Reggie Mental editor of "Get Out of My Mind" details a recent interview he had with Swiss psychiatrist Dr. Fiddler ... all about a new mental illness his team of researchers claim to have discovered.
"Paranoia we all know about and nobody wants. Hence the new social fear on a par with any other phobia.... it is called Paranoia-Phobia. Yes, the fear of being paranoid. Already medication, a deri...
The World Heavyweight Boxing Title Fight between Rupert 'the Rat' Murdoch and The Big Bad Corpse (named after the number of opponents laid out over the years) has taken a dramatic turn.
The Big Bad Corpse (BBC) walked into a stiff upper class cut...
Citizens of the United States from both sides of the political line feel like there is a lot riding on today's presidential election but News Corporation owner Rupert Murdoch felt it necessary to up the ante in a press conference he held this morning...
David Cameron was lying low this morning after the mother of all cabinet shuffles saw him in more trouble than Kevin Peterson after all those disloyal tweets to the Saffers.
Cameron sacked Transport Secretary Justine Greening, and was mortified to...
Bonny Prince Harry, currently standing in as Caretaker King due to family illnesses and honeymoons, today defended the controversial decision to order the hanging of newspaper publisher Rupert Murdoch.
Harry took the keys to Buckingham Palace whil...
Wapping insiders claimed today that the front page picture of Prince Harry almost 'koo' starkers was a birthday present from Rupert Murdoch to his heroic wife, Wendi Deng.
Deng shot to worldwide fame in 2011 when attacking Johnnie Marbles Kung-Fu...
MP Louise Mensch has admitted taking hard drugs in her youth that "messed with my brain".
The high-profile Tory backbencher and chick-lit author told of her past after being asked about Justice Secretary Ken Clarke's claim that Britain is losing t...
London - The Barclays boss is the City's latest fallen idol being cattle-prodded into a Leveson-style public inquiry about endemic rot under his watch.
Tonight he's adamant there's no resigning issue in his running of a huge, corrupt, casino-style...
Former editor of the News of The World Rebekah Crooks today flatly denied a love tryst with former boss Rupert 'Rumpy Pumpy' Murdoch.
The former News International CEO who resigned last year and was arrested 'by appointment' has been in and out of...
WHITE PLAINS, NY - The news this week, that Rupert Murdoch is not fit to run News Corp as Chairman and CEO, has hit him pretty hard according to close friends and business acquaintances. Not one to let any moss grow under his feet, however, Murdoch h...
A suspected covert operative of al-Qaeda has been arrested before boarding a flight to London after authorities suspected that he was wearing a concealed underwear bomb; one that required no metal.
The suspected operative, tentatively identified...
The parliamentary culture committee today concluded what most of us already knew, Rupert Murdoch "is not a fit and proper person to exercise the stewardship of a major international conpany." In other words, he stinks.
After a lengthy inquiry into...
News filtered in last night that The Devil is set to be investigated by a team of professionals from Trading Standards after accusations that he has been offering poor deals to people wishing to sell their souls.
In the past The Devil has been kno...
Rupert Murdoch has revealed how he considered closing down Manchester United after recent embarrassing results, before Charlies Angel wife Wendi pointed out that he doesn't own them.
Writing on twitter yesterday he declared "Getting old, was going...
The former Sun and News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks has been arrested again by police investigating the phone hacking scandal.
It is believed that police turned up at her Oxfordshire home at 6am this morning primarily so they could catch Br...
Outrage swept Parent company of James Murdoch, NEWS Corpse, at the suggestion that James was not fit. 'I have seen him running for cover for months' said a friend Hack Earwig 'he's very quick, even slippery. Of course he's fit!'
But the question r...
Under pressure British Prime Minister David Cameron held a press conference today to deny having sex with a horse lent to Rupert Murdoch lacky Rebecca Crooks by the Metropolitan Police.
Mr Cameron was in Brussels for yet another EU summit, but the...
Veteran Sun journalists complained they were being unfairly handicapped today, after Rupert Murdoch sent round a memoranda banning all phone-hacking from the roof garden.
"It was a great place to hack from," lamented Sportswriter of the Year Damia...