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Rupert Murdoch promises to get Theresa May elected next time

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch promises to get Theresa May elected next time

After a relentless campaign of negative attacks on Jeremy Corbyn, Rupert Murdoch was said to be furious that the Labour leader did so well in the election. One observer said that on seeing the first exit poll on election night, Murdoch stormed out of...

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Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Funny story: Some News Headlines You May Have Missed

Russia declares war against China. Iran declares war against Iraq. Israel declares war against Syria. Italy declares war against Macedonia. Turkey declares war against Germany. Australia declares war against East Timor. Japan declares war again...

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Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Funny story: Trump never wanted to win the presidency

Sources inside the Trump campaign, on a condition of anonymity, have revealed that Donald Trump never had any intention of winning the Presidency. They say with the making Brietbart's News' combative far-right Chief Executive Steve Bannon and Roge...

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Newscorp announces a new 24/7 news network, GlockNews, to provide exclusive mass-shooting coverage.

Funny story: Newscorp announces a new 24/7 news network, GlockNews, to provide exclusive mass-shooting coverage.

New York, NY: In a statement today, Rupert Murdoch announced a new cable news network to focus solely on event details and aftermath coverage surrounding mass shootings in the United States. A Newscorp spokesman, Ted Trigger said, "The sheer amount o...

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Terrorists Attack The Spoof

With nothing left to lose, a rag-tag team of Middle Eastern Terrorists hijacked Rupert Murdoch's Lear Jet, beheaded the pilot, and took the tabloid mogul hostage - according to an NSA official who planned the mission. Speaking on the condition of ano...

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Obama attends fundraiser at Ruper Murdoch's Fifth Avenue apartment block

Funny story: Obama attends fundraiser at Ruper Murdoch's Fifth Avenue apartment block

New York - Billed as a charity night gala at the home of a wealthy NYC philanthropisst the fundraiser is expected to raise million$ for Obama's Presidential Library & Museum gaff. It's taking place at Loida Nicolas-Lewis' 834 Fifth Avenue pen...

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NewsCorpse rehires Rebekah Brooks

Funny story: NewsCorpse rehires Rebekah Brooks

New York - Flame-haired uber-queen Rebekah Brooks has moved to New York in a $10m package pimping out Rupert Murdoch's new digi-acquisitions. Brooks, 69, famously survived a criminal prosecution at London's Old Bailey in a lawsuit that jailed her...

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Rupert Murdoch to Marry Sarah Palin

(London) - Numerous sources have now independently confirmed that Rupert Murdoch will marry Sarah Palin this September in the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg. While Mr. Murdoch's divorce from Wendi Deng in 2013 was front-page news worldwide, few were aw...

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Rupert Murdoch Admits FOX News Began as Political Satire

In an interview with this fearless reporter, media tycoon Rupert Murdoch confessed a bit of an inside joke that has kept him smiling to himself for over 18 years - The FOX News he initially envisioned was a 24-hour news parody satirizing America's in...

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Uber brown-noser queen Rebekah Brooks in 'kissing cousins' Obama vid

Funny story: Uber brown-noser queen Rebekah Brooks in 'kissing cousins' Obama vid

Washington - Aides of NewsCorpse CEO Rupert Murdoch have downplayed footage of Rebekah Brooks and Barack Obama enjoying some intimate faeces - uh, face! - time in London just before the 2008 White House election. The footage forms part of a repor...

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Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

Funny story: Friday the 13th Full Moon roller coaster countdown for beleaguered NewsCorpse chief

New York - The last time a full moon occurred on Friday the 13th, in October 2000, Rupert Murdoch was sitting pretty in his NYC NewsCorpse HQ confidently predicting Al 'Weird Al' Gore was just daze away from being elected the next President of the U...

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Wendi Deng cops $250million divorce settlement from Rupert Murdoch

Funny story: Wendi Deng cops $250million divorce settlement from Rupert Murdoch

New York (Ass Mess) - Fourteen years of connubial bliss ended 'amicably' in a New York divorce court today as Wendi Deng's lawyers managed to persuade ageing octogenarian media tycoon Rupert Murdoch to hand over $250million - split 50/50 between cash...

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Ruling Authority to Re-Institute HUAC, Cites New "Red Scare"

In light of attempts to dismantle the United States government by "red district" congressmen and dangerous outside groups, the R.A. plans to bring back the House Un-American Activities Committee. The earlier Committee, formed to investigate so-cal...

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Murdoch Buys The Royal Mail

Funny story: Murdoch Buys The Royal Mail

In a sensational move media mogul Rupert Murdoch has bought Britain's Royal Mail. In addition astonishing genealogical research by the world renowned genealogist Ned Kelly has established 'beyond doubt' that Murdoch is descended from William the...

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Rupert al-Murdock to Launch Al Foxeera

Funny story: Rupert al-Murdock to Launch Al Foxeera

Rupert al-Murdock today announced his newest venture in cable news--a network he is calling Al Foxeera. Al-Murdock is naming Roger Al-Ailes, who is currently president of FOX News, to head up the media venture. Said Al-Murdock: "We hope to pre...

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Rupert Murdoch is mad at Bill Clinton, keeps tweeting names of the President's secret brats

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch is mad at Bill Clinton, keeps tweeting names of the President's secret brats

New York - He's already posted the names of three top suspects as the long-term effects of 14-year prenup tension begins to bite at those wrinkly, octogenarian gonads. [Ouch!] Today pals of the NewsCorpse mogul kinda insisted Big Rupe always knew...

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Rupert Murdoch in 'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker

Funny story: Rupert Murdoch in 'I did not have relations with Blair' shocker

New York - "Guys, there is no DNA-laced cigar or Lewinsky-esque blue dress," a statement on behalf of the NYC-based octogenarian NewsCorpse mogul said today, "either in the back of a closet or at a downtown dry cleaners. "Our client also refutes t...

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Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

Funny story: Billionaire Rupert Murdoch Files For Divorce!

NEW YORK CITY - Multi-Billionaire Rupert Murdoch has filed for divorce to rid himself of wife #3 Wendi Deng. According to Bedroom Pillow Talk, the 82-year-old mogul reportedly got tired of the fact that his wife Wendi has refused to cook his favor...

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