh today declared that Mitt Romney himself is part of a Left Wing Conspiracy to discredit conservatives and the Republican Party.
"Mitt Romney's words on Libya and riots in Egypt are total fabrications tha...
LOS ANGELES - Ling Chow Rangoon with the iRumors News Agency has just stated that Dane Cook has just joined the ranks of fellow insensitive jerks such as Gilbert Gottfried and Tracy Morgan.
And Cook accomplished that by making extremely inappropri...
Conservative pundit Rush Limbaugh stirred controversy last week when he accused Warner Brothers and director Christopher Nolan of using their new, heavily promoted blockbuster Batman movie The Dark Knight Rises as a vile piece of pro-Obama propaganda...