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Funny story: Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

New York - The last time a full moon occurred on Friday the 13th, in October 2000, Rupert Murdoch was sitting pretty in his NYC NewsCorpse HQ confidently predicting Al 'Weird Al' Gore was just daze away from being elected the next President of the U...
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Funny story: Wendi Deng cops $250million divorce settlement from Rupert Murdoch

Wendi Deng cops $250million divorce settlement from Rupert Murdoch

New York (Ass Mess) - Fourteen years of connubial bliss ended 'amicably' in a New York divorce court today as Wendi Deng's lawyers managed to persuade ageing octogenarian media tycoon Rupert Murdoch to hand over $250million - split 50/50 between cash...
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Funny story: Ruling Authority to Re-Institute HUAC, Cites New "Red Scare"

Ruling Authority to Re-Institute HUAC, Cites New "Red Scare"

In light of attempts to dismantle the United States government by "red district" congressmen and dangerous outside groups, the R.A. plans to bring back the House Un-American Activities Committee. The earlier Committee, formed to investigate so-cal...
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Funny story: Murdoch Buys The Royal Mail

Murdoch Buys The Royal Mail

In a sensational move media mogul Rupert Murdoch has bought Britain's Royal Mail. In addition astonishing genealogical research by the world renowned genealogist Ned Kelly has established 'beyond doubt' that Murdoch is descended from William the...
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Funny story: Rupert al-Murdock to Launch Al Foxeera

Rupert al-Murdock to Launch Al Foxeera

Rupert al-Murdock today announced his newest venture in cable news--a network he is calling Al Foxeera. Al-Murdock is naming Roger Al-Ailes, who is currently president of FOX News, to head up the media venture. Said Al-Murdock: "We hope to pre...
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch is mad at Bill Clinton, keeps tweeting names of the President's secret brats

Rupert Murdoch is mad at Bill Clinton, keeps tweeting names of the President's secret brats

New York - He's already posted the names of three top suspects as the long-term effects of 14-year prenup tension begins to bite at those wrinkly, octogenarian gonads. [Ouch!] Today pals of the NewsCorpse mogul kinda insisted Big Rupe always knew...
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch in 'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker

Rupert Murdoch in 'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker

New York - "Guys, there is no DNA-laced cigar or Lewinsky-esque blue dress," a statement on behalf of the NYC-based octogenarian NewsCorpse mogul said today, "either in the back of a closet or at a downtown dry cleaners. "Our client also refutes t...
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Funny story: Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favor...
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Funny story: New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

New Mental Illness Widespread says Doctor

Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered. "Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...
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Funny story: World Boxing Heavy Weight Sensation

World Boxing Heavy Weight Sensation

The World Heavyweight Boxing Title Fight between Rupert 'the Rat' Murdoch and The Big Bad Corpse (named after the number of opponents laid out over the years) has taken a dramatic turn. The Big Bad Corpse (BBC) walked into a stiff upper class cut...
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Funny story: Murdoch To Cancel Comedy Tuesday If Obama Wins

Murdoch To Cancel Comedy Tuesday If Obama Wins

Citizens of the United States from both sides of the political line feel like there is a lot riding on today's presidential election but News Corporation owner Rupert Murdoch felt it necessary to up the ante in a press conference he held this morning...
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Funny story: David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron shuffles away awkwardly

David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers. Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to...
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Funny story: Prince Harry defends right to hang Rupert Murdoch

Prince Harry defends right to hang Rupert Murdoch

Bonny Prince Harry, currently standing in as Caretaker King due to family illnesses and honeymoons, today defended the controversial decision to order the hanging of newspaper publisher Rupert Murdoch. Harry took the keys to Buckingham Palace whil...
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Funny story: Sun newspaper front page pic of nude Prince Harry is gift to Wendi Deng

Sun newspaper front page pic of nude Prince Harry is gift to Wendi Deng

Wapping insiders claimed today that the front page picture of Prince Harry almost 'koo' starkers was a birthday present from Rupert Murdoch to his heroic wife, Wendi Deng. Deng shot to worldwide fame in 2011 when attacking Johnnie Marbles Kung-Fu...
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Funny story: MP Louise Mensch tells of drug misery

MP Louise Mensch tells of drug misery

MP Louise Mensch has admitted taking hard drugs in her youth that "messed with my brain". The high-profile Tory backbencher and chick-lit author told of her past after being asked about Justice Secretary Ken Clarke's claim that Britain is losing t...
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Funny story: Bob 'Rough' Diamond is the new Rupert Murdoch

Bob 'Rough' Diamond is the new Rupert Murdoch

London - The Barclays boss is the City's latest fallen idol being cattle-prodded into a Leveson-style public inquiry about endemic rot under his watch. Tonight he's adamant there's no resigning issue in his running of a huge, corrupt, casino-style...
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Funny story: Rebekah Brooks denies love tryst with Rupert Murdoch

Rebekah Brooks denies love tryst with Rupert Murdoch

Former editor of the News of The World Rebekah Crooks today flatly denied a love tryst with former boss Rupert 'Rumpy Pumpy' Murdoch. The former News International CEO who resigned last year and was arrested 'by appointment' has been in and out of...
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Funny story: Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp

Rupert Murdoch Involuntarily Quits News Corp

WHITE PLAINS, NY - The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit him pretty hard according to close friends and business acquaintances. Not one to let any moss grow under his feet, however, Murdoch h...
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!
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